SIDE ONE
(Tia comes on as ring
mistress but will need to be replaced soon)
Tia: rock ‘n roll, yes.............uh-huh?
Russ: uh-huh.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: can you guys do an energy check on this
pyramid, make sure it’s working?
Tia: it’s not aligned properly.
Russ: that’s what I was afraid of. Okay, let me set
this, I see the problem.
Tia: what is the problem?
Russ: it’s just off-center, magnetic.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: it will just take a second.
Tia: Mr. busy huh?
Russ: that’s me.
Tia: make him work for a living right?
Russ: okay, we’re set.
Tia: okay, right......uh-huh?
Velvet: there’s three people.
Tia: yes I know there’s three people, I can hear
each one of you breathing.
Velvet: I know but there’s three people missing.
Tia: yes I know there’s three people missing,
there’s two of them sitting over there and there’s
one hovering around somewhere. Okay, okay…..down to
business......
Russ: okay.
Tia: business and entertainment, questions
first. How’s it going Skip?
Skip: it’s just fine.
Tia: deep into that book huh?
Skip: I’m sorry?
Tia: deep into a book huh?
Skip: yeah, it’s like the third one I’ve devoured
this month.
Tia: were you that hungry?
Skip: yeah for…
Tia: for knowledge.
Skip: you got it.
Tia: you’ll have to excuse me, I’m a little bit over
bubbly.
Skip: can you see what that is?
Tia: I can’t read English very well.
Skip: "The
Magic of Thinking Big."
Tia: ahh, yes think big, big as possible.
Skip: bigger than that.
Tia: think of something really big. Velvet,
think of something really, really big.
Velvet: money.
Tia: okay, think of something even bigger.
Velvet: bigger than money? I would say knowledge.
Tia: oh aren't we being very literal and esoteric
tonight? Let me put my glasses on and I will try to
look like a professor.
Russ: she’s got you there. All right darling,
question for you.
Tia: uh-huh?
Russ: now during our channeling sessions when you’re
the ring mistress….
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: you’re always helping to maintain the focus of
where the attentions are.......
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: i.e. having fun or with others up
there getting serious.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: now our focus is at all times
important for learning correct?
Tia: correct.
Russ: so how is it that you are arranging people and
focusing subjects to make the learning more……?
Tia: because they give me a rough idea on what
they’re going to be talking about…hello…..and I then
figure out how they will fit in and how they work
together and weave together and of course they work
with me as well.......
Russ: right.
Tia: so that it weaves together nice and smoothly.
Russ: so is there any kind of particular pattern
you’re trying to maintain?
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: what?
Tia: a pattern of relevancy to each individual
subject and how they link and follow on to the next.
Nine times out of ten, they follow on.
Russ: what about the other night when you had Korton
and Ashtar and Omal and…..
Tia: well I put them in……
Russ: how did you figure that one out?
Tia: I put those on in succession, who was the most
important.
Russ: oh I see, now important being judged by
yourself as those with a higher consciousness level?
Tia: no, by what they had to discuss and also in the
chain of command.
Russ: chain of command ahh, that’s kind of what I
had in mind.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: it seemed more or less like chain of command
then.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: now how are you planning on doing this
evening? Just so I can get an example of what
you're......how this works, i.e……..
Tia: okay, what we will have on is we will do a
brief meta-concert with a outside observer and then
we will discuss various topics that will be brought
up and address necessary things......you’ll have to
excuse me, I’m having difficulty with my words
tonight.
Russ: okay, well I’d like you then in this case
since you’re the ring mistress…..
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: to assist me in my learning and our learning
by helping me label these tapes.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: what would be tonight’s tape’s…….
Tia: meta-concert.
Russ: meta-concert. We have a tape called that,
something like meta-concert number two?
Tia: enlarged meta-concert.
Russ: enlarged meta-concert, good, I’ll put that
down as the tape’s name then.
Tia: uh-huh and fortunately I won't be conducting
anything to do with the meta-concert.
Russ: okay.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: this should be good, just had practice since
last week?
Tia: yeah, you’ll have to excuse me.
Russ: no that’s alright, you’re in the pyramid
tonight?
(a structure in the yard of Kiri, Tia's and
Mark's apartment on the base)
Tia: yeah.
