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(Tia gets a busy session started)
Tia: ........comfortably? Then we shall begin.
Russ: ahh, excellent, excellent, excellent. Okay,
now, how are we doing tonight Tia?
Tia: fine.
Russ: that's good to hear.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: it's May 10th, 1994 and welcome to the flat
tire theory session.
Tia: and.......
Russ: and what?
Tia: time.
Russ: it's 9:30.
Tia: okay, so it's May the 11th, in the year
nineteen hundred and ninety-four at 9:30 PM.
Russ: great.
Tia: okay.
Russ: very well.
(Tia agrees in Durondedunn as does Russ)
Russ: all right, now, we're working on this evening
various theories, problems, and associated things.
Tia: and their universes.
Russ: yes, so we'll start with your children........
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: and the latest exploits of a particular
threesome.
Tia: well, I only got three.
Russ: well, can't have any more than that, but.....
Tia: not for a while yet anyway.
Russ: not for a while yet.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: now, but what I'm interested in is the fire
display they made this morning.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: and I wanted to know more about that since I
didn't know they could make fire and in the second
place they weren't trying for fire.......
Tia: no.
Russ: so how is it they were able to set little
bunny rabbit on fire?
Tia: well, you know when you use energies right?
Russ: okay.
Tia: it creates heat....
Russ: right.
Tia: uh-huh. So what happens when you create too
much heat? You have spontaneous combustion.
Russ: right.
Tia: things going kabloey and whosh.
Russ: certainly.
Tia: sizzle, sizzle, crackle, crackle, crackle,
crackle....sizzle.
Russ: now, with that in mind, how is it that Minerva
was doing the meta-concert and not Diana?
Tia: hmmm.....
Russ: why wasn't she in charge?
Tia: I think they swapped over.
Russ: oh, the two girls......
Tia: yeah.
Russ: they swapped over.
Tia: uh-huh, they do that from time to time. They
get bored with one doing all the work.
Russ: now, what did they do afterwards, start
squealing?
Tia: yeah, in fun, squealing with delight and
giggling.
Russ: well, the bunny they wanted turned to toast.
Tia: well, we got them a new one.
Russ: that's good.
Tia: uh-huh. I love my little kittens......cubs.
Jumping all over the place.
Russ: absolutely. Are you back to work yet?
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: they're in the crèche now so you.....
Tia: yeah, they've been in the crèche for the past
three months.
Russ: wow.
Tia: well, not continuously, I pick them up at night
when I get off work.
Russ: yeah, but how come you can't like........why
do they spend so early in school when they could
be......?
Tia: it's a day care center.
Russ: yeah, but why don't you watch over them while
they're there all the time? Why go right away back
to work?
Tia: well, it was six months ago that I gave birth
to them.
Russ: yeah, but that's in day school by three
months? Mothers down here have got like.......
Tia: start them learning early.
Russ: well they're not really learning, are they?
It's just interacting, aren't they?
Tia: yes, they're learning how to interact and the
fact being that we are short staffed. We are gladly
taking applications for employment.
Russ: well, if I can come up there and I can
personally fill one out and leave it with you I
would and of course the commute would be real hell
on me.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: but it's worth a shot. Besides, you got Mark.
Tia: yeah.
Russ: could be worse. Now, with three months in to
the crèche.....
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: how much time does that give you to spend with
the kids now?
Tia: about sixteen hours a day. I sleep for twelve
of it so that leaves me four hours to play with
them.
Russ: oh, wow, that's it? That's nothing.
Tia: well, I am only working five days a week.
Russ: oh, that's good.
Tia: so I have Thursdays and Fridays with them.
Russ: oh. Well, what are you working on now?
Tia: well, I'm working with Luna in research of
historical information.
Russ: and what have you found out lately?
Tia: I'll let Luna tell you.
Russ: is she coming in?
Tia: maybe.
Russ: okay, I'll wait for Luna then on that one. All
right, now, as I remember......
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: we never went through the principles of
meta-concert with the kittens.....cubs. How did they
learn it? Is it hereditary?
Tia: no, I think it's something that they picked up
from past lives.
Russ: that's right, hereditary then.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: past lives.
Tia: past lives, yes. Hereditary is when it comes
from one or the other parent.
Russ: right, in this case it would be.....what do
you call it when it comes to past lives?
Tia: past life experience.
Russ: oh. Another interesting fact that I want to
come up with is the names.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: and that is the fact that your girls picked
Greek goddesses to be named after.
Tia: well, somebody was partly responsible for that.
Russ: it wasn't my fault.
Tia: ooooohhhhhhhh.
Russ: it wasn't. I merely showed them their past
lives and mentioned the fact they looked like Greek
goddesses in that.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: how did I know they would come up with names
like that? I didn't even give them......well yes, I
did give them the names of the Greek goddesses to
choose from.
Tia: uh-huh. So, who is responsible?
Russ: they are, they liked them.
Tia: yes, but it was your idea.
Russ: but they chose. They could've chose Japanese
princesses for all I know.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: now, the thing is though, does that come back
upon past life experiences then?
Tia: yeah, uh-huh. See, all three of them have
worked very close together in past lives and have
been either mother and daughters, sisters, aunties
to each other, various points.
Russ: right. When I worked with them they were
sisters together...
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: and so that would be the key that would remind
them of what's going on with this life because here
they are again, sisters again.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: okay, what's the word with Carrie?
Tia: Carrie? Oh, she's fine.
Russ: are you doing any work with her?
Tia: uh-huh, a little work from time to time when I
get some free time.
Russ: hmm.
Tia: when I'm not preoccupied with my exercises.
Russ: oh, that's good. And now, I need a little bit
of last-minute work with astral projection. So.....
Tia: rookie, rookie.
Russ: yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Remember how you got
there in the first place.
Tia: well, we all make mistakes from time to time.
(Tia's D jump from her home planet almost killed her
before being rescued)
Russ: well I'm taking mine nicely step by step so I
don't make the same mistakes you did.
Tia: that's right.
Russ: right. Okay, now, avoiding a D jump.....
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: can it happen accidentally?
Tia: yes.
Russ: okay.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: how do you avoid having them happen
accidentally?
Tia: you don't put yourself in that mode.
Russ: how do you keep yourself from going into that
mode? Because your desire is there to do so.
