Bonding Ceremonies and Farsighting Practice-

Channeled (04/27/1993)

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Archivist Notes: Karra gets her time talking started by breaking into a little Grateful Dead as a way to wake herself up a little bit. She's a bit tired but chose to join us anyway and it was great that she did. Some of the things we talk about covers life on the base life here on earth. The base life discussed concerns her sister who had just got through channeling that she was headed up skiing. That she was thinking of going up skiing in a bikini was what was unusual but this was spring skiing. What Karra reveals is that one of the technicians monitoring our session was also part of the snow making crew and was going to give her some fresh snow to ski on after they started blowing some snow. We move on to some help I need about a friend of ours familiar to followers of the archives named Carrie. She had complained about a lump she had found that appeared tumor like which I thought might be benign. It would be later that year we would find out that while it was benign, she had another tumor farther down which wasn't. It was a lucky find as we were able to help heal it through the help of the members of the base. My initiating some healing sessions with others in my community had made her jealous and she wished she could be doing the same thing down here. It even got heard a joke about coming down here with her daughter to set up house in the home of mine we were holding the channeling session. We got to surprise her with the news that Mark had aported a crystal out of thin air during a past life regression we been doing to Atlantis on him. It was in relation to a reminder from her about the practice and needed to start doing with a healing crystal of mine. We discussed fashions to be worn at our bonding ceremony before she reveals that she had been looking at the records of Sirius's ascension to a higher dimension. Unfortunately, it wasn't something she wanted to get into at that moment. We end with a reminder for me to go solid at our bonding ceremony before we move on to Korton's time channeling. Korton is interested in only one thing and that is the surveillance I have been doing on his behalf at the metaphysical Department of Stanford University. This part of the training that Mark and I were doing for them in learning how to go to places we felt held interest and report on what we found. On this trip, I had found that the researchers at Stanford had been working on studies on the pineal and pituitary glands and relations to metaphysical capabilities. Korton had a wide range of questions he asked me which was typical of one of his grilling sessions that delved into every aspect of the report we would give. His style of questioning was one that brought out more from this session than I thought I had remembered such as images I had seen on a computer screen. The report finished, we next moved on to Omal who would finish this side of the tape by returning with me to Atlantis and the life I had with Mark there as brothers named Maxxus and Naxxus. The first thing we go over is Bose condensation and the possibility of that been able to form a matter yet unknown to science. It's a matter of how low a temperature you can take molecules to determine what happens to them. This is all a result of the research I've been doing for them at Stanford and a professor there using lasers to achieve that effect. We next go over a scheduled class set up for a friend of mine in Sedona Arizona named Raya. She was part of a group that was going to sit in for channeling session from Sedona so they would again hear from Omal and Korton. This is the same group I have been a part of when those entities were speaking through another channel named Roger Pinion. We next try to determine the dates that were part of the Atlantis of the brothers under discussion. While the theory of two and a half million years ago was discussed, we know it was much later in the planet's history. This is based on evidence of the first humans discovered but that was an incorrect timeline. The tape runs out and we move on to the second half of the channeling session.

We go live in our recording after Korton has been speaking for a while on side two and so we pick him up just as he is finishing up the discussion on looking into the future. The next topic that comes up is on how my working with astral travel has brought improvements to other psychic abilities that maybe now might able to be used. Healing set to the opening of the neural net ways connecting them all throughout the brain. It's an important reminder that focusing on one area may lead to neglect being other areas that might have even more potential for growth. The last topic we discuss is on a game I had been playing recently on the computer called Mech Warrior. And in it, people would command giant robots for sporting events or planetary defenses. The playing of the game had gotten me to thinking that perhaps it was something in my past that was familiar. It was a question he passed on to others. Speaking about others, Omal was the next speaker taking over from Korton and he had me resuming the manifestation training he had been doing on the base on a higher dimension. Now, down here on the third, the great results I achieved were no longer possible in a dimension this dence. This was 1993 when we still didn't know that the base, while being enclosed in a fifth dimensional bubble as it were, was actually in the sixth dimension so we still called it the fifth in these early channelings. He is able to help with the task Korton had set for me in identifying the buildings that I would need to be looking inside. An important distinction he makes between healing and manifestation is that one has a target and one does not which makes healing much easier to initiate. Before leaving, Omal searches through Mark's brain for some jokes to tell. A pair of golf ones are easily accessible but the funniest joke of all is his observation of what would happen if he tried his hand as a standup magician. He admits that while he can amaze the audience, it wouldn't be the Vegas show they would be expecting. Promising to work on his attempts at humor, we move on to a discussion with a pregnant Tia. After describing some of the unpleasantness of pregnancy, we make arrangements for where we should meet for the astral travel training we had planned to Sirius. My task was to get there without her help and find the area on the planet we were now arranging as a target area. In explaining how The Simpsons are an adult cartoon down here, we learn that there is a adult cartoon she watches that isn't from Earth. It also sounds a bit more adult than The Simpsons. That leads us to Kiri to finish out the channeling session and Kiri has her bonding ceremony to Mark firmly in mind. The bonding party planned, she moves on to the attire to be worn. Going through Mark's memories she comes across the uniform that will do the trick for him while in her mind is the wedding dress worn by the bride in Guns and Roses Novembers Rain. She adds the mental image with some improvements. As it's Kiri, we can always expect a little bit of relaxed morals when it comes to her way of life as well as Tia's. It may not be for everyone but it will have to be one day. This was the conclusion of a very information heavy channeling session with double appearances of Omal and Korton. Another worthy addition to the archives.  
  
In love, light, and wisdom as one,
Russ and Karra
                                     

SPEAKERS
ATTENDEES
KIRI- Ring Mistress
MARK CROCKER (Channel)
KARRA
RUSS HATFIELD (Archivist)
KORTON
OMAL
TIA






SIDE 1

1.)(2:22)- Karra gives me some advice to help a patient of mine named Carrie and we discuss our up coming bonding ceremony. Fashion was the topic and we went over what was to be worn for the cermony.
2.)(24:15)- Korton hears my report of my astral travel training I had been doing which included a trip to the metaphysical department at Stanford Univeristy to see what research was being done in that field.
3.)(35:34)- Omal and I discuss an upcoming channeling session where a group I used to belong to in Sedona would call in to speak to Omal and Korton. We also go over Atlantis and the evolution of man.

SIDE 2

1.)(0:00)- Korton confirms that experimentation in one area of metaphysics such as astral travel can increase abilities in other areas. I try to get an answer on if the game MechWarrior is key to a past life.
2.)(5:45)- Omal immediatly has me repeat the same manifestation I did with a penny on the base now down here in the third dimension. He sifts through Mark's brain for some jokes and comes up with two.
3.)(24:24)- a pregnant Tia explains what she's going through two weeks into motherhood prior to arranging an astral travel training exercise to Sirius. We also learn about the some Sirian TV shows.
4.)(35:18)- Kiri ends things by going over arrangements for the bonding of Mark and herself. She takes her turn inside of Mark's brain to get ideas for the uniform for him to wear. We discuss her options as well.

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SIDE ONE



(Kiri gets things going as the night's ring mistress)


Kiri: I feel a little bit sleepy.

Russ: okay.

Kiri: hence the reason why I'm not activating anything. And you have been eating stuff that has been giving you wind, haven't you?

Skip: yeah.

Russ: yeah, beans.

Kiri:  aluminum pass backs every day, open a tin of beans and say, "oh no, not bloody beans again".

Russ: I like that. "Beans, beans, the musical fruit........"

(Russ and Kiri together)

"the more you eat, the more you toot".

(Everyone laughs)

Kiri: okay right, I'm handing over to big sis.

Russ: bye Kiri.

Kiri:  oh, I'm going skiing by the way.

Russ: hey, congratulations.

Kiri:  uh-huh.

Russ: it's about time, go dust off those skis.

Kiri:  yeah, uh-huh.

Russ: okay.

Kiri: but from what Tia is saying, it's very......

Russ: slushy?