Russ: okay, all right enlarged meta-concert.....
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: good.
Tia: what brand of wine is that you’re drinking?
Russ: oh I'm drinking some warm Chardonnay.
Tia: oh it’s not a Sirian claret? Very nice vintage.
Russ: very nice vintage.....
Tia; sorry.
Russ: I've tried many a bottle yes.
Tia: uh-huh. Okay Skip, do you have a
question?
Skip: me, no?
Tia: why not?
Skip: I’m just listening.
Tia: okay. Velvet.......
Velvet: what?
Tia: do you have a question?
Velvet: tonight I only have a question for Kiri and
Karra.
Tia: okay, Shane?
Shane: huh?
Tia: do you have a question? You’re an astral
traveler aren’t you? Hmm yes.
Shane: no.
Russ: I have two questions.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ:
when are we doing our astral travel tape?
Tia: soon.
Russ:
okay great, I can’t wait for that
Tia: uh-huh, four actually.
Russ:
and the other one is in myself going to be tuning
this pyramid hopefully tomorrow…..
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ:
what am I looking to do here, just get in and out of
it?
Tia: yeah.
Russ:
astrally?
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ:
and I just tune it too.
Tia: yeah, uh-huh.
Russ:
okay.
Tia: okay.
Russ:
all right, rock and roll.
Tia: yeah okay.
Velvet: Tia, I have one question.
Tia: uh-huh.
Velvet: who are you going to put on next?
Tia: ahh, Karra.
Velvet: yes.
(A rather sober sounding Karra
comes on to get things a bit more serious.)
Karra: hello everybody.
Velvet: hi Karra.
Russ: hello.
Velvet: hello.
Karra: hello Skip.
Skip: good evening.
Karra: oh, are you going somewhere Shane? And hello
Russ.
Russ: good evening my love.
Karra: how’s it going dear?
Russ: I’m doing as best as I can.
Karra: yes, you’ll have to excuse Tia.
Russ: that’s all right, what was she all giddy about
tonight?
Karra: about four glasses of wine I think.
Russ: good, I hope I can catch up with her.
Karra: she was half smashed.
Russ: okay.
Karra: okay, you have a question for me Velvet.
Velvet: yep, a question about healing.
Karra: okay.
Velvet: can we healers…..
Karra: uh-huh.
Velvet: take another healer’s energy away if they
fight back?
Karra: it depends on what you mean by fighting back,
physical fighting no.
Velvet: no, I’m talking about healing powers.
Karra: healing powers. Why would you want to fight
another healer?
Russ: sounds like contradiction in terms.
Karra: exactly.
Velvet: no, well you’re trying to take a healer’s
energy away, another healers and they’re trying to
take your energy away, what do you do?
Karra: it doesn’t work that way.
Velvet: it doesn’t?
Karra: no, healers don’t take…..do not fight over
energy. They share energy if necessary. One healer
will help another healer but they will not fight
each other.
Velvet: so if one healer is low on energy….
Karra: you can then……
Velvet: and one’s on high?
Karra: you can blend the two together, if the weaker
healer is stronger in his or her healing ability,
she can then focus the energy of the weaker healer
that is being used to help.
Velvet: okay, that sounds fair.
Karra: uh-huh but never fight over energy.
Velvet: okay, I just want to ask one question….
Karra: oh that’s all right.
Velvet: okay when you’re putting your hands on
someone’s back and they start to get hot, are you
giving them energy or are you taking….?
Karra: it depends on which part you doing it. If
you're pumping energy......
Velvet: on your back, you’re right here on this
part.
Karra: yes.
Skip: shoulders.
Velvet: shoulders? Shoulder blades, what should you
do?
Karra: well it depends…..
Velvet: is it are you taking the energy away?
Karra: if you’re taking away the hurt, then you are
taking away the energy that’s creating the hurt. If
you are making them feel better and stronger, you’re
pumping the energy in.
Velvet: now Linda said something about light to
light.
Karra: uh-huh.
Velvet: what is that?
Karra: light energy.
Velvet: light energy, when one light touches
another…….
Karra: it makes it brighter.
Velvet: uh-huh and she said when it comes out, you
go, (breathes deeply) and
that’s when you see the light.