Tia: hmmm.
Russ: that's half the battle right there.
Tia: yeah. Okay, how to avoid a D jump? The mode is
that when you go into astral travel, right? You
accelerate really, really rapidly, right? Don't you?
Russ: uh-huh.
Tia: you create a energy vortex in front of
you......
Russ: right.
Tia: and you punch through into another dimension.
Russ: right.
Tia: and if you slow down a bit, you're not going to
have that vortex being able to punch through into
another dimension.
Russ: right. Yeah, but then you still get into the
other dimension......
Tia: uh-huh. But you're not creating that necessary
tear, that necessary punch. It's a much more slower
pace. It's all to do with speed and energy.
Russ: I see.
Tia: uh-huh. If you take it nice and leisurely,
instead of taking you five minutes to get up there,
you take ten minutes.
Russ: okay.
Tia: that reduces the chance by a factor of ten.
Russ: all right. Now, the key I am looking at right
here is the fact that it's sort of like......I want
to put this into an analogy.......like planes going
through the sound barrier.
Tia: yes.
Russ: okay. Anything under the sound barrier would
keep you in from having to do a D jump.
Tia: correct.
Russ: anything above that and you break the sound
barrier.....
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: or in other words, in this case, you go
through into a D jump.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: okay. So in other words, you still break
through from 3rd to 4th to 5th....
Tia: yeah, uh-huh.
Russ: without having......
Tia: from, not to. From 3rd to 4th to 5th....
Russ: right. So when Mark does a D jump, he is going
super fast.....
Tia: yeah.
Russ: and he's punching through.
Tia: uh-huh. Plus, I estimate he's probably going
about close to three or four times the speed of
light.
Russ: okay. So, when I want to do a D jump, when I'm
ready for it.....
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: then what I'll be doing is increasing my
speed.
Tia: correct.
Russ: okay. And how do I manage to D jump once I do
it? I mean it's pretty disorienting like it was for
Mark.
Tia: uh-huh, yeah. But that's something you have to
get used to. The more you do it the less noticeable
it is until it gets to the point where no longer do
you suffer from the deep freeze syndrome or the
shakes or being extremely hot, it's like a normal
experience.
Russ: I see. So up until then I won't go solid.
Tia: no, you have to be able to do that to go solid.
I mean, from time to time you can do it by just
sheer mass of energy.
Russ: so Tia, now we come to your problem.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: now, you remember what I was mentioning about
before, about your efforts to go solid down here.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: does that mean you are not applying the speed
necessary to do the same jump that Mark does?
Tia: no.
Russ: or is it the fact that it's a denser...
Tia: it's a denser dimension.
Russ: okay. So increasing the speed won't help you?
Tia: no.
Russ: no matter how fast you go?
Tia: no matter how fast I go.
Russ: so what's the key for you then?
Tia: energy, and I don't have that much energy to do
it with. I have to take the energy with me to do it.
Russ: so why can't Mark help?
Tia: because it has to be my supply of energy.
Russ: why?
Tia: because that's the way it is. It's my signature
that triggers my energy to do the work.
Russ: I see, I see. So there's nothing Mark can do
to help you out himself.
Tia: no, so we have to figure out other means.
Russ: instead of a help wanted sign down here, we
could have you fill out the position for that.
Tia: sorry?
Russ: someone to help clean this house up once in a
while.
Tia: that would be easy. I would just sit down, pour
myself a cup of tea and go....
(Tia waves her arms around)
Russ: yeah, I know. PK everything in the place.
Well?
Tia: uh-huh. Do I have to explain hand movements and
everything like me pointing in various directions
like energy flowing from my fingers to move things?
Russ: no, I'll just do that.
Tia: oh.
Russ: but if you recall, there's a certain movie,
didn't I show that to you or your kids or Alex?
Tia: which one?
Russ: Mary Poppins. Who did I show that to? Alex.
Tia: you showed it to Alex.
Russ: I showed it to Alex and Kiri about took my
head off.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: "rot his brain".
Tia: she's very much like Mark in that respect,
isn't she?
Russ: absolutely.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: it's a great movie.
Tia: yes.
Russ: because he learned, he saw someone using PK to
clean up a room.
Tia: spit spot.
Russ: I thought that would be like an educational
program for him. She took it completely the wrong
way.
Tia: I'm not getting involved in that.
Russ: all right, I'll take it up with her when she
gets here.
Tia: yeah.
Russ: we'll have fun.
Tia: if she gets here.
Russ: oh, where is she?
Tia: not too sure.
Russ: okay. So who's on on base tonight anyway?
Tia: well, we have a guest speaker.
(Russ sighs)
Tia: we have Omal and Korton and Karra.
Russ: well guest speakers, sometimes they're really
great and sometimes they can scare my bones.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: okay, sounds good, that's a good lineup.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: and what about Luna?
Tia: possibly, that's up in the air.
Russ: okay.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: anyway, we're looking forward to a fun, family
oriented session this evening.......right? And
you're doing very well with it....
Tia: okay, what I'm going to do is, I'm going to put
the guest speaker on, all right?
Russ: okay.
Tia: and it might be necessary for you kill the tape
because that person's a little bit nervous.....
Russ: oh, okay.
Tia: and she might say irrelevant things.
Russ: okay, we're exiting the tape now.
(We hear the tape get turned on and off)
(The missing time is when Sarah
was speaking for a bit)
Tia: here you are.
Russ: thanks love. Well good to hear it, good to
hear it.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: well she sounds like she's doing really well.
Tia: it's a pretty scared little girl at the moment.
Well little, she's taller than I am.
Russ: everyone's taller than you are except for your
kids.
Tia: yeah. She walked out of here with her walking
sick.
Russ: well that's good.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: well hopefully that helped her though about
the fact that down here on earth....
Tia: yeah.
Russ: she would be ex leg, ex hand forever and ever
and ever.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: at least there she gets a second chance.
Tia: and a third maybe. Talked to one of your pilot
buddies.
Russ: oh really?
Tia: hmm. He's spending time with Lyka to help her.
Russ: oh, that's good, so they can kinda counsel
each other.
Tia: yeah.
Russ: she sounds like she's really in awe of Karra
though.
Tia: yeah, I think she has a bit.