Kiri: I'm going to take my swimsuit......

Russ: okay.

Kiri:  and Tia is going to look after Alex. And I do hate leaving him. I could take him with me, put him in a basket at the bottom of the slope. Have Tia wait down there like I used to wait there at the bottom, hmm? What do you think?

Russ: I think Tia is going to want to ski with you but...

Kiri: somebody's got to.....

Russ: take big sis.

Kiri:  yeah, that's an idea, the three of us.

Russ: yeah.

Kiri:  ooohhhhhhhh. Okay, I'm going to head back to my place.

Russ: have fun skiing.

Kiri:  think I should wear a swimsuit? If it's as wet as Tia says it is, I think I will.

Russ: you might want to or don't fall down.

Kiri:  doesn't matter this time. If I get all wet in the water it doesn't matter because I got the swimsuit on.

Russ: but it will be cold.

Kiri:  it will wake me up, won't it?

Russ: it will wake you up.

Kiri: right.

Russ: right, talk you later love.

Kiri: ciao.

Russ: ciao.

Kiri: I'm out of here.

Russ: okay.

Kiri: you like that, huh?

Russ: I do like that.

Kiri: okay, I'm out of here, I'm out of here, I'm out of here, I'm out of here. Gone, history.





(Karra tarts off with some Grateful Dead)



Karra: me, me, me, me, me, me........"riding that train, high on cocaine". Come on, help me here.

Russ: "Casey Jones you better watch your speed".

(Karra and Russ together)

"trouble ahead, trouble behind, and you know that notion just crossed my mind

Russ: hi love, how's it going?

Karra: guess who woke me up?

Russ: Mark.

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: didn't want to channel tonight?

Karra: well I was feeling tired.

Russ: oh.

Karra: I haven't slept since.......well I slept for a couple hours.....I've been sitting with Kiri, I mean she's a new mother you know? Never had kids before. So, she'll wake me up, wake up in middle of the night and call me up and go, "he's crying, how do I stop him. His mind's hitting on my shields. How do I stop it?"

(Russ starts laughing)

Karra: I can say that because she's out of the room now otherwise she would've hit me. Not hard though.

Russ: how do you stop that? Feed him?

Karra: yeah, feed him, change him. But last time I said change him she said, "how do I send him back?" She hasn't lost her sense of humor.

Russ: she must be wonderful.

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: you guys have a great time talking.

Karra: yeah.

Russ: the old Kiri's back.

Karra: almost. Not quite as bouncy though, is she?

Russ: well, not quite but she's getting there.

Karra: uh-huh, oh yeah.

Russ: it just took a lot out of her, it sounds like it's taken a lot out of you too.

Karra: yeah, I thought I wouldn't have to put up with it again. I finally got Klarra sleeping all night. About a week ago that started happening. I still have to wake up in the middle of the night and feed her.

Russ: wow.

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: okay. Well......

Karra: and then I had to wake her up tonight to bring her with me because Mark wanted to come back.

Russ: she's going to love that.

Karra: uh-huh. Well Tia's keeping them company, playing with them. Getting in some practice in. Well Alex is gone with Kiri......

Russ: right.

Karra: so I think she's gone to dig out her swimsuit and her ski gear and what else it is she wanted to take with them.

Russ: are you going to watch the kid?

Karra: do I have to?

Russ: well, one of them is yours.

Karra: yeah I know but........I know, if I could talk her into waiting until morning instead of getting them to kick the lights on on the ski slopes. The temperature in there........yeah, I think she better because it's cold in there at the moment. It's about ten of your degrees at that point.

Russ: she'll be chilly.

Karra: yeah.

Russ: swimsuit might not be enough.

Karra: uh-huh. And I think they were spraying water in there under high pressure. I think they might be putting down some snow. One of the technicians has just left. Said that he had to go and talk to Kiri about skiing in there...............hold on a second.

Russ: okay.

Karra: that's a nice present for her.

Russ: what? Making snow for her?

Karra: yeah. Yeah.

Russ: ahhhhh, that's sweet.

Karra: uh-huh. So they've got to stop her. Now, I wonder how they're going to handle that? Oh well. Hey, you wanted to talk to me.

Russ: yes, badly.

Karra: uh-huh, okay.

Russ: okay. So I got my first client.

Karra: you're hiring yourself out?

Russ: well no, but I have Carrie who's got a problem that she needs to get rid of.

Karra: okay.

Russ: and since it was kind of your not quite coercion but not quite suggestion that I have been doing some massive healing right now.

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: I need your advice.

Karra: okay.

Russ: okay.

Karra: proceed.

Russ: right. Well, she described for me a condition she has......

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: that sounds very familiar to what I was reading in a book.

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: which it looks like it's benign tumor.

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: and she says it's just behind her ear, it's like a lump that's been growing....

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: and it moves kind of.

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: so I looked it up in the book I've got and says it looks kind of like a benign tumor. And it's brought upon by stress and diet.

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: and so it would take a change in diet to bring it back to either mildly decreasing it or getting it all the way totally gone.

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: now, she's coming over tomorrow night.....

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: and I want to work out something like a program with her if I can.

Karra: okay.

Russ: okay. Well what I'm starting her on starting tomorrow is some vitamins to establish her balance.

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: and I was wondering if kelp would help?

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: it would?

Karra: yeah. Are you going to apply it on the aforementioned joint or are you going to make her eat it?

Russ: going to make her eat it.

Karra: good.

Russ: okay. And then...........how do you make a poultice?

Karra: well, you mash up a whole load of herbs, mix some..........really depends what sort of poultice.

Russ: it's a herb poultice, yeah.

Karra: okay. Fresh herbs.....

Russ: uh-huh.

Karra: very fresh. Fennel, tarragon.

Russ: tarragon?

Karra: uh-huh. Fresh basil.

Russ: okay.

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: I can get all those fresh.

Karra: okay. Fresh coriander.

Russ: coriander?

Karra: uh-huh, fresh.

Russ: definitely.

Karra: and mandrake root.

Russ: ohhh, that'll be real tough.

Karra: failing that.......

Russ: I can get ginger.

Karra: ginseng?

Russ: ginseng, yeah.

Karra: uh-huh. Mix it all up very , very, very finely. Almost to a pure.

Russ: okay.

Karra: all right? He put that into a small cloth bag....

Russ: uh-huh.

Karra: and place on the aforementioned.......if you can get it real, real pure, you may be able to apply it......

Russ: as a paste?

Karra: yeah. It has to be the correct consistency. You got that?

Russ: right.

Karra: okay, and to speed it up a little bit, you may want to try a little bit of amethyst water in there as well.

Russ: oh good, I've got some too.

Karra: uh-huh. Got that? But not too much because you don't want it to get all watery unless of course you put it into a cloth bag and then you can soak the bag beforehand in the amethyst water.

Russ: excellent idea, thank you.

Karra: I'm not just a pretty face and I'm not just a sexy body.

Russ: I know, I'll keep telling you that all the time.

Kara:. yeah.

Russ: okay, now what else I want to do is set up with her.....

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: a weekly regimen.

Karra: ohh, my posterior is getting cold because I'm still in my nightie.

Russ: oh I'm sorry.

Karra: that's all right.

Russ: okay. We'll work on a weekly regimen of hands-on healing.

Karra: uh-huh. A hands-on weekly what, massage? On me?

Russ: on you, always. But did you like that one the other night?

Karra: yeah. It was little bit hard around certain areas though.

Russ: oh, okay. I'll keep practicing.

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: well the difference is channeling energy.

Karra: yeah.

Russ: and it's not massage.......

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: because they keep their clothes on. But it's channeling energy through different parts of the body through a line in the center and everything.

Karra: okay, uh-huh.

Russ: like putting both hands at the top of the head to get to the left and right brain.

Karra: the laying on of hands. And that's all........sound jealous, don't I?

Russ: uh-huh.

Karra: it's all right. I'm not jealous, I'm just wishing it was me.

Russ: well it is you oftentimes. More so than anybody else.