Karra: that’s a very odd way to describe it but
basically what you’re doing is you’re pumping your
light energy because you give off light which can be
called an aura.
Velvet: an aura?
Karra: aura.
Velvet: aura?
Karra: yes.
Velvet: what’s that?
Karra: it’s an energy field that surrounds you that
is light.
Velvet: I have another book, Mark gave my mom a book
on chrakras
and the human energy fields.
Russ: chakras.
Karra: chakras.
Velvet: chakras and the human energy fields.
Karra: uh-huh.
Velvet: what is that about?
Karra: it’s about points of energy spread throughout
the body that can be used for healing and other
purposes. Okay Skip, as a healer, do you have a
question?
Skip: no but my powers getting stronger.
Karra: uh-huh, why is that?
Skip: because my attitude is changing.
Karra: that’s part of the key, if you’re negative,
then the energy is suppressed. As you become more
and more positive, you become stronger and stronger.
Skip: my attitude’s totally changed.
Karra: that’s good, you've become stronger and
stronger in a spiritual form as well as a physical
form.
Skip: uh-huh, because I’m not the same person that
you met six, eight months ago.
Karra: no, you were a very dark individual at that
point.
Skip: (chuckles)
Russ: somewhat dark and unfocused.
Karra: uh-huh and now you’re laughing which is is a
positive laugh.
Russ: and you’ve got your focus back.
Skip: uh-huh.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: now you know where you’re going with it.
Skip: yep, indeed.
Russ: it definitely shows.
Skip: do something that makes me feel even better.
Russ: what’s that?
Skip: become rich and famous.
Karra: you're already are rich and famous Skip.
Skip: I mean to the rest of the world.
Karra: ahhh…..
(Skip laughs)
Karra: you’re talking about fiscal wealth.
Skip: yes, yes, yes. Getting tired of being
mediocre.
(someone comes into the room)
Russ: I have a suggestion.....
Karra: hello, hello and hello.
Velvet: hello.
Karra: how’s it going mistress healer?
Skip: no, my attitude has changed completely since
we first started having these sessions.
Karra: oh that’s good. Now, all the healers put
their hands up and wave them. Sorry, just my way of
having fun and it's also a statement of point. How
many healers are in the room?
Velvet: five.
Karra: uh-huh, so there’s a lot of healers all in
one place.
Russ: uh-huh.
Skip: uh-huh.
Karra: which means that there should be no ailments
or illnesses in this room at all.
Skip: that’s right.
Karra: uh-huh, yes it is strong energy isn’t it?
Linda T: uh-huh.
Karra: okay, any questions?
Russ: first off, how’s that pyramid set up, okay?
Karra: it’s still slightly off but it’s manageable.
Russ: okay, I see the problem.
Karra: okay?
Russ: it’s an exact science, I know.
Karra: yes, like healing is an exact science.
Russ: correct, we’ll try that and see if that works.
Skip: question.
Karra: uh-huh.
Skip: I want to find out if my dark side is
disappearing.
Karra: no, it gets suppressed.
Skip: I’m sorry?
Karra: it gets suppressed, it doesn’t disappear, it
just gets suppressed by good. Everybody has a dark
side, everybody.
Linda T: Karra, isn’t it true that a dark side is
not really a dark side, it’s only a misunderstood
emotion or thought?
Karra: it’s a politically correct way of putting it
I suppose. It is a mischievous side that behaves in
a way that is unrepressed and self-centered and no
morals, no values, it’s dark.
Linda T: right, no integrity.
Karra: yes........and everybody has it,
some to a lesser and some to a greater.
Russ: uh-huh.
Karra: but it can be harnessed and used sometimes.
It is always there to remind us of what we could be
if we weren’t so moralistic and I don’t mean that in
a good sense.
Russ: right.
Linda T: Karra?
Karra: uh-huh?
Linda T: learning to be one with each one of those
aspects of yourself and in that way that you want to
change or transform to the cosmic vibration.
Karra: yes, it’s a reminder, it’s a reminder.
Linda T: oh.
Karra: uh-huh but it serves a function. Could you
imagine…….
Linda T: a great function right?
Karra: yeah if you want to. Could you imagine
somebody that has no negative vibrations whatsoever?