Russ: I tried to help her get over it a little bit.
I kind of put her in a light that she's just another
person.
Tia: uh-huh. You did make her blush with that
comment from Kiri about Kiri.
Russ: oh, that one, yeah. Glad I could help.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: okay. Well, I guess we're ready for whoever's
next. I don't have much in the way of questions
tonight.
Tia: okay, okay.
Russ: but I'll figure stuff out before you come
back.
Tia: all right.
Russ: okay.
(Korton is the night's guest
speaker)
Korton: greetings and felicitations.
Russ: greetings Korton.
Korton: greetings and how are you functioning?
Russ: well within specified parameters. In fact,
pushing the limits.
Korton: that is good.
Russ: indeed it is, very good in fact.
Korton: okay, let us proceed.
Russ: okay. All right, this evening, we're doing a
tape from.....
Korton: yes, we are aware.
Russ: okay, good. In that case, we'll jump right in
to our first subject and that is my brother raises
the question of how can he push the limits of his
brain to their maximum potential? He knows he can't
reach 100% of brain usage but he'd like to find
out........
Korton: try for him to reason out various things
that he does not understand. If you remember, we
discussed a while back the headache when you are
concentrating on something. When you are trying to
understand or comprehend a specific goal that you
are trying to head for, how a headache will be
present and that is expanding your brain capacity.
Russ: uh-huh.
Korton: and when you think back on the matter that
gave you a headache it doesn't give you as bad as
one.
Russ: right.
Korton: so you pick a subject and you think on it
and try to reason it out and discuss it with other
people.
Russ: uh-huh. And then hopefully if you don't get a
headache you get something close to it I am sure.
Korton: yes.
Russ: right. And each time it's just pushing that
muscle, strengthening it and strengthening it.
Korton: correct.
Russ: okay. Now, does it matter what the subject is?
I mean, it doesn't have to be metaphysical...
Korton: no.
Russ: it could be just about anything.
Korton: yes. Mathematics, engineering problems,
design problems, construction problems.....
Russ: right, because he's an inventor.
Korton: yes.
Russ: and he has a couple ideas that he says he
wants to work on in this lifetime that he wishes to
bring about for the world and one is a teleportation
device and one is a method of making a writing
material that is not paper but better than paper.
Now, the teleportation device he says we already
have access to the technology that will allow us to
build that. I personally don't understand how we can
even have that technology when we can't even figure
our mass transit system yet.
Korton: sorry, we cannot discuss that.
Russ: oh, that's right, nevermind. How about the
paper question?
Korton: the paper question. It depends on what sort
of material you are looking for. A material that is
flexible and paperlike but does not degrade over a
period of time. Or, are you looking for a substance
that is hard and degrades after a set period of
time? Or, what?
Russ: I would say answer A and, in that case,
there's only one substance we have that would
fulfill those roles, plastic.
Korton: correct.
Russ: so what would have to be done is creating a
form of thin plastic that would be writable. So it
would have to be white, it would have to be able to
be a soft content.......
Korton: uh-huh.
Russ: that would absorb ink or pencils or whatever.
Korton: so you wish to construct something with
super large molecules, correct?
Russ: right, absolutely. Hmmm.
Korton: maybe trying to decrease the size of the
molecules slightly so that they are the same amount
as there would be but less tightly packed due to the
decrease in size.
Russ: ahh, I see, so they'd be a loose bonded form
of molecules.
Korton: correct.
Russ: and it would allow for the flexibility that
we're looking for and also the marketability that
we're looking for.
Korton: correct.
Russ: all right. And so it would be an expensive
process but it could be mass-produced and brought
down in price.
Korton: yes.
Russ: I see, okay. Take a bit of chemical
engineering on that one.
Korton: yes.
Russ: hmm. But it would last forever practically.
Korton: do you wish for that to be so?
Russ: something that wouldn't biodegrade?
Korton: correct.
Russ: that's a good question. I mean, what happens
if you have to throw away a sheet if you goof it up?
You just created a waste that's not going to go away
for the next 20,000 years.
Korton: it is a little less than that before plastic
starts to break down.
Russ: well they have degradable plastic now.
Korton: exactly, that is what you should go for. Not
a non-biodegradable but a biodegradable type.
Russ: ahhh. Now don't the biodegradable's use a
large molecule anyway to start with?
Korton: yes.
Russ: which helps them break down easier?
Korton: yes.
Russ: so that's half your battle right there.
Korton: uh-huh. You decrease the size slightly which
means that it is a little bit more absorbent.
Russ: I see. Plus, the fact that in those
biodegradable plastics, they're making those out of
plastics that are being recycled.
Korton: exactly.
Russ: so not only would you be reducing the amount
of plastics already, you'd be helping to reduce
plastics in the future because they'd be
biodegradable.
Korton: correct.
Russ: be a good plan, I like that. Okay, good. Now
the next question is on where we're dealing with parallel
universes.
Korton: uh-huh.
Russ: and in this, he is presented to me what he
calls the flat tire theory. And that is that where I
explained the concept of parallel universes, he
brought forth the theory that basically that would
not matter because we take for example a tire on a
car. Now, when a tire wears down to a certain point
it reaches a stress point. The tire then goes out,
it blows.
Korton: uh-huh.
Russ: and there's nothing you can do about that
stress point, when it's reached, it will blow.
Korton: uh-huh.
Russ: and so he says that there is no way that you
would have any control over that situation, it's
gonna blow one way or another and that you can apply
this to life. Same thing with the world....
Korton: uh-huh.
Russ: it's going to reach a stress point and it's
going to blow.
Korton: but that is in this universe.
Russ: right.
Korton: the best way to explain it is every major
event has many possible outcomes. And in an infinite
number of different alternate universes, every
possible, conceivable outcome can occur and has
occurred. Let us take our fabled 1939 to 1945
conflict.
Russ: oh, World War II, yeah.
Korton: yes. First of all, let us look at the
beginning. 1939, Hitler invades Poland.
Russ: right.
Korton: that occurred in your universe. In another
universe, it did not occur. And in another universe,
Poland won. In another universe, it was a stalemate.
In another universe, Great Britain and France
attacked Germany from behind. In another universe,
Poland beat Germany and invaded Germany. Russia came
in on the side of Poland.