Karra: yeah, but you got a messy house, how about I come down here with Klarra, kick out the channeller and we'll have a little love nest going.

Russ: absolutely, I agree. Get Tia down here and we can have a party. Kiri in the neighborhood would be coming over.

Karra: yeah.

Russ: okay, now......

Karra: yeah, we'll come down with oodles of boodle and buy the house across the street so we can all move in.

Russ: there you go.

Karra: uh-huh, okay.

Russ: okay. Now then, are there any teas she should drink to
possibly start purifying her system?

Karra: oh, yes there is but I can't pronounce the name because it's in Chinese.

Russ: oh.

Karra: and I can't even spell it because it's got Chinese characters here. But the description is that it tastes like.........it smells like bird what's it and it taste even worse.

Russ: ehhhh.

Karra: it's supposed to be very beneficial for cleaning out the system.

Russ: well I'll hold off on that.

Karra: oh, by the way, whilst I'm thinking of it....

Russ: uh-huh.

Karra: and you'll see the reason behind my thinking.........when are we going down to see the Dead next?

Russ: oh, the 25th and 26th of May.

Karra: okay, and it is at?

Russ: Cal Expo in Sacramento. Why?

Karra: I wanted to go down to Chinatown and I would have had you pick out a medicinal tea.

Russ: how would I find the right one?

Karra: you have known when you came across the right one because you would have felt energy.

Russ: what every major city has got a Chinatown.

Karra: yeah, but the one in San Francisco is the largest one outside of New Orleans. And, not one of the best, the best of some things. Even I know about it up here.

Russ: wow.

Karra: so.....

Russ: okay, well that might be a while.

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: but will work it through somehow.

Karra: okay. Also.....

Russ: uh-huh.

Karra: you remember the conversation a while back.....

Russ: yeah?

Karra: concerning a crystal? That one over there I believe.

Russ: the healing crystal?

Karra: no, not the healing crystal, the other one. Come on, think, think, think, think, think, think.

Russ: the manifesting crystal? The aported one?

Karra: no. Uh-huh, somebody aported a crystal?

Russ: yeah, Mark did.

Karra: oooohhhhhhhhhh.

Russ: we think.

Karra: you think.

Russ: because it's a double terminated crystal, a little, tiny thing just popped up on the bed one time after a regression from Atlantis.

Karra: ooohhhhh, I'll have to relay that to the correct sources. No, try again.

Russ: oh.

Karra: come on. There was a conversation concerning a crystal that you need practice to use.

Russ: healing crystal?

Karra: is that what you call it?

Russ: it may have been. I've got a surgical scalpel that is crystalline.

Karra: yes, that's the one.

Russ: oh, okay. It was a while back.

Karra: you need practice with it, do you not?

Russ: yeah I do.

Karra: well?

Russ: well? Bring it up with me?

Karra: do I have to do all your thinking? It's like, I don't make a fool out of you, I just direct the performance.

(Russ starts to laugh)

Russ: and thank you for all your assistance too.

(Russ continues laughing)

Russ: so fun.

Karra: yeah. Sorry, I'm sounding like a very bitchy young lady, don't I?

Russ: no, you sound wonderful. Did you like your driving experience the other day?

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: it was very enjoyable, you handle a car well.

Karra: now then, back to business. I don't like being distracted, you know how much I don't like being distracted.

Russ: I'm going to practice on her with this crystal.

Karra: correct.

Russ: on her tumor.

Karra: correct.

Russ: cha.

Karra: is that smoke I smell?

Russ: I hope not.

Karra: it's coming from you. Coming out your ears.

Russ: you're so funny.

Karra: Tia's saying, "do I need to quit my day job?"

Russ: no, you can go into another line of work.

Karra: how about clothes designing? Kiri and myself are getting pretty good at that.

Russ: yeah.

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: okay, now then, what about the.....

Karra: uh-huh?

Russ: what?

Karra: I was just going to say that Tia is going to step out for a few seconds but carry-on.

Russ: are we decided yet on the bonding session? Are we doing that with Kiri and Mark?

Karra: yes.

Russ: we are, okay.

Karra: uh-huh. And I want you dressed formally. Well Kiri wants you dressed formally as well.

Russ: right, I agree.

Karra: yeah. Now what are you going to wear because I want something to match?

Russ: okay, I was thinking of a black tux with purple stripes down the legs.

Karra: uh-huh. Okay, and what do you want me to wear?

Russ: something dark blue and satiny.

Karra: how about something low-cut?

Russ: good.

Karra: uh-huh. You want it long or short? Oh I know. I've got an idea.

Russ: hmmm?

Karra: I'm going to do it in dark blue velvet.....

Russ: oooohhhh.

Karra: low-cut. If I could move the hands properly I could give you a rough idea but I'll let you see it when you come up.

Russ: okay.

Karra: right. And going to have it very tight around the legs and very formfitting.....

Russ: ooooohhhhh.

Karra: and a bit of a tail to it so it drags on the ground. I'm going to wear, around my shoulders, I'm going to wear a white imitation fox. Not a real one, it will look very, very real. I'm going to wear that around and I believe rings are in order, hmmm?

Russ: rings are in order.

Karra: okay. I shall get a couple rings made out of silver and gold and they will be twisted around each other.

Russ: ooooohhhhh.

Karra: okay? Now they won't be for wearing, they will be mounted on a piece of wood which is our tradition.

Russ: okay.

Karra: and they'll be housed inside a special crystal. And the two rings will be intertwined with each other representing the joining of us.

(Russ whistles)

Russ: beautiful.

Karra: now then.......

Russ: yes.

Karra: because it is our tradition..........

Russ: uh-huh.

Karra: you have to carry a crystal staff.

Russ: okay.

Karra: yes, a crystal staff and you will also carry a wooden staff. Two staffs. I shall also be carrying two staffs which we exchange.

Russ: oh.

Karra: again, symbolizing me giving to you and you giving to me.

Russ: kind of like the tarot card.

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: two of staffs, exchanging staffs.

Karra: uh-huh. I'll exchange mine for yours and you for mine.

Russ: okay. What's the symbolism of the tying of the two of them.

Karra: well, the wooden one is concerning with the earth.......

Russ: uh-huh.

Karra: and the crystal one is concerning with life.

Russ: oh, beautiful.

Karra: uh-huh. We'll also have a small container of water around.

Russ: oh.

Karra: which concerns the waters of life.

Russ: oh.

Karra: and you drink from mine and I drink from yours.

Russ: it's appropriate being as you come from Sirius.

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: so yeah.

Karra: okay.

Russ: so now, you saw the change in Sirius from 3rd to 5th?

Karra: uh-huh.

Russ: that must've been amazing.

Karra: it was and I don't want to go into at the moment.........

Russ: okay.

Karra: because it would take forever to explain and one of the technicians is saying energy levels, although fine, they are watching very closely because the channeler was what? Oh. very hyper earlier on.

Russ: yes he was.

Karra: uh-huh. Which means that his energies could suddenly go whosh.

Russ: okay.

Karra: so we've got to........well we're going to keep an eye on him just in case.

Russ: this is going to be a great ceremony and the party is going to be at your place?

Karra: no, the ceremony is going to be at our place and then the party, because it will be bigger, they'll be people there, will be at Tia's place.

Russ: oh.

Karra: but the ceremony itself will be a formal invite from me to Mark, formal invite from me to Tia and Kiri.......

Russ: okay.

Karra: and Alex.

Russ: of course.

Karra: Korton will be officiating. He's brushing up on his Sirian religious ceremonies and Omal will be acting as, the earth side, as best man?

Russ: okay?

Karra: for both of you.

Russ: oh, excellent.

Karra: okay.

Russ: who's your maid of honor, Luna?

Karra: uh-huh. She's acting as maid of honor for both myself and my sister.

Russ: excellent. Well thank you for your assistance, I'll keep you posted on how this all goes.

Karra: yeah. And don't forget, YOU WILL BE SOLID.

Russ: all right.

Karra: repeat after me.