Linda T: that wouldn't be too realistic.
Skip: that be perfect.
Russ: no it would be hell.
Skip: no I said they would be perfect.
Linda T: right.
Karra: they would be too good to be true.
Skip: that’s right.
Karra: uh-huh.
Skip: they’d be perfect and there is no such a
thing.
Karra: no, everybody that I know, every entity makes
mistakes from time to time.
Russ: yeah even Jesus had problems….
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: being a healer.
Karra: yes, exactly.
Skip: my dad told me a little thing when I was just
a little guy….
Karra: uh-huh.
Skip: that the person that didn’t make mistakes is
the person that never done anything.
Karra: uh-huh, I think you told Kiri that last time.
Skip: I think so.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: hmm, okay.
Skip: but it’s the truth, if you don’t do anything,
you can’t make mistakes.
Karra: if you don’t do anything you’re quite right,
can't make mistakes. Okay, next question.
Russ: okay the Egyptians at the height of their
medical science were skilled at surgery and also in
the use of honey for healing in the fact that they
found out that honey inhibits the growth of bacteria
and also draws water from the cells. Now why does
honey do this, I never even heard of this before?
Karra: it’s because of the molecular structure and
the density and viscosity of the material. It also
has certain properties that are quite frequently
overlooked. One of the contents is natural sugar, a
natural sweetener which acts as a preservative and
in essence gives the microorganisms or bacteria a
lot of food to feed on. They overfeed, they
overindulge and what happens when something overeats
and overindulges?
Skip: they die.
Karra: exactly.
Russ: okay, so when using this in herbology….
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: honey actually has a very good role in
herbology as far as being able to.....let’s
say somebody cuts themselves, sealing it off by
pouring honey on the wound.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: let’s say you're at the time when you don’t
have any hydrogen peroxide, you’re out in the
woods….
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: someone cuts themselves and all you’ve got is
a jar of honey.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: just pour some honey on the wound?
Karra: clean the wound first.
Russ: okay.
Karra: yeah, honey is always used for more
beneficial things than just a cut.
Russ: like what?
Karra: like mixing it into things if you make a
poultice.
Russ: okay.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: oh I see what you mean, for like a skin ulcer
or something.
Karra: correct.
Russ: hmm.
Skip: it could also work for sun burns.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: sun burn?
Skip: yes.
Karra: don’t forget to make it nice and viscous so
you can baste yourself with it. See, having so many
healers grouped together in one place all at the
same time you can actually get down to real healing
business.
Russ: ahh.
Skip: well doesn’t some of the commercial lotions….
Karra: uh-huh.
Skip: have honey additives in them?
Russ: really?
Skip: yes they do, wheat germ and honey.
Russ: wow.....see, learn something new every night.
Karra: yeah, that’s the most useful advantage of
having so many healers together is you can sit down
and trade ideas.
Skip: you see now I've remembered a lot of things
that I was taught when I was a little boy that my
grandmother used as home remedies per se.
Karra: and your grandmother was a pioneer lady
right?
Skip: more or less yes, more or less.
Karra: uh-huh, so she would have knowledge of how to
survive on the…..
Skip: natural things in and around the country we
lived in which like a bee sting, if you take tobacco
and wet it you put it on, it will draw the bee sting
out.
Shane: you know what else will work?
Karra: huh?
Shane: is a leaf and the ground, you take the
earth in a tree and you take
the grass and the leaf and you mix them together and
you take the stinger out.
Skip: tobacco seems to do a real good job.
Shane: tobacco is up from the earth.(?)
Linda T: it’s true, it's right, it's exactly right.
Karra: that it’s a leaf, uh-huh.
Skip: it’s a leaf.
Russ: never heard that before.
Skip: what? Tobacco to pull out a bee sting?
Russ: I mean either one of those two I’ve never
heard of before.
Linda T: oh yeah...
Russ: you know? I just suffered you know?
Linda T: or if you get bit by a spider or
any kind of poison snake, anything poison, it’ll
suck it right out.
Skip: yeah, tobacco will pull it, it’ll
pull it.
Karra: and tying in with this, how much percentage
Indian are you Skip?
Skip: about 25%.