Russ: uh-huh.
Korton: Poland beat Russia and so on.
Russ: right. Now, in a lot of those, my parents
never met due to the aspects of the world would not
allow that meeting to take place.
Korton: correct.
Russ: so therefore, I'm not in many of those
outcomes that would have happened.
Korton: correct.
Russ: and those that I am in, would be a much
different world from what I perceive now.
Korton: agreed. The variations are so wide that you
can take ten thousand alternate universes and only a
hundred of those are habitable.
Russ: oh.
Korton: maybe two hundred, it depends. I'm taken a
number.
Russ: right. Well now he describes it as a loom, a
weaving loom?
Korton: ahh, yes.
Russ: okay. And that is that there is an infinite
number of possibilities to any given situation.
Korton: uh-huh.
Russ: and all those possibilities all come together
and only one of them is the one that you perceive.
Korton: yes, perception.
Russ: right, because of the fact that you made a
decision that took you onto that one.
Korton: uh-huh.
Russ: and at that point, all those infinite numbers
of possibilities then cease to exist because there's
only the one which leads......
Korton: if you are a person that is unaware of the
possibility of other universes, then that is all
that exists.
Russ: right. Well here's the concept I have trouble
with that maybe you can help me with and that is the
fact that okay, here is an example I used. We were
walking down the street and him and I took a
right-hand turn and continued on up the street with
our conversation. Now at that point, I told him that
one universe him and I continued on down that street
without ever making that turn......
Korton: uh-huh.
Russ: and that we were having a conversation of a
completely different nature or the same
conversation, it didn't matter. The fact is that
there was two universes that split off, or universe
that had split off from that point.
Korton: uh-huh.
Russ: now, why don't we perceive that split?
Korton: because your mind does not let you perceive
it.
Russ: okay.
Korton: if you were to perceive every possibility,
you would get nothing done. Your mind would be
flooded to an overload point of all the sensations
of all the possibilities that could occur.....
Russ: ohh.
Korton: and that have occurred.
Russ: okay.
Korton: so, your mind automatically shuts it out. If
you were to think of all the possibilities that
could occur, you would be sitting there still....
Russ: in the corner.
Korton: correct. But, events do not change that
often to cause a split. It normally takes a major
event.
Russ: oh, I see. Well that changes things. Because I
thought this was every little thing that we do
creates a split.
Korton: no.
Russ: ohhh, okay. So there aren't like billions
going off every hour.
Korton: no.
Russ: oh, okay. I see the difference now. Now what
denotes the fact that there is a split? I mean, a
major occurrence sure, but I mean there's a lot of
things that are different, perceptions of a person's
major events in life.
Korton: it varies from as minor as an automobile
accident to a child but in the future but in a
future universe could become a president of a
country to an assassination of the president.
Russ: uh-huh, I see. Now, do we control where that
split comes in or is it merely.......
Korton: to a certain extent, yes. If you are an
assassin, then you can control the possible outcome.
I believe there is a movie about a gentleman that
can see into the future by shaking somebody's hand.
Russ: oh yes, the Dead Zone.
Korton: yes.
Russ: right.
Korton: we suggest that that is watched.
Russ: yeah, in fact I think he mentioned that so I
think he's seen that.
Korton: yes. But it is possible to change your
perception of current things by intervening in such
a way having the precognition of what is going to
happen. Precognition is not so much as a wishy-washy
science as possibilities.
Russ: uh-huh.
Korton: understanding the possibilities and the
likelihoods like when we make our predictions.
Russ: right.
Korton: we talk about possibilities. That this is
possible, that that is possible. We do not say that
it is carved in stone. We say that it is possible.
Russ: right.
Korton: because all things are possible.
Russ: I see.
Korton: I believe Tia has a poem that she wrote that
runs something along the lines of time is the
beginning and end of all things.
Russ: uh-huh.
Korton: that is the start of her poem.
Russ: the Alpha and the Omega, I see. Now, is there
a way in which you can look back and determine how a
possible split in a parallel universe would end up?
Korton: yes.
Russ: it's by the probability factors involved.
Korton: correct.
Russ: so in other words, if let's say Poland had
invaded Germany....
Korton: uh-huh.
Russ: you can look back and you can pretty well
judge out to today's standards with not a whole lot
of degree of success but at least with some sort of
logic ability that these things happened and it
would be possible that we would be speaking Polish
now.
Korton: no.
Russ: because Poland was an ally?
Korton: yes.
Russ: the Germans would be speaking Polish right
now.
Korton: correct, or a dialect of German.
Russ: ahh.
Korton: you would have to sit down and discuss it
with somebody that knows that era well.
Russ: right. And that's where it comes into the
problems is if somebody can travel through time,
what is going to happen? If you change these events
in history...
Korton: uh-huh.
Russ: you don't change the history that you perceive
nowadays........
Korton: correct, because it has already happened.
Russ: it has already happened. All you do is you
start a new timeline.......
Korton: correct.
Russ: from that point.
Korton: correct.
Russ: I see. So all the people would still be on
it......
Korton: correct.
Russ: experiencing those things that would happen
because of the new change in the timeline.
Korton: that is correct.
Russ: so time travel is not a dangerous thing as
been theorized.
Korton: no.
Russ: oh, but hasn't been accomplished yet. We look
forward to someday being able to do that I hope now
that I know there's no danger that I'll just
suddenly disappear.
Korton: paradoxes do not occur because if they
occurred, your species would be extremely confused
and baffled.
Russ: boy, that's for sure.
Korton: waking up one morning and discovering that
your home has moved to five miles down the road and
how do you get to work anyway?
Russ: absolutely.
Korton: last question please.
Russ: okay and that is that with all the worlds that
Ashtar Command....
Korton: uh-huh.
Russ: has to monitor, regulate, help along and
such......
Korton: uh-huh.
Russ: how come there's not an infinite number of
people available to help with that work?
Korton: because we cannot work with other people
from other possible, alternate universes.
Russ: right.
Korton: it does not function that way.
Russ: oh, I just mean for the universes that are now
here in existence.
Korton: uh-huh.
Russ: I mean, we're talking billions and billions of
people with capabilities that far exceed those of
third dimensional Earth. Couldn't you be able to
work with most of the people from fifth dimensional
Earth?