Russ: I will be solid.

Karra: I will be solid, come on.

(Karra and Russ together)

I will be solid, I will be solid.

Karra: bye.

Russ: bye, love you.





(Korton comes on for his first time of the session)



Korton: greetings and felicitations Russ.

Russ: greetings Korton.

Korton: correct.

Russ: dark blue shift.

Korton: uh-huh. And how you functioning?

Russ: well within specified parameters.

Korton: don't you normally say that to my colleague?

Russ: normally, but for you, I'm doing great.

Korton: okay. Now then, to continue where we left off.

Russ: okay.

Korton: a description of your journey to the metaphysical department at Stanford.

Russ: yes. The metaphysical part of the journey took me into a point where it looked as though they were working on a genetic breakthrough as far as metaphysics go.

Korton: uh-huh.

Russ: and it looks like they've teamed up with their scientific, genetic labs to try to come up with what seemed like to me work with enlarging the pituitary or penal glands.

Korton: uh-huh.

Russ: but at the time where I saw them where they were working, they were still trying to determine exactly what parts or what functions they played in metaphysics.

Korton: okay. What sort of equipment were they using?

Russ: it looked like computer diagrams, three-dimensional diagrams of the brain.

Korton: uh-huh.

Russ: but I couldn't tell how they were matching whatever abilities to the brain itself. It looked as though they were just studying the effects of it during metaphysical transformations.

Korton: uh-huh.

Russ: it seemed that they were affected in any way or not. So I assume they had this hooked up to some patient that I couldn't find........

Korton: uh-huh.

Russ: that was apparently either maybe recorded this or something. They had gone through a metaphysical example or demonstration and they were seeing what effect it had on the inner surface of the brain.

Korton: okay. Were they using any other equipment? Was there any equipment that was not being used in the room at this time?

Russ: I don't know if I could tell because that's where all the attention was on so that's where I focused my attention.

Korton: uh-huh. And how many people were involved in this little session?

Russ: three.

Korton: uh-huh. And what was the male to female ratio?

Russ: two males and a female.

Korton: uh-huh. Color of hair please of the female?

Russ: brown.

Korton: uh-huh. And the males?

Russ: white on one and black on the other.

Korton: uh-huh. So presumably one was an older gentleman?

Russ: yes, that would be the one that was sitting down.

Korton: working with the computer?

Russ: right.

Korton: okay, what sort of capacity do you think that the computer had from your observations?

Russ: from what I saw, it looked like it had a animate 3D capability to it in which you could put figures on the screen up next to the pictures that were displayed so you could get information and visual readout at the same time.

Korton: uh-huh.

Russ: but it looks like if I'm not mistaken, it was probably hooked into a larger computer.

Korton: uh-huh, a mainframe, a mainframe computer.

Russ: right.

Korton: where there any numbers on the screen at the time?

Russ: yeah, but they were too small to read. All I could see was the brain itself picture.

Korton: uh-huh. Was there any writing on the computer screen?

Russ: yeah, there was a list of numbers associated with various, not code but indexes.

Korton: uh-huh.

Russ: kind of like an abbreviation for something. Like it would go abbreviation, code, code, code or number, number, number, number, and the numbers would change as the computer went through various phases of the demonstration.

Korton: now was the monitor in color or black-and-white or........?

Russ: it was in color.

Korton: okay, now can you remember any of the colors concerned to what proportions of the brain?

Russ: pineal and the pituitary glands were outlined in blue.

Korton: uh-huh.

Russ: the skull outline was in white and then there were some red lines that I assume meant the rest of the brain.

Korton: uh-huh. So it was just the pineal and pituitary gland that they were studying?

Russ: right.

Korton: uh-huh. Did it show all of the brain with the spinal cord?

Russ: no, it showed mostly the left and the right sides where the computer could be angled, or the image could be angled......

Korton: uh-huh.

Russ: and you could see the difference between the left and the right side........

Korton: okay.

Russ: apparently like the cortex was visual but that was about it.

Korton: uh-huh. Okay, how far do you think they have progressed so far in comparison to what they might have known ten or twenty years ago?

Russ: well, from what I saw, it would be kind of hard to tell but I would definitely say that they have made some associations between glandular function and metaphysical capability that weren't there before.

Korton: uh-huh, okay. Now concerning the genetic implication, where do you think this could go?

Russ: what I felt at the time looking at this was that this was a recreation of the work that Naxxus and maybe Maxxus were doing back in Atlantis.

(They were brothers and also the past lives of Mark and myself)

Korton: uh-huh.

Russ: and at that time I thought that they had stolen or they remembered or something from the information that's been recovered.

Korton: uh-huh, possibly by connecting into the race subconscious.

Russ: could be unless they've got a channeler over there whose doing the work for them.

Korton: it is possible. Maybe you ought to try to find out by continuing your surveillance there.

Russ: that's a good idea. Check for change.

Korton: uh-huh.

Russ: that would make sense. Because if you're going to discover something like that, you might as well get the best information possible.

Korton: of course.

Russ: but now if they did have that information, what good would it do them now due to the fact that the technology has changed so much since then?

Korton: we don't have a clear idea as we are lacking more information.

Russ: hmm. Well it seems as though that they've got a vision of a future of perfect people.

Korton: uh-huh.

Russ: but from what I could tell, they're still a long way off in that vision becoming reality.

Korton: uh-huh.

Russ: right now they're just studying what those effects could mean.

Korton: correct. Okay, now then, on your next trips there, if you would care to follow on with checking in to see if there are any channelers, any farsighters of potential..............

Russ: okay, well I'm a little confused about what that microwave looking box was that I saw?

Korton: okay, please describe it to us.

Russ: okay, it looked like a common, ordinary microwave except that it was attached to a bunch of wires and it looked like part of a larger structure.

Korton: uh-huh.

Russ: and someone was putting something inside of it but I couldn't focus exactly on what was being put inside or what was the purpose of the box itself.

Korton: without more information, we're at just as much of a loss as you are.

Russ: okay, I'll dig a bit deeper into that because I know exactly where to find that again.......

Korton: uh-huh.

Russ: but that seemed like to had a bit of importance. Either that, or some lab technician is cooking up his lunch.

Korton: possible.

Russ: I'll look some more when I get there again.

Korton: okay. All right, and that is all that I need for the time being.......

Russ: okay.

Korton: I will hand over to my colleague...

Russ: okay.

Korton: and thank you for your work.

Russ: my pleasure.

Korton: I look forward to talking to you again when you have some more information for us concerning your research at Stanford.

Russ: I appreciate it and it's a privilege to do so.

Korton: you're welcome.






(Omal finishes the side before he returns on side two)



Omal:  good evening Russ.

Russ: good evening Omal.

Omal:  and my colleague has already gone over that. I am operating within specified parameters.

(Russ chuckles)

Russ: and I.

Omal:  good. Okay, do you have some questions for me?

Russ: yes. I was wondering if you could explain to me Bose condensation.

Omal:  Bose condensation. I haven't heard that term for......

Russ: okay, I'll explain what I know of it.

Omal:  okay.

Russ: this is a point where objects........I should say molecules.......

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: what happens to them when they reach a point of almost absolute zero or -460F.

Omal:  that is almost absolute zero.

Russ: right or it would be considered just over one kilokelvin.

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: what I believe the research now on this, that it's a unique form of matter.......

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: that would form when molecules actually get to that temperature to where at one point they're still........

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: but when they get even colder, that they will condense and form a matter unknown yet to our sciences.

Omal: you're getting into a tricky field there which we cannot discuss at present due to the fact of the unknown matter.

Russ: okay, I figured you might be able to look into the matter though.

Omal:  uh-huh. With your description we can check into it and see if it is, if my hunch is correct.

Russ: okay, well the gentleman at Stanford in charge of this I've learned is named Stephen Chu.....

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: and he is a laser pioneer who started off with condensing material from cold to much colder using lasers.

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: and that's his current project he's doing at Stanford right now is using lasers and I believe that's one part of the puzzle that I discovered a couple days ago there that couldn't I describe.