Karra: but Russ is what? You're.....
Russ: I'm about an eighth yeah.
Karra: uh-huh, so between all the people of room, we
probably got about half a percent….
Russ: almost three quarters of an Indian.
Karra: yeah....
Russ: we're missing a link.
Karra: yeah, between the three people that
are of Indian descent, I’m sure you could come up
with some old Indian medicines that you can work
together with and this is a prime example with
herbology and the uses of tobacco, it’s not all bad
Russ.
Skip: there's a lot a natural vegetables, weeds and
so on and so forth that have healing powers.
Russ: hey by the way, the Hebrew people…
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: upon leaving Egypt and before Egypt, had a
degree of keeping a cleanliness that wasn’t even
equaled up until our modern times.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: and I mean no one around them even came close
to what these guys.......and it was….
Karra: are you sure?
Russ: pretty sure.
Karra: you mean in their area or on your planet?
Russ: in their area.
Karra: ahh okay, yeah.
Linda T: what type of a cleanliness?
Karra: well for example, they'd change clothes if
they were in an area where there was communicable
disease and they were treating it, washing
wounds.......
Linda T: uh-huh.
Russ: I mean everybody else took healing
and they basically treated it as a mystic kind of
thing and they asked their gods to heal or the
priests would heal but the Hebrew people took all
that religious stuff and threw it out the window and
just took everything they learned from the people
around them and used that strictly, logically as
what worked and they healed with just that.
Karra: and that’s an example of why as a race they
have survived so long.
Russ: uh-huh.
Karra: I mean how old is the Hebrew race?
Russ: it's close to 3,000, 4,000 years old.
Karra: close to 4,000.
Russ: right.
Karra: what’s the next
oldest race?
Russ: that would be the Mayans maybe?
Skip: Egyptians, wouldn’t it?
Russ: Egyptians aren't really a race anymore.
Karra: neither are the Mayans.
Russ: right, well there are Mayans, there are......
Laura: the Mayans that survived.
Russ: yeah.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: oh the Chinese.
Karra: yes.
Russ: oh okay, right and the Chinese had a degree of
cleaning also that was very big on cleanliness.
Karra: that’s right.
Russ: oh, I see.
Linda T: both aspects are true.
Karra: uh-huh.
Linda T: it’s the same as that when you get a
spiritual healing and doctors who work from a third
dimensional place of operation, both aspects are
necessary….
Karra: yes.
Linda T: it’s them learning to work together in
harmony that the earth needs to learn.
Karra: and that’s why I’m so happy, almost
ecstatically happy that we have so many healers
together in one place. It is a prime example of
healers coming together to exchange ideas.
Russ: uh-huh. Well when we’re coming up
into our future here where things will need to be
more understood as what works because let’s say you
can’t get to a doctor…..
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: then again we get right back down to where the
Hebrews started from.
Karra: correct and relearning how to set bones, how
to deal with herbology, how to deal with the
importance of cleanliness, you learn all the basics
that have been taken for granted. For example, how
do you sterilize a room?
Linda T: you need to rise the vibrations.
Karra: we're talking about just practical cleaning….
Linda T: cleaning it?
Russ: for like a surgery or something?
Karra: yeah, for a surgery.
Linda T: disinfect it.
Russ: take the carpets out?
Karra: you use boiling, hot water, as hot as
possible.
Russ: what do you do about the carpets?
Karra: remove the carpets. You get anything that
could bring in infections or negative vibrations or
parasites, get them out.
Russ: you mean wash the walls and everything?
Linda T: yeah.
Karra: everything, top to bottom and where
do you start cleaning?
Russ: on the ceiling.
Karra: correct and you work your way down.
Skip: yeah, you have to.
Karra: uh-huh, because it’s no good starting on the
floor because the heat going up will create a huge
environment for the microbes on the ceiling and they
will fall back down to the floor. So you get every
possible contaminant out of the room. Felines,
feline hair, other people…
Linda T: that goes for thoughts, emotions and
actions.
Karra: uh-huh, now here’s an interesting thought,
what is the best person to have as a doctor, as a
healer?
Russ: someone you know?
Karra: no, somebody that has knowledge certainly,
that's important but the best person to be a healer
and the most sterile is a lady that is ovulating.