Korton: they're aren't that many. That is a problem
that there aren't that many.
Russ: ohhhhh.
Korton: because fifth dimension is a workspace.
Russ: oh, that's right. Yeah, I see what you mean.
What about sixth dimensional Earth?
Korton: again, they are not that many. There are
more sixth dimensional people that are native to the
fifth dimension.
Russ: right. Wouldn't they be able to transfer
over........well yeah, but then it would depopulate
the earth then what's the point of having Hades
Base?
Korton: correct.
Russ: right. But they couldn't transfer from a few
of them to work on fifth dimensional Hades Base to
help out third dimensional earth.
Korton: it depends on the temperament and the
necessary need. We are hard pushed, but to have more
people would make our work easier but it would
decrease and detract from our goals.
Russ: it would?
Korton: yes. Because, having a number of dedicated
people is better than having people that do not wish
to do that sort of work.
Russ: oh, I see.
Korton: you have to understand that most of the
people that are here are very dedicated to help
people on the lower dimension ascend.
Russ: right. See, I just assumed that people would
be banging on your door trying to get in to help out
people of a lower dimension. Like, you'd have to be
turning applicants away by the millions, you know?
Korton: sometimes people on higher dimensions can be
pretty barbaric by your standards.
Russ: I guess. I mean, being from third dimension, I
just see them as being better.
Korton: yes to a certain extent and no to a certain
extent.
Russ: okay, thank you.
Korton: okay, thank you very much...
Russ: you too Korton.
Korton: for an enjoyable conversation.
Russ: okay, I look forward to next time.
(Tia is on quickly as everyone gets set)
Russ: hi Tia.
Tia: he teased you there briefly, didn't he?
Russ: a little bit.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: well it's good for him.
Tia: yes. Okay, let me hand over to the next person.
Russ: okay.
Tia: because he's also short on time.
Russ: oh.
(Omal
comes on finish up the side)
Omal: greetings Russ.
Russ: greetings Omal.
Omal: okay, let us proceed.
Russ: okay, sounds good. All right, we're talking
about theories put forth by my brother and myself
who are trying to arrange and this one is on the
great pyramid.
Omal: okay.
Russ: okay? Now, in this, I'll be sending him
information that will explain the fact that the
great pyramid was not built as a tomb.....
Omal: uh-huh.
Russ: only because there was no way when the first
people who got in there ever found anything or even
looked like a tomb.
Omal: something that might interest him. The name
that was discovered in there.......
Russ: Cheops.
Omal: no, the name that was painted on the ceiling.
Russ: there was?
Omal: yes, there is a name that was painted on the
ceiling referring to Ra who Khafre who was
supposedly entombed in there.....
Russ: oh yeah, right.
Omal: that is an insult.
Russ: it is?
Omal: yes and the workman would not have put that on
there. In actual fact, it is a spelling. It is
saying something along the lines of greater than
God, Khafre.
Russ: right. And that can't be because Khafre was
God.
Omal: correct.
Russ: so he can't be greater than himself.
Omal: exactly, so that is a misspelling.
Russ: okay, now we know that the pyramid was used
for initiations.
Omal: uh-huh.
Russ: is this possibly the work of some demented
student who went in......well not demented, but
maybe had a grudge?
Omal: you mean the graffiti?
Russ: yeah.
Omal: it was a scientist that wanted his opinion to
be the right one.
Russ: and that is?
Omal: sorry, we cannot disclose his name.
Russ: no, no, no, I mean what was his opinion?
Omal: his opinion that it was built as a tomb for
Khafre.
Russ: oh, you mean this is a scientist of our time.
Omal: yes.
Russ: oh, I see. It wasn't somebody back then.
Omal: no.
Russ: oh, I see. Well, they could just do a
spectrograph on the paint that was used and be able
to tell that this was not the same time period as
the pyramid.
Omal: they probably already have.
Russ: they probably already have.
Omal: but it is accepted and it is still taught in
your educational facilities that they used rollers.
That this is the way that they did it, they used
slopes, they used rollers.
Russ: right.
Omal: question.
Russ: hmm.
Omal: where did the wood come from?
Russ: well, from what I understand is, Egypt used to
be a pretty wooded place.
Omal: but the ships used to transport the building
blocks.....
Russ: uh-huh.
Omal: the wood used for scaffolding. The wood used
for rollers, where did all this come from? You think
about how much wood would be needed for that.
Russ: we don't know how much wood there was.
Omal: you're talking......to build one boat, you're
talking of approximately a hundred trees to carry
some of those five ton blocks.
Russ: oh wow, that would make a difference. Okay,
then Mark brought up the fact that the ramps would
take more material than seven times the pyramid's
size.
Omal: correct.
Russ: the pyramid itself takes up massive amounts of
acreage.
Omal: uh-huh.
Russ: so where did that all go to? Well my theory is
that.....
Omal: it got buried in the sand.
Russ: right. I got it that they would just throw it
off but to break down those ramps would take them
another 30 years.
Omal: and also you take basically a Stone Age
civilization......
Russ: right.
Omal: let's say they are Bronze Age people........
Russ: okay.
Omal: which is giving them a lot of credit. Where
did they get that mathematics from? Where did they
get that precision from? Seven inches difference
from the shortest to the longest side. Where?
Russ: right.
Omal: all sides facing north, east, South, and West
perfectly aligned. Sinking only a couple of inches
in approximately by your scientist's guess, five
thousand years.
Russ: right, by our guess a whole lot longer than
that.
Omal: and your engineers are quite happy if a
building sinks a foot in a hundred years.
Russ: a foot?
Omal: uh-huh.
Russ: that's a lot of sinkage.
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(Omal is back to finish what
was started)
Russ: our scientists......
Omal: your scientists.
Russ: thank you. Cannot put forth a theory that
would conflict with known abilities of people back
then.
Omal: uh-huh.
Russ: because of the fact that they would then
have to refute other scientists.
Omal: correct.
Russ: and there's some unwritten law that says you
can't refute other scientists.
Omal: well, the opinion that it was built by a
spacefaring race is a little bit off.
Russ: right.
Omal: it was built by humans.........
Russ: right.
Omal: what you are descended from, that were
descended from spacefarers.
Russ: uh-huh.