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: reading more research into it from places like Boulder and MIT that there is a connection here between what I'm studying and what he's studying.

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: and so I'll try to get a better look at it but I'm trying to find out if this is a worthwhile thing to look at more closely at Stanford or whether I should just drop it? Because if they're doing work on it.......

Omal:  yes, it would be best to talk with Korton on this as he is handling your surveillance.

Russ: okay, I'll take it up later with him.

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: okay. Now then, I talked to Raya tonight........

Omal:  ah yes.

Russ: and she'll talk to her group......

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: I'll call tomorrow to find out but so far we're tentatively set for Wednesday the 11th.

Omal:  oh good.

Russ: and I talked to Johnny......

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: and he is set for that also.

Omal:  oh, good. Everything seems to be progressing as we expected although a little bit accelerated which is very good.

Russ: well according to her, her group is on the brink of disintegrating.

Omal:  ahh, we shall change all that.

Russ: right, that is what I told her. She was a little confused about the fact that she was meant to have the whole group here for discussion.

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: I cleared that up and and so she's talking to them now. Apparently, 11 o'clock might be a little late for them but for the information and content, it might be well for them to stick around and wait.

Omal:  okay.

Russ: also, I've kind of put a date on Maxxus and Naxxus.

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: it appears that from this date today, we can take them back to two and a half million years ago.

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: it seems a little far but that's where the first evidence of man's progression started.

Omal:  uh-huh, the first evidence.

Russ: right. And this would be in a place called Baringo basin in Kenya....

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: at a lake out there.

Omal:  you've been doing a lot of research just recently.

Russ: well a lot of information is kind of going into my hands right now as I'm digging up.

Omal:  uh-huh. Is there, in your research, have you come across diagrams of a skull?

Russ: yes I have.

Omal:  okay, in comparison with a present-day individual and when the change occurred, what noticeable changes are there in the skull?

Russ: not many actually. It went from early man.....

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: whereby the cranium was starting to elongate right below the jaw.

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: to a point right where I mentioned it being two and a half million years ago where the skull started bulging outward just above the jaw bone.

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: which showed a dramatic change in the amount of brain matter involved.

Omal:  yes, and what about that the thickness of the skulls?

Russ: so far, the two skulls that I've seen from that time period were flattened.

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: and so it was hard to really judge what exactly the thickness was like but it would appear to be a little less thick actually than before.

Omal: hmm, that is interesting. What is the current climate of this Baringo basin?

Russ: currently?

Omal: uh-huh.

Russ: it's hot, dry, and dusty.

Omal: uh-huh. Okay, and how far is this away from the Atlantean area?

Russ: oh, in global terms it's just next door.

Omal: uh-huh.

Russ: I mean it's real close.

Omal: hmmm. And this was about two and a half million years ago?

Russ: right.

Omal: when the first changes started to occur?

Russ: right.

Omal:  where there any more recent changes?

Russ: yes, as a matter fact there was. At approximately 1.8 to 1.6 years ago, or 1.8 million to 1.6 million years ago there was another change.

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: actually, it wasn't a change, that was where the first humans, Homo erectus I should say......

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: were found in Germany, Europe.

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: which puts them about 500 years, 500,000 years earlier than it was first thought to have actually been there.

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: the changes apparently set the scientific community back a bit due to the fact that they had assumed that Homo erectus didn't leave Africa until approximately 200,000 years after the species first evolved.

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: this raised interesting questions about the forces that inspired the exodus from Africa. What ability enabled them to survive in relatively changeable climates?

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: so apparently they just, instead of just sticking around........because they were supposed to have come out of Africa back around 900,000 years ago.

Omal:  uh-huh.

Russ: excuse me, that's wrong. The first person that they found was supposed to have come out of there 600,000 years ago. Now they're finding them coming out at about 1.6 million...........

            

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SIDE TWO


(Korton is back for his second time of the night)



Korton: by analyzing in great detail a lot of information and data, you can see maybe a hundred years down the road which is not that far. But you cannot say precisely what will happen. You can give a general outline.

Russ: sure, you might see a bare earth.

Korton: correct.

Russ: that is how it is then.

Korton: and yes, it could be just a little bit that you see.

Russ: how do you know that you're looking into the future and not into the past?

Korton: correct.

Russ: there's no determination, you haven't seen either one......

Korton: correct.

Russ: so again, you never know.

Korton: it is a very tricky field to work in and we prefer not to work in it as the facts are so difficult and sometimes a long view can take a long view.

Russ: right.

Korton: okay, let us proceed with some more questions.

Russ: okay. Would my farsighting experiences lately have keyed in other areas of psychic abilities?

Korton: possibly. It is possibly that your farsighting will proceed no further than to Sirius and maybe useful for local surveillance but, because of this, it has activated other key areas of your brain that is keying in other powers. Maybe it is time that you concentrated more on the healing as you have suspected.

Russ: right. And like I was telling Mark tonight, I have my first client.

Korton: congratulations.

Russ: someone I can practice on anyway.

Korton: correct.

Russ: and then also with the pre-recognition on the phones the other night.......

Korton: correct.

Russ: well it's just strange that all of a sudden various other parts of what I had assumed were shut off to me are now opening up.

Korton: this is possible because of the opening of your neural net ways.

Russ: hmm. When I'm using negative feedback loops now for turning solid.....

Korton: yes?

Russ: a lot of the energy going through would certainly have an effect on whatever seconds are up there.

Korton: correct.

Russ: okay.

Korton: as I said, it may be more important to keep your farsight visiting up here and making your reports and traveling around your planet and visiting stars in your local neighborhood, but it may be beneficial to work on other avenues such as healing........

Russ: hmm.

Korton: coercion, and pre-recognition in the short future.

Russ: hmm, okay. Because yeah, those are just as important.

Korton: correct. You may become as the channel woould put it, a master class in another department.

Russ: uh-huh.

Korton: maybe farsighting is not your line of work.

Russ: I have to admit it's a useful tool.

Korton: a useful tool for coming up to visit us. I know some individuals do enjoy having your presence up here.

Russ: there would be ones who would be upset if I denied them that.

Korton: correct.

Russ: I'd be upset if I denied myself that so I can see the point.

Korton: uh-huh.

Russ: good.

Korton: okay. Next question please.

Russ: okay. Question on dealing with past worlds and civilizations?

Korton: yes?

Russ: an interest of mine but for some reason became an interest I never thought it would be, was in the use of robots for warfare.

Korton: uh-huh.

Russ: they're are men inside of them that control these great machines that were a large part in this case sporting or defending certain territories.

Korton: uh-huh.

Russ: it seems as though reading about this now has triggered something in a past life whereby it's nothing in my future that I can see......

Korton: uh-huh.

Russ: but it seems interesting enough from my past. Would this be something you can confirm or deny?

Korton: you would have to discuss it with other individuals.

Russ: okay.

Korton: okay? Next question please.

Russ: that's it for now for yourself.

Korton: okay.

Russ: thank you.

Korton: then I shall depart. It has been enjoyable to talk to you.

Russ: me too.

Korton: and I look forward to hearing your reports about Stanford.

Russ: I look forward to giving them to you.

Korton: at present you may.

(Russ laughs)

Russ: farewell.





(Omal now returns to answer more questions)



Omal: greetings Russ and please give us an update on your current physical status.

Russ: operating within desired parameters.

Omal: specify parameters. Sounds more computer-ish.

Russ: how was my manifestation today?

Omal: let us get down to business.

Russ: oh.

Omal: Hold out your hand.

(Russ bursts out laughing)

Omal: and now try it down here.

Russ: on third, okay...............I can get the energy gathering but I can't quite mission here.

Omal: practice, that is what is necessary.

Russ: okay. Fifth makes it so easy.

Omal: of course.

Russ: teasingly easy.

Omal: yes. But when you deal with such a dense dimension as the third, and the fifth being space, it is easy to marshall and collect various energies to form the desired object.