And now this is because when a lady ovulates or a
woman ovulates, it’s because to be at the perfect
stage to receive a child, they have to be sterile.
I’m not saying sterile as in the expert way, I’m
saying as in cleanliness sterile.
Skip: hmmm.
Russ: oh I see, okay.
Karra: so at that point, that point when a lady is
ovulating or a woman or a young lady, she is as
clean as she can be.
Russ: well when you were doing surgery in the field
back when you were in the army……
(part of the Sirian Defense Force who
helped out 3rd dimensional worlds where the path to
a higher dimension was blocked)
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: how did you deal with the un-antiseptic
environments you are in?
Karra: I just told you, I just told you,
boiling hot water.
Russ: oh you just boil everything and just do the
tents and everything.
Karra: tents, everything.
Skip: you got to do the instruments,
bandages, the whole works, everything needs to be
boiled.
Karra: yep, we used to take the tent down
and we used to boil it.
Russ: boil the whole tent?
Karra: the whole tent.
Skip: that’s the quickest way to do it.
Russ: sheesh.
Karra: and the poles, the poles would be cleansed
with fire.
Russ: man, what kind of poles were you using?
Karra: well we were using metal poles.
Skip: the fire does, fire is a sterilizer too.
Karra: uh-huh.
Skip: but you can’t use fire on everything.
Karra: that’s right, can’t use it on wood.
Skip: that’s correct but you can use it on anything
metal.
Karra: that’s right.
Laura: haven't you ever seen anybody burning the end
of a blade to take a sliver out?
Russ: yeah, I’ve done it myself a few times sure.
Skip: and you never give it a thought.
Russ: well yeah, I knew that's why I was doing
it......
Karra: c'mon Russ.
Russ: but I never thought of having a boil
a tent.
Skip: why not?
Russ: I'd never find a pan big enough.
(everyone laughs)
Karra: it’s surprising how small a tent can get down
to.
Skip: yes it is.
Russ: that’s good.
Karra: I have......if you come down to my lab Russ,
you will see a pan that holds I think about 30 of
your gallons?
Russ: uh-huh.
Karra: big tent will fit in there.
Russ: really?
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: okay, well I’m learning something new again,
all right.
Skip: well that’s why I told you.
Russ: okay cool, thank you darling.
Karra: but mental thinking can also be a healing
process. If you create a healing vibe or vibrations,
you can heal things quite easy. That’s what we're
always stressing the importance of.
Skip: well the positive attitude that I’m coming up
with is making me feel better, consequently it’s
easier for me to make other people feel better.
Karra: oh that’s good, having a positive external
front can help tremendously.
Skip: have a what now?
Karra: a positive…..
Skip: oh yes, yes, yes okay right.
Karra: a positive demeanor.
Skip: attitude.
Karra: uh-huh.
Skip: uh-huh.
Karra: that’s the word I was looking for, attitude.
Skip: inside and out, inside and out.
Karra: that’s right.
Skip: okay, in other words, project a positive
attitude and still have that same positive attitude
on the inside of you.
Karra: that’s right.
Skip: and it’s making it easier for me to perform or
reach…..maybe not perform, that wouldn't be the
right word…..how to reach other people and help them
mentally and physically.
Karra: now I’m going to have to step out for a few
minutes because I need to go and pick up a very
drunken young lady that’s taking a nosedive and I
shall be back shortly.
Laura: can I ask you a question though?
Russ: she’s got to cruise.
Laura: okay.
(Tia returns barely)
Russ: oh yeah you're right, never mind.
Tia: it’s not me.
Russ: yeah right, who took a nosedive?
Tia: Lyka.
(a member of the Sirian Defense Force)
Russ: Lyka took a nose dive?
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: oh my God.
Tia: she was trying to stand on her hands.
Skip: oh God.
Russ: didn’t quite make it huh?
Tia: no, she’s got a bloody nose.
Skip: poor baby.
Shane: how many shots have you had tonight?
Tia: four.
Shane: that’s all it takes.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: you’re on a roll darling.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: cool, well how’s it going?
Tia: it’s going fine.
Russ: okay, what’s the next session we’re working
with here?
Tia: we’re going to put on the…….(Tia drifts off)
(everyone laughs)
Tia: sorry?