Omal: so to say that it was built by spacefarers
is inaccurate when in actual fact that they were
now at that point indigenous to your planet.
Russ: right, they were as local as we are.
Omal: correct. And very little difference apart
from skin pigmentation and maybe a few minor
functions like the appendix actually having a more
prominent function.
Russ: what would be a more common function of the
appendix?
Omal: in some animals it is......
Russ: I thought it was useless.
Omal: it is used for aiding the digestion.
Russ: oh really?
Omal: in rabbits for example, it helps to break
down and produces certain chemicals used in the
destruction of roots and grasses.
Russ: oh, I see. So it wasn't atrophied way back
when.
Omal: no.
Russ: it was not.
Omal: correct.
Russ: okay. So basically, the only difference also
would be in the abilities.....
Omal: uh-huh.
Russ: common to each of them.
Omal: yes.
Russ: and also I would assume the amount of brain
that they used.
Omal: correct. Instead of 11 to 13%, it would be
something like 20 to 25%.
Russ: that little?
Omal: that little, by that point.
Russ: oh, I see, it had been degenerating ever
since.
Omal: correct.
Russ: oh, I see. And so what we're trying to do is
reverse the process.
Omal: correct.
Russ: well that would mean that we must have
reached a low point in our brain usage then.
Omal: shortly thereafter.
(Russ laughs)
Russ: that's a scary thought.
Omal: uh-huh.
Russ: and we went down probably lower than what
the 10 or 13% we use now, probably down to like
7%, right?
Omal: correct.
Russ: good grief. What do you mean shortly
thereafter? At that point we were still
pretty...........it can't have gone from 25% down
to 7%.
Omal: don't forget, there was a lot of conflict at
that time.
Russ: yeah? But you would think that........oh,
that's right, if all the scholars were like
beheaded, put up against the wall let's say.......
Omal: uh-huh.
Russ: our you would have left is petty kings and
slaves.
Omal: yes, fighting amongst themselves.
Russ: that would be known as the real dark ages at
that point.
Omal: yes.
(Russ whistles)
Russ: okay, so even though we're at 11 or 13%,
that's still pretty good comparatively speaking.
Omal: correct.
Russ: so 25% would be going really great
guns......
Omal: correct.
Russ: because that's more than twice.....
Omal: you would have the knowledge on how to
access certain parts of your brain to channel
energy.
Russ: so in other words, we'd of increased the
usage of our brain that would enable us to
increase it and use more of our brain.
Omal: correct.
Russ: that's one of the keys because we'd double
the amount of brainpower we use.
Omal: uh-huh.
Russ: wouldn't that hurt?
Omal: yes.
Russ: that's why the pain threshold is so
necessary to improving ability...
Omal: correct.
Russ: skills.
Omal: correct.
Russ: because......
Omal: it gives you something to measure by.
Russ: right. I see. Okay, so......
Omal: this is a warning when you reach a danger
point.
Russ: right. So that's the cutoff point.
Omal: correct.
Russ: and if there was no cutoff point we'd go
insane.
Omal: exactly.
Russ: wait, how does that describe our geniuses
then that use lots more parts of the brain? Do
they have to go through a tough childhood or
something?
Omal: most likely, yes.
Russ: oh, I see.
Omal: there are some people that are very clever
at masking their pains and inner emotions. Ask Mr.
Vulcan on emotions.
(He means Mark)
Russ: okay, what about then, real quick, Einstein.
Omal: uh-huh. A quick side question.
Russ: okay.
Omal: what is his problem at the moment?
Russ: what, the big L word there?
Omal: presumably that is what it is.
Russ: I call it the big I word.
Omal: I word?
Russ: infatuation.
(Russ laughs again)
Omal: quite possibly.
Russ: we haven't got to the L word yet but we're
working on it. Okay Einstein, though he was a
genius and came up with the theory of relativity
and all this other stuff, he was actually very
absent-minded, would forget.....
Omal: to tie his shoelaces.
Russ: to tie his shoelaces or to button his shirt.
Omal: you have to make some sacrifices for
intelligence.
Russ: yeah, but I mean, it was like one part of
his brain got bigger than the other part.
Omal: hmmm.
Russ: like the right side got bigger than the left
side kind of thing.
Omal: yes, you could say but what happens is
you're thinking on the relativity theory, how does
it work? "Hmm, let me see". You're lying in bed
and go "hmmm, need a cup of coffee". Go
downstairs, you make your cup of coffee, you drink
your coffee and you're still thinking of
relativity and your girlfriend, wife, whatever
walks in and goes, "excuse me dear, you're flying
low" or "you forgot to put your trousers on this
morning".
Russ; oh. I see.
Your mind is preoccupied.
Russ: oh, so he lived with a constantly productive
type of mind.
Omal: exactly.
Russ: okay.
Omal: take Luna for example.
Russ: yes.
Omal: when she is busy working on her computer
does she not forget to put things on from time to
time?
Russ: from all the time. How many times have I
caught her sans clothes more often than once
working on her computer.
Omal: uh-huh.
Russ: she doesn't really care because she so
occupied.
Omal: exactly.
The right. But now, someone like Tesla......
Omal: uh-huh.
Russ: whoever in his biography would go into a
restaurant and he would order thirteen clean,
folded napkins brought to his table.
Omal: uh-huh.
Russ: at that point he would sit there and he
would clean off every little piece of silverware,
plates, everything on his table setting and leave
the napkins sitting in a big pile.
Omal: uh-huh.
Russ: and yet he was a genius.
Omal: some people are a little bit eccentric.
Russ: but what causes an eccentricity in that?
It's always said geniuses are eccentric.
Omal: the border between madness and genius is
very narrow.
Russ: oh, I see. So flirting with disaster.
Omal: correct.
Russ: okay, I see. Are you a time.....
Omal: yes.
Russ: that's what I thought. Okay.
Omal: yes, I know we are blowing through these
questions like there is no tomorrow and in one
universe that is quite possible.
Russ: don't do that to me.
(Russ laughs at that)
Russ: that always confuses me.
Omal: why not? It is nice to see you confused.
Russ: indeed, it makes my brain hurt. Okay.....
Omal: sitting there so confident and self-assured.