Russ: yes but it would seem like there's so much denseness, it would be easy to gather energy even faster because there's so much of it down here.

Omal: yes, but it is harder to marshall it.

Russ: well that's true.

Omal: you may collect a lot of energy but to form it into a coherent object takes a lot of skill and practice, does it not?

Russ: it does at that. Well at least on fifth I'm getting some confidence there.

Omal: that is the most important thing.

Russ: that's true. If I can do it on fifth, it gives me a model to work with down here.

Omal: correct.

Russ: up there, I see Lincoln's head like it's in a magnifying glass practically.

Omal: correct. Okay, next question.

Russ: okay, question on Stanford that we were talking about.

Omal: yes?

Russ: I've only been in there once. How would I find these various departments that he's talking about?

Omal: look for energy sources.

Russ: hmm, okay. One would be physical and one would be mental?

Omal: yes. It will also give you a nice opportunity to wander around the various buildings there.

Russ: oh, good point.

Omal: to admire the architecture which I believe you have a slight interest in.

Russ: I'd like to go there in the physical someday and actually check it out but for now I'll stay with astral.

Omal: okay.

Russ: okay. Is Karra going to be in this evening?

Omal: she has been sent for. The channeller is heading in that direction as we talk.

Russ: good. Because I was telling Korton I had a client now.....

Omal: yes.

Russ: Carrie, and I'd like to discuss a certain ready-to-use that I'm working on.

Omal: okay, we sent Mark down to fetch her when he arrived here and said where was Karra and we informed him that she didn't wish to channel this evening so he went running to fetch her. Okay, next question.

Russ: okay. In channeling energy,

Omal: yes?

Russ: the energy being channeled, is that third dimensional energy I'm channeling for healing?

Omal: yes.

Russ: so that's the same energy I would be using for manifestation?

Omal: yes.

Russ: okay.

Korton: but it is used in a slightly different form.

Russ: uh-huh.

Omal: it is more focused and concentrated.

Russ: hmm.

Omal: but it is focused on a particular spot that you focus on. Whereas when you manifest.....

Russ: uh-huh.

Omal: you have nothing to focus on. No object to focus on until you start to materialize the object. However, with healing something like a cut, you have an actual, physical object that you can focus on, correct?

Russ: hmm, true. Okay, because it works on inner sight also.

Omal: yes.

Russ: so that the energy would, working with healing, activate my inner sight in my third eye for scrying possible problems in the body.

Omal: correct.

Russ: now with manifestation, using that same inner sight would help me to focus on the object that I'm beginning to manifest, correct?

Omal: correct.

Russ: okay.

Omal: but we suggest that you work on one thing at one time when doing this manifestation instead of, as you are trying to heal, thinking about manifesting.

Russ: yeah, I understand that. It's just that, when I'm healing, I'm using this inner sight, it would give me more like a look at that muscle......

Omal: yes.

Russ: for another point where I want to go ahead and use manifestation later on.

Omal: correct.

Russ: okay, that's how it is. So the healing will help me in another field besides just healing.

Omal: correct.

Russ: I get it, okay. Now, would there be also another field involved in this?

Omal: possibly.

Russ: possibly. Telepathy possibly?

Omal: possibly.

Russ: PK, that would be workable because if you're helping out someone's muscles, would that be a form of PK?

Omal: no, because it is in the healing line of work.

Russ: oh.

Omal: PK is moving an object. Psychokinesis, fork bending and so on.

Russ: oh.

Omal: whereas this is more trying to repair something.

Russ: so instead of having the person turn over, you could pick them up, turn them over, set them down again.

Omal: correct, that would be PK.

Russ: ahh, I get it. Okay, now then, I would then assume then that the muscle, psychic muscle that's involved in healing and manifestation is almost the same one.

Omal: fairly close.

Russ: okay.

Omal: one affects the other.

Russ: ahhh, so manifestation work would complement my healing capabilities.

Omal: correct.

Russ: ahhh, I get it. Especially if you don't mix them up.

Omal: no.

Russ: okay.

Omal: don't try to insert a penny into a cut.

(Russ starts laughing)

Russ: that's very good.

Omal: next question.

Russ: okay. In that room where I met Tia today.....

Omal: uh-huh.

Russ: is that where I'll give my reports to Korton?

Omal: no, you will go to Korton's room, in his study.

Russ: oh. How often will I be surveillancing?

Omal: you should have asked Korton.

Russ: yeah, I forgot about it until now.

Omal: I will ask him as he is here because we have things to discuss in a few minutes.

Russ: okay, good. Okay, now then, on farsighting, the question of maintaining focus........

Omal: uh-huh.

Russ: on the point where I saw you and Korton, Korton and you, I was in tight focus.

Omal: correct.

Russ: but before that when I had been visiting Karra, I lost focus at one point and crashed out.

Omal: uh-huh.

Russ: okay. The difference is something that can be controlled.

Omal: yes, again with practice.

Russ: okay.

Omal: okay, Korton says that farsighting to start off with once a week to Stanford should suffice.

Russ: okay.

Omal: then, when you finish farsighting to Stanford, relax and kick back and do whatever it is that you wish to do, maybe manifest a few coins, fling them around the room using your PK and then, having relaxed totally, you will head up here to make a report to him.

Russ: okay, excellent.

Omal: okay.

Russ: next question. All right, when I went out to farsight to Raya today......

Omal: uh-huh.

Russ: she's down in Sedona, I got there and she was working with a lady, with a channeler.

Omal: uh-huh.

Russ: and there was a gentleman in the room also, both these people I knew from when we were doing sessions.

Omal: uh-huh.

Russ: I was trying to remember their names and I wondered if you had it right offhand when I mentioned to her. I think one was Ed.

Omal: not off of the top of my head, no.

Russ: okay. Now, is it wise to tell Raya that I was farsighting into her living room today?

Omal: find out first how she feels about having people eavesdropping on her.

Russ: okay.

Omal: we know the channeler has a taboo on farsighting into someone's private space.

Russ: all right. I'll ask her. Okay, that's it for questions.

Omal: okay.

Russ: thank you very much Omal.

Omal: you wish me to go?

Russ: oh, of course not, of course not. I wasn't sure if your schedule was kind of tight tonight.

Omal: okay, I have found a joke.

Russ: okay.

Omal: and I understand that you might enjoy this.

Russ: oh good.

Omal: there's three gentlemen playing golf. One of them is having a bad time playing golf. He comes up to the water hazard on the 10th. He is so incensed that he decides to stick his head under the water. His two colleagues seeing this, one says to the other one, "see, he can't even keep his head down there.

(Russ laughs at that)

Russ: thank you for relaying that to me.

Omal: oh, we found that in one of the files here.

Russ: uh-huh, it's one of Mark's favorites here.

Omal: so you've already heard it?

Russ: yes, twice actually.

Omal: oh dear.

Russ: that's all right.

Omal: this makes it three times, correct?

Russ: three times, yes. But it gets better every time I hear it.

Omal: presumably he is working on improving it.

Russ: yes, that's why it keeps getting better.

Omal: me, with the straight face helps even better.

Russ: oh yeah, that works.

Omal: perhaps you ought to tell him when he gets back to keep a straight face when he tells jokes.

Russ: I will Omal. I should warn you, don't quit your night job.

Omal: sorry, I've lost that in the translation.

Russ: that's where if you're not doing so good at one thing, you want to keep up at the thing you're doing really good at.

Omal: ahh. Okay, I understand.

Russ: a standup comedian would not being your best line of work.

Omal: no, maybe standup magician.

Russ: that would work.

Omal: manifesting money?

Russ: yeah, that would be quite a draw.

Omal: yes, have people floating around the room? But I feel that the expectations of your average person would be disappointed by the fact that there would be no flash of smoke, no puff of lighting when I manifest.

Russ: true, it would stretch the realm of their imagination a bit too much maybe.

Omal: possibly.

Russ: possibly. I mean, we have a magician down here named David Copperfield who has things to go flying around the stage and go into this big glass box and once inside the box they would close a lid on it.