Skip: I think I better go down the hill.
Russ: well you don’t want to miss this.
(Kiri takes over the
ring mistress duties)
Kiri: she is absolutely smashed.
Russ: I guess.
Kiri: I think she’s had more than four.
Shane: it only takes four.
Russ: hi Kiri, how are you doing darling?
Kiri: I’m doing fine.
Russ: marvelous, better watch out for that pole
there.
Kiri: it’s not a pole, it’s a Czech.
Russ: okay.
Kiri: Czechoslovakian, hello.
Velvet: hi.
Kiri: yo, yes Tia is quite tipsy.
Velvet: oh.
Kiri: okay…
Skip: all right.
Kiri: uh-huh, yes?
Russ: engineering questions sweetheart.
Kiri: okay.
Russ: eggs…..
Kiri: uh-huh.
Russ: and the ability to move them a hundred feet.
Kiri: uh-huh.
Russ: okay now, are there any outside rules I should
know about before I go about taking time and money
to design something that’s going to carry an egg a
hundred feet?
Kiri: oh you’re going to spend money?
Russ: I’m going to spend money, I have to spend
money to make this thing work. So before I spend
time and money to do this…..it’s an engineering
question she put to me and Mark, we have to design
something that will take an egg a hundred feet and I
have to know any rules before doing all this work….
Kiri: yes, the only power source allowed….
Russ: is a rubber band, three rubber bands.
Kiri: yeah, maximum.
Russ: three rubber bands maximum.
Kiri: hey you want to participate Skip?
Russ: I can do it, I’ve got the plans in my head, I
just have to know if there’s any rules that will
negate the plans I’ve got in my head.
Kiri: no, don't forget, it’s got to be all........
Russ: balsa.
Kiri: balsa.
Russ: well now that’s a question I wanted to ask you
here….
Kiri: okay, balsa, glue.
Russ: balsa and glue.
Kiri: yes and of course you need nails and stuff to
pin the wheels on if you’re going to pin the wheels
on there or if you're going to need nails to hold
the rubber bands.
Russ: now…..
Kiri: you want to participate, you want to do this?
Come on, you’ve got until the end of September.
Skip, you’re in on it.
Laura: he can do this.
Russ: you’ll have a great time with this dude.
Kiri: Skip, you’re in on it, you want to
participate?
Russ: nails, balsa, glue and rubber bands.
Skip: three rubber bands, 30 yards.
Kiri: thank you.
Skip: use balsa and glue, rubber bands and wheels.
Russ: nails.
Kiri: nails.
Russ: and wheels.
Kiri: uh-huh, well, wheels made out of balsa.
Russ: wheels made out of balsa right.
Skip: yeah I’ll take up the challenge, I will take
up that challenge.
Kiri: there is no prize apart from the prize of
being the best.
Skip: I will take up that challenge.
Kiri: okay and I’m the official judge.
Skip: and you want to transport an egg 300…..
Laura: 100....
Russ: 100 feet.
Kiri: well if you want to do 300 feet, certainly,
let’s up the ante a little bit.
Skip: 30 yards, 30 yards, a hundred feet.
Kiri: a hundred feet.
Skip: 30 yards.
Russ: uh-huh.
Velvet: a hundred yards.
Skip: yeah, I’ll take up that challenge.
Kiri: okay.
Skip: yes I will.
Kiri: end of September okay? And we’ll have a
special channeling session for that.
Russ: this should be a good....how is Mark
be able to participate and have you
channeling?
Skip: now okay, question, question, question......
Kiri: uh-huh?
Skip: raw egg or hard-boiled?
Kiri: raw.
Skip: okay.
Kiri: raw egg.
Skip: okay.
Kiri: and at the end we will break the eggs and make
an omelet.
Russ: if they don’t break first.
Kiri: that’s right, that will be the reward that the
person that wins gets the omelet.
Laura: who’s cooking?
Kiri: the losers.
Russ: and there’s no time right? No certain time
limit?
Kiri: no time, no time.
Russ: okay, so as long as it gets there.
Kiri: uh-huh.
Russ: okay. Does it have to be a straight course or
can it veer off here and there as long as it makes……
Kiri: as long as it makes it to the hundred yards,
hundred yard marker.