Russ: yeah, well that's all she wrote after
something like that happens. All right, last
question then. See if I can think of one real
quick here. Okay, now, you're function as head of
Hades Base....
Omal: uh-huh.
Russ: is as an administrator.
Omal: uh-huh.
Russ: okay. Now, would you call yourself a
microcosm of Hades Base? In other words, the
function of Hades Base is to help earth
consciously and as a protector of it, okay?
Omal: hmmm, you're treading on very dangerous
ground there. Not security wise, but wording.
Russ: okay. Well, what I'm thinking of is that you
are in charge of helping the people on the base
and keeping them emotionally secure.
Omal: yes, to a certain extent. I actually have
other people to help me with that. I am the person
that makes the decisions. I go before the Council
and argue my case and they argue their's and we
come to a compromise when necessary and we proceed
from there. Or, I make a decision there and then.
Russ: okay.
Omal: you see, to be in charge of a community like
this, one has to be many different things. I have
to be peacemaker, I have to be able to take
advice, listen to advice, give advice, make an
instant snap decision, stick by it and yet keep
everybody happy.
Russ: uh-huh, right. And you have someone you have
to answer to also.
Omal: yes.
Russ: okay.
Omal: you could say I am a clown running this
base.
Russ: I don't know if I would exactly put it in
those words.
Omal: I'm juggling....
Russ: oh.
Omal: I have to make people happy, I juggle many
things all at the same time.
Russ: good point.
Omal: no, a clown would not be the correct word to
use.
Russ: no, a jester? Or a.....
Omal: juggler.
Russ: a juggler.
Omal: the magician.
Russ: ahh.
Omal: yes.
Russ: yes, the magician, the balance.
Omal: yes.
Russ: establishing a balance. Good, I see. And so,
how do you find your balance?
Omal: I look within myself when necessary.
Russ: thank you.
Omal: you're welcome.
Russ: I'll look within myself and find my balance
here.
Omal: Omal to Enterprise, one to beam up.
(Russ chuckles)
Russ: goodbye Omal.
Omal: "dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an
anthropologist". Farewell Russ.
Russ: farewell Omal.
Omal: farewell to your Vulcan emotional like
person.
Russ: okay, I'll pass that along.
(Tia returns to get us to Karra)
Russ: hi Tia.
(Tia says hi in Durondedunn)
Russ: all right, that was exciting.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: okay, yes?
Tia: I don't think Kiri is going to be here.
Russ: no? Well that's all for the better though
since I just have to put the pause button on every
once in a while.
Tia: uh-huh. Okay.
Russ: all right, this is my lady?
Tia: no, it's Tia.
Russ: not yet. I mean my lady coming up.
Tia: oh, I didn't know if I should let her after
that comment.
Russ: oh, excuse me darling. Anticipation makes me
all the more anxious. Besides, you'll get your
turn afterwards.
Tia: yeah, I have to wait.
Russ: oh well, you get to fill out the rest of
this.
Tia: I'll let her in.
Russ thank you.
Tia: stop battering me with that negative energy.
Russ: what negative energy? It's anticipation.
(After a very long interval)
Russ: hello darling.
Tia: got you sucker.
(Russ starts laughing at the joke)
Russ: go away.
(Karra is actually here this
time)
Karra: greetings Beanpole.
Russ: now I have a reason to go solid, to spank
Tia.
Karra: I was about to say, do you want to pause
that whilst you blow off steam at Tia?
Russ: no, no, no. I'd rather have it on tape. Well
how are you my darling?
Karra: I'm fine.
Russ: oh, that's good to hear, good to hear.
Karra: okay.
Russ: okay. First off, let's work with a little
bit on Carrie.
Karra: uh-huh. Green tea......
Russ: green tea.
Karra: rosemary, warm water, clean towel, salt
warm water, edible refreshments if you wish?
Lighting, blue and green. Maybe music if she wants
music. Hmmm, yeah, I think that's it.
Russ: okay, good. So that'll be.....what did we
set that up for?
Karra: not next week....
Russ: yeah, not next week, the Tuesday afterwards.
Karra: correct.
Russ: okay, good. Let's see, next Tuesday would
make it the 10th, that would be the 17th, that'd
be the 24th. Full moon's not until the 25th.
Karra: correct.
Russ: how do I do the elixirs? Put them in the
pyramid instead of the full moon?
Karra: yes, I suppose so.
Russ: okay, I'll just do a batch of elixirs just
for this one.
Karra: okay.
Russ: and then wait for the full moon and do a
full batch for the whole set up.
Karra: uh-huh, okay.
Russ: okay, good. Now, where do you want the
elixirs? In the green tea?
Karra: yes.
Russ: okay.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: all right, and what are we going to attempt
here, to get rid of it completely then?
Karra: yeah.
Russ: okay.
Karra: totally. Knock it out the window, get rid
of it so she's no longer in remission but fighting
fit.
Russ: right.
Karra: a fighting Carrie. Yes, the fighting Irish.
Russ: okay.
Karra: she's got Irish blood in her, right?
Russ: yes.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: okay, now, two questions I want to put to
you here.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: one of them's in a gray area so we're gonna
see how this works. One of them isn't so we'll get
the gray area one out of the way first.
Karra: okay.
Russ: all right, now we were discussing the forms
of healing rays.....
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: that are used on us from time to time.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: now, in prior years, the earth had a
stronger magnetic field......
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: which allowed people to heal in a faster
rate.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: over the centuries that magnetic field has
deteriorated to its current level.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: would one of those rays happen to be a
stronger magnetic field?
Karra: no, can't tell you.
Russ: oh. That would be the gray area or even
black area.
Karra: right over beyond the black area into the
black hole area.
Russ: oh good. Can I theorize about it?
Karra: if you wish, but I can't make a comment.
Russ: fair enough. It's just that our healing
abilities seem a lot more amplified so that's why
I bring the question up is that if this was higher
magnetic energies throughout around this house.
That would explain some of the healing that takes
place here so didn't know if you could answer that
not.
Karra: you can theorize until what's it freezes
over.
Russ: all right, now, the next question is about
someone else here in town who is currently working
with magnets, pyramids and crystals.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: into conjunction into one solid.....
Karra: Tahoe Regional Planning and Development
Agency for psychic powers.
Russ: Tahoe human potential center. You were close
though.