Omal: uh-huh.

Russ: which means it can't be wires.

Omal: correct.

Russ: so everyone wants to know how does he float the towel?

Omal: it's all done with mirrors. Sorry, I cannot disclose things like that because we appreciate trade secrets. Is that the correct analogy?

Russ: that is the correct analogy.

Omal: okay.

Russ: alrighty. Anything else for me?

Omal: I'm looking for humor that is appropriate and has not been told before. Hmm, ahh yes, here is another one relating to your hobby that you have during the summer?

Russ: golf, yeah.

Omal: yes, and if it has been told to you please stop me.

Russ: alrighty.

Omal: this gentleman goes to this new golf course which has robotic caddies that they are highly polished. And he enjoys playing with these electronic robotic caddies that he plans to go back to the new golf course and play there again. But unfortunately, he has to go out of town so a couple of weeks elapses. He returns to back the golf course and he asks the gentleman in the professional shop if he could have one of the robotic caddies. The gentleman in the shop says, "unfortunately, due to the glare, we had to paint them all black so the light would not reflect off of them whereupon they broke into the shop and we had to dismantle them all.

Russ: that's the joke?

Omal: that's the joke. Did we tell it wrongly? Did we tell it badly?

(Russ can't help but laugh)

Russ: yeah, the punchline was lost somewhere in the translation.

Omal: oh, well I will not quit my day job.

Russ: there you go.

Omal: okay, thank you you for an enjoyable evening.

Russ: thank you for one as well.

Omal: I work on a script for my humorous mentions.

Russ: fair enough. I'll try to think of a few here once in a while.

Omal: okay, please.

Russ: okay.

Omal: have an enjoyable evening and we look forward to seeing you up here soon.

Russ: indeed.

Omal: and, "I'll be back"

(Russ is still laughing)

Russ: bye Omal.





(Tia makes her initial appearance)


Russ: hi Karra.

(Tia giggles)

Russ: hey Tia.

Tia: uh-huh.

Russ: hi Tia.

Tia: hey Russell.

Russ: feeling mischievous tonight?

Tia: what makes you think that?

Russ: with that laugh.

Tia: possibly.

Russ: good. How's it feel to be in the family way?

Tia: fine.

Russ: oh good.

Tia: I tend to, when I wake up after sleeping for a little while, I tend to redecorate the bathroom.

Russ: okay.

Tia: uh-huh.

Russ: I've never heard that symptom quite before.

Tia: what, throwing up?

Russ: oh, oh, oh, that symptom.

Tia: uh-huh.

Russ: yes.

Tia: it happened the first time this morning.

Russ: ohh.

Tia: it wasn't very nice. Okay, down to business.

Russ: right.

Tia: concerning farsighting.

Russ: uh-huh.

Tia: okay?

Russ: okay.

Tia: you're on your own, buddy.

Russ: ohhh.

Tia: I'm going to meet you there.

Russ: oh, meet me at Sirius?

Tia: uh-huh.

Russ: ohhh, which dimension?

Tia: third.

Russ: third, oh.

Tia: uh-huh.

Russ: well how are we going to meet? Oh, you'll know where I am.

Tia: I'll be able to track you once you hit the outer atmosphere.

Russ: okay, do you want to set up a time for this then?

Tia: uh-huh.

Russ: otherwise, you'll be sitting on Sirius for quite a while.

Tia: ahh, I'll find a nice, quiet cloud to sit on and I'll sit there there crosslegged and make rude noises at passing starships.

(Tia blows a raspberry)

Russ: that'll show up good on their radar.

Tia: you think so?

Russ: I know so.

Tia: I could take up sky writing, "Tia was here", hmm? "Eat at Tia's". No, I can't say what I was going to say. Something about eating.

Russ: yes, I imagine.

Tia: I've been told not to have such a descriptive..........

Russ: vocabulary?

Tia: yeah.

Russ: at least not on tape.

Tia: not on tape, no.

Russ: right.

Tia: well, our children'll listen, or will be soon.

Russ: will be soon.

Tia: uh-huh.

Russ: all right.

Tia: Mary had a Little lamb, it's fleece was white as.....I've got to work on nursery rhymes, you know?

Russ: yes you do.

Tia: uh-huh.

Russ: you're going to have to be telling a whole bunch of them.

Tia: yeah. And Kiri's sitting here with Alex.

Russ: oh really?

Tia: uh-huh.

Russ: all right. Well, she looks very wonderful.

Tia: uh-huh. Okay, got any questions for me?

Russ: yeah. What time will we meet?

Tia: okay, what time would be convenient for you?

Russ: okay, midnight.

Tia: I'll be sitting and waiting for you and it will be, "these are the voyages of the starship Tia. Her five-year mission to seek out new".........no, I can't go any further, otherwise I'll be severely reprimanded for having.....

Russ: a distracted vocabulary.

Tia: uh-huh. Okay, so we're going to meet Tuesday night at midnight.

Russ: uh-huh.

Tia: right.

Russ: right.

Tia: I'm going to direct you to a place, okay?

Russ: okay.

Tia: because I don't need to be sitting on the dark side and you arrive on the light side and I've got to race all the way over there. Okay, now then, you know the main continent?

Russ: yeah.

Tia: right. You know that big area that curves in on the coastline?

Russ: yeah.

Tia: where you've got that bit that's a river and estuary?

Russ: right, they've got big buildings.

Tia: I'll be sitting right on top of that.

Russ: on the building or the estuary?

Tia: uh-huh, on the building.

Russ: okay because the dolphins were out in the ocean further across from that.

 Tia: uh-huh, yeah.

Russ: so you'd be on top of the building.

Tia: uh-huh. I'll be sitting on top of that little antenna thingy.

Russ: oh, that will be easy to spot.

Tia: yeah, it's probably just big enough to sit on. If not, I will lean against it but I'll be in that general vicinity.

Russ: okay I'll look for you.

(Tia blows another raspberry.)

Russ: okay. All right, let's see........

Tia: uh-huh.

Russ: now then, with farsighting.......

Tia: uh-huh.

Russ: I'm trying a new technique with using a monotonous saying.

Tia: uh-huh.

Russ: in other words, one to keep my attention.

Tia: uh-huh.

Russ: but it seems to be it loses my focus when I keep using them.

Tia: uh-huh.

Russ: how do I avoid that?

Tia: by reminding you how to focus when you achieve focusness to stop saying one, one, one, you know?

Russ: oh, okay.

Tia: uh-huh. Because by that point you should be up and out of your body.

Russ: yeah.

Tia: you should be, whoosh, wheeeeee. Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Tia. My five-year mission to seek out new and hornier experiences. Oops.

(Russ bursts out laughing)

Tia: oops. What? Now I've done it, haven't I?

Russ: that's all right, that's still in that PG-13 rating.

Tia: uh-huh, yeah. Because from what Mark says, horny doesn't mean that much in England but randy does. And Randy is a name.

Russ: yeah.

Tia: uh-huh.

Russ: right, doesn't mean that much. But when they say horny on The Simpsons, they get away with it. It's a cartoon.

Tia: oh. An adult cartoon, huh?

Russ: young kids across all ages.

Tia: I guess it's something like I watch up here from time to time.

Russ: could be, Bart Simpson?

Tia: no, it's more along the lines of......

Russ: does it have a cat?

Tia: it's an adult cartoon I watch up here sometimes.

Russ: oh, is it from earth?

Tia: no.

Russ: oh.

Tia: no, it's about this guy and girl and they both have got very large anatomies.

Russ: oh.

Tia: it's a physical movie.

Russ: okay. Kind of like an instruction program type of thing.

Tia: yeah, a little bit.

Russ: a little bit, yeah.

Tia: uh-huh, apart from I don't need instruction anymore..........

Russ: well yeah, well you've come a long way in such a short time, according to Mark.

Tia: I have had a little bit of coaching.

Russ: I can imagine.

Tia: uh-huh. And my coach is a wonderful person. I've got to say that, she's sitting next to me.