Russ: how are you going to mark that out?
Skip: hundred feet marker.
Kiri: a hundred feet marker yeah, well you've get a
tape measure that goes a hundred feet.
Shane: I don’t
Skip: yeah I do.
Russ: you do?
Skip: yeah.
Russ: okay.
Skip: I’ve got a hundred foot tape.
Russ: we can use it.
Skip: now....
Kiri: yeah sure.
Skip: by you veering, you’re going to travel more
than a hundred feet partner.
Russ: yeah well I’m taking that into account. In my
head I got this planned out, I just don't know
what's going to happen until I put this into action.
Skip: let's see.....yeah, I'll take up that
challenge.
Kiri: okay, right.
Russ: boy this is going to be a real challenge now.
Kiri: uh-huh, I think Mark’s going to have a workout
as well.
Velvet: okay Karra?
Kiri: no, Kiri.
Velvet: Kiri, sorry.
Kiri: uh-huh?
Velvet: can you put Karra back on? I have a
question.
Kiri: well she’s dealing with somebody that has a
nose bleed at the moment.
Shane: who do I ask about ancient unknown?
Kiri: sorry?
Shane:
ancient unknown?
Kiri: agent unknown?
Russ: ancient.
Shane:
ancient unknown.
Kiri: oh, I’ve only had two glasses of wine, I’m
fine.
Shane:
oh, someone who like knows a lot about
ancient stuff?
Kiri: yeah Omal definitely and he happens to be
cruising around at the moment so when he heads in
this general direction and our drunken ring mistress
is going……and I’m not surprised that she hasn’t
fallen over.
Shane:
who’s Omal?
Kiri: Omal? He’s the base commander.
Shane:
does he know about engineering?
Kiri: does he know?
Russ: Omal’s the man, he knows everything.
Shane:
can I ask him about it?
Russ: uh-huh.
Shane: okay.
Kiri: Omal is ancient and unknown.
How’s the tape doing over there?
Russ: two points for Kiri. We're doing good darlin’,
we’ve got all of about two minutes.
Kiri: two minutes on this side, good.
Russ: yeah.
Kiri: uh-huh. Okay we're also, due to the fact that
our ring mistress is totally inebriated, going to
go….(snick)
Skip: snockered.
Kiri: with the meta-concert. She didn’t make any
sense whatsoever did she?
Russ: yes she did, she said you’re going to direct
the meta-concert and…..
(Kiri laughs and then Skip laughs)
Russ: that’s what she said, I’m just repeating what
she said okay? I said, “is Kiri going to direct it?"
She says, “yeah”. I said, “okay great, again?”
Kiri: if you would've ask her if she was going to
direct it she would’ve probably said yeah.
Russ: well whatever, who’s directing it?
Kiri: oh we’re not going to do it.
Russ: we’re not going to do it?
Kiri: no because of the fact that Tia was meant to
be one of the people monitoring it and she is
wasted.
Russ: let’s talk responsibility.
(everybody laughs)
Velvet: Kiri?
Kiri: yes?
Velvet: are you the engineer?
Kiri: yes I am.
Velvet: do you have.......would Mark have
any books for me, on engineering?
Kiri: he’s got things on how to build
things.
Velvet: yeah, that’s what I want.
Shane:
go to your county library.
Kiri: yes, county library, that is very important.
The library and I owe you.
Skip: this is a question again.....
Kiri: uh-huh.
Is there any configuration size limit to
this?
Kiri: ummm......
Russ: I've got to know this too though see?
Kiri: yes, you do have a very good point.
Okay rubber bands…
Skip: no, no, I say configuration.
Kiri: no configuration choice whatsoever.
Skip: size.
Russ: no limits.
Skip: no limit, okay all right.
Kiri: if you want to make it 20 feet long, go ahead,
make it 20 feet long.
Russ: this should be interesting.
Kiri: if you want to make it that big so it's just
big enough for the egg, make it that big.
Russ: I’m doing mine on my computer.
Skip: I don’t need a computer, I already got it
figured out.
Kiri: Mark has a good design, I’ve seen it. I
haven't given him any advice whatsoever…..
SIDE ONE ENDS