Russ: well it's good to have good instructor.

Tia: uh-huh.

Russ: much more fun.

Tia: oh, much more fun. What is it that Mark calls it from time to time? Horizontal dueling?

Russ: horizontal dueling.......

Tia: uh-huh.

Russ: yeah, about right.

Tia: yep. So this is rated PG-13? What is PG-13?

Russ: that means that kids 13 and under need to be strongly advised by their parents.

Tia: so in other words, the parents have to sit down and explain the facts of life to their kids?

Russ: something like that, right.

Tia: okay, hold on a second. Kiri, could you pass over........I'm saying it out loud deliberately to make you laugh........Kiri, pass over Alex, I'm going to explain the facts of life to him.

Russ: add a few days, then this should be good.

Tia: okay, any more questions for me?

Russ: yes, are you getting any mental thing with your new baby?

Tia: what, at this age?

Russ: well yeah.

Tia: it's only about two weeks old? I mean, come on.

Russ: see, I'm not familiar with the birth process. I'm not sure where thought process takes place.

Tia: it's not even a tad old yet.

Russ: there's no consciousness then.

Tia: no, not yet.

Russ: not yet. Well, if I don't ask, I'll never learn.

Tia: true.

Russ: right? Well I thought I'd ask the resident mother.

Tia: this is a new experience for me. You'd have to ask Karra when she arrives and I'm doing my best to fill in.

Russ: she's still not there yet?

Tia: no, not yet.

Russ:. wow.

Tia: yeah. I'll tell you what......

Russ: hmmm?

Tia: I'm going to hold Alex for second and........

Russ: I get to talk to Kiri.

Tia: uh-huh.

Russ: excellent, good.

Tia: she's getting close to her normal self again.

Russ: well good, I'm looking way forward to it.

Tia: okay.

Russ: right.

Tia: see you later.

Russ: okay, bye.

(Tia blows a final raspberry)





(Kiri is the last speaker of the night)


Russ: hello Kiri. What's up Kariri.......how's it going?

Kiri: you almost call me Karra, didn't you?

Russ: Moi?

Kiri: yes.

Russ: I was thinking of Karra.

Kiri: uh-huh.

Russ: you know love.

Kiri: yep. I like rolling around in the grass and everything. Mark's a great guy to be with but just recently, the point where I started sitting down thinking about bonding.

Russ: wow, well that's getting serious. That's great.

Kiri: so I can't figure out why Mark suddenly became that important to me. Maybe it just happened to me and hit me over the head.

Russ: it does that sometimes.

Kiri: bing. Okay, right.

Russ: right.

Kiri: sensible for a few seconds. Okay, now then, the 28th, what are you doing?

Russ: is it the party?

Kiri: yes. This is the bonding party.

Russ: oh boy.

Kiri: yes, I'm going to be bonding to Mark.

Russ: well I'm going to be bonding with Karra.

Kiri: you're having it on the same day?

Russ: I wasn't sure.

Kiri: when she....ahh, she's here but I'm not gonna leave yet. All right Luna, bye Luna, Luna's left. Uh-huh.

Russ: okay, so 28th, a party for you and Mark. Good.

Kiri: and she is now handing over Klarra to Tia and Tia has two. One, beautiful, charming stewed prune, and one squealing young lady that doesn't like being woken up and being handed over.

Russ: I'll bet.

Kiri: uh-huh.

Russ: well I'll apologize to Karra.

Kiri: you better. You better, otherwise she's going to come over and tie your legs together.

Russ: yeah, probably would too.

Kiri: yeah. Okay, now then, formal attire I believe is in order.

Russ: tux, huh?

Kiri: uh-huh?

Russ: right.

Kiri: what? You said tux?

Russ: tux, yeah.

Kiri: what's that?

Russ: formal attire, tuxedo.

Kiri: ohh, what's that look like?

Russ: black tie and tails.

Kiri: ahhh. Long tails?

Russ: uh-huh.

Kiri: top hat?

Russ: not necessarily, that's real formal.

Kiri: well this is not a uniform.

Russ: walking stick, the whole nine yards.

Kiri: in fact, I've never seen Mark in a uniform. So, I'm going to rummage around and see what uniforms he has in here and which ones he's worn.

Russ: oh, that should be good.

Kiri: okay.

Russ: I think if it's planned out we'll be looking nice.

Kiri: black trousers, blue jacket with red stripes, white belt with a thingy of a..........can you tell me what this is. It's got a nose, a handle, a curved bit covering........

Russ: a sword?

Kiri: no. A curved bit protecting.........looks like you put your finger in there and pull something. A little handle that curves down.

Russ: oh, a gun.

Kiri: a gun?

Russ: uh-huh.

Kiri: well we better put that in as well.

Russ: a service revolver.

Kiri: yeah.

Russ: I don't think that's......

Kiri: one, two, two stripes. Oh, funny stuff on his chest here.

Russ: medals?

Kiri: well, it's just colored ribbon, various colors.

Russ: oh, it's awards and medals.

Kiri: and a red sash.

Russ: oh, really?

Kiri: yeah. And a blue hat with a red stripe around the rim of the top with a black visor that comes down and almost covers his eyes.

Russ: hmm, very sharp looking.

Kiri: very shiny shoes, sharp creases in his green trousers and that's it.

Russ: that's what you want?

Kiri: that's what I want.

Russ: that's what you get.

Kiri: okay. I'm going get Mark measured.

Russ: okay.

Kiri: he's asleep. And we'll get that all done up for him. And now, what do you want to wear? Do you want to wear a uniform?

Russ: no, I'm not a military kind of guy.

Kiri: okay. How about, there's a picture of another uniform. It's just a uniform, it's a great uniform. Greatcoat, you want to be a red coat?

Russ: nah.

Kiri: ohh, spoilsport.

Russ: oh, come on, I'd look ridiculous.

Kiri: now, what shall I wear? I know.

Russ: what?

Kiri: I'll wear my high boots and a bodice.

Russ: oh, that's it?

Kiri: I'm just kidding.

Russ: oh, okay.

Kiri: just kidding. I don't know, I'll surprise you guys.

Russ: alright.

Kiri: okay?

Russ: I think you're going to be beautiful.

Kiri: uh-huh. There's an interesting picture here.

Russ: oh.

Kiri: there's a picture of some guy with long hair dressed in a dark jacket with a white, ruffled shirt? And he's standing next to a young lady, presumably one of your religious ceremonies. There's music going with this.

Russ: oh, a marriage ceremony.

Kiri: yeah but it's one of your popular entertainments. And she's wearing a short, white dress with a long bit at the back? And then there's a veil? I'm trying.....ahh, there's another picture here. It's a guy, same guy with a kind of lumberjack shirt and he's singing. I'm trying to look for a name.

Russ: Monty Python.

Kiri: no.

Russ: lumberjack.

Kiri: no, no, it's one of your rock groups.

Russ: would that be Alex or Guns and Roses?

Kiri: yeah, sounds like......yeah.

Russ: Axel Rose?

Kiri: yeah. And there's a girl that he's presumably married?

Russ: yeah, MTV video.

Kiri: yeah, that's the one I'm going to wear.

Russ: you're going to wear that?

Kiri: yeah.

Russ: oohhhhhh.

Kiri: cut it a little bit shorter.

(Russ starts laughing)

Kiri: with underwear, not like somebody else I know who wouldn't wear underwear.

Russ: right.

Kiri: uh-huh. A little bit shorter and a little bit lower cut.

Russ: oh, you'll look beautiful in it.

Kiri: uh-huh and much more shoulder showing. I couldn't get Tia to dress formally. She sitting and she's saying that she's going to wear my first suggestion. Yeah, I see that once I feel better I'm going to have to take her out and give her severe talking to.

Russ: well she would be wearing panties at the start.

Kiri: yeah, that's a change. Actually, she has started wearing them again. I think she's just pulling your leg when she said that.

Russ: oh.

Kiri: uh-huh. You know what she's.....


 
THE TAPE ENDS


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