Karra: yes.
Russ: now they have not been able to establish a
serious testing of this. Now, is there a way that
we can look into this more and determine its
viability?
Karra: yes, yes. I have a plan and it's so cunning
you can brush your......well, nevermind what you
can brush with it......but what we will do is we
will go along but before we go along, Kiri and
myself will get into a channeling mode, we'll work
together, we'll get Mark in on it, and we come in
tomorrow, right? And we go along and Mark.....or
rather Kiri and myself......don't say a word, we
just move him around all over the place.
Russ: uh-huh, okay. And what purpose would this
come to?
Karra: to reconnoiter, to look at it.
Russ: oh, I see. To establish what field is there?
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: and since you're in a channeling mode,
you'll have to be in the channeling room.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: which means you'll have monitors.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: which means the monitors can monitor the
fields around that......
Karra: correct.
Russ: to determine its viability....
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: and determine if that's what they are doing.
Okay.
.
Karra: so poor Mark will have no recollection for
couple of hours of what's going on.
Russ: not for long.
Karra: uh-huh. But we've got to be very silent and
quiet. Otherwise the game's up.
Russ: yes, obviously. Now the one thing is that
after we do this we can apply some of those same
principles to this pyramid here.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: if we find that there is a function that
they are established and are working..
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: okay. So, I'll try to set that up.
Karra: and any questions that I have will come
through you. I'll put them in there for your use.
Russ: okay, good. We'll do real well then.
Karra: thank you.
Russ: and we'll set this up for this weekend if
possible.
Karra: we can try.
Russ: all right, how was your drive?
Karra: hmm, a little bit strange.
Russ: why?
Karra: it was hard to work with my foot really
quick.
Russ: well, you did quite well.
Karra: uh-huh. You've got lots of things to do all
at the same time.
Russ: well you have to watch the gas gauge, you
have to watch the speedometer...
Karra: uh-huh. You have to watch the windows and
the mirrors and keep an eye on that you're lined
up properly and move the feet when necessary.
Russ: maintain a constant pressure that keeps you
at the speed you're going.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: but how did we agree on that in the first
place?
Karra: not too sure as usual.
(Russ bursts out laughing)
Russ: it's all a sudden I'm driving, not even
thinking about it, and all of a sudden you're
driving and I'm like going, "okay........that's
interesting".
Karra: hmm, there is one slight problem there.
Russ: yeah?
Karra: Kiri wants to drive.
Russ: well, Mark should have been letting her
drive already at this point though.
Karra: he's a control freak, isn't he?
Russ: yeah, I'm not. You can drive all you
like.....
Karra: oh thank you.
Russ: if you want to.
Karra: doesn't interest me that much actually.
Russ: okay. So, we've got some good plans coming
up here.......
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: and I'll go ahead and set this up with
Carrie.
Karra: okay, looking forward to it.
Russ: I am too.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: now, she has a lot of problems with spiders,
what can we do about that?
Karra: what you do is, is you put her in a room
and fill it up with spiders.
Russ: oh geez.
Karra: yeah, something that she's got to overcome
by herself but it might be useful for her to talk
to Mark about spiders.
Russ: Mark has a fear too, doesn't he?
Karra: yeah, I believe so.
Russ: yeah, that's right. Okay. Anyway, we're
working on the Renaissance fair.....
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: and we're going to be going to that.
Karra: I wish I could get to come.
Russ: yeah, I know. Okay, I've got something for
you sweetheart.
Karra: okay.
Russ: reach your hand out please.
(Russ gives her a crystal to examine)
Karra: it's broken at this end.
Russ: well, it's got.....you can't open your eyes,
that's right. If you could, you'd see there's a
little green in there.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: which I assume is chloride.
Karra: probably.
Russ: well, the chloride forms like a triangle in
there.
Karra: of course, that's what's running away.
Russ: sulfuric?
Karra: it's trying to but it can't.
Russ: why not?
Karra: because it's too much broken. There's about
that much missing from it.
Russ: how much missing?
Karra: about there.
Russ: wow, that's a lot.
Karra: so that means that it's hemorrhaging
energy. I gave this a life expectancy of probably
about a thousand years.
Russ: and then what?
Karra: it'll be a dead crystal.
Russ: this is bad.
Karra: and then run out of energy. Well, it
becomes a very inactive crystal that is not much
use to man nor beast.
Russ: oh. Well it's got a phantom in it.
Karra: uh-huh.
Russ: which means the crystal stopped growing and
another started on top of it.
Karra: hmm.
Russ: so what purpose would that crystal ever
have?
Karra: it's part of a group of healing crystals.
That's the only way it would stay functional is
with a group.
Russ: oh, because I thought the green would be an
interesting form of healing that would add a
certain amount of frequency.
Karra: uh-huh. Yeah, I wish I could open.....I
wish Kiri was around to help me with that.
Russ: can't you do the same thing with Tia?
Karra: different frequencies, different genetic
background. Her mind works in different ways, you
might've noticed that.
Russ: well you're both kind of mischievous at some
times.
Karra: and so are you.
Russ: yeah. I'll wait till Kiri comes sometime and
we'll take a look and see what we can find.
Karra: uh-huh, okay.
Russ: all right darling, a long night ahead of us.
Karra: looking forward to it.
Russ: I am too. Okay sweetheart, I'll see you up
there in a while.
(Tia finishes out the
channeling session)
Russ: hi Tia.
Tia: what was all that whispering about?
Russ: oh, it's a personal thing.
Tia: ohhhh.
Russ: like you and Mark do.
(Tia says something in Durondedunn)
Russ: anyway, so what are your plans tonight?
Tia: I'm going to kick back, just have fun.
Russ: sounds like fun.
Tia: uh-huh. Might go down to the corner
bar....yeah, but I've got to go have a change
first.
Russ: into what?
Tia: I came from the swimming pool so I borrowed
Karra's T-shirt......not T-shirt, sweatshirt.
Russ: oh.
Tia: oh well.
Russ: oh well. Anyway, I'll be up there for most
the night tonight. I might look for you at the
corner bar.
Tia: uh-huh. Well if I'm not there, you know where
I'll be.
Russ: yeah, okay. But I'll be at work tonight so
I'll work on astral projection in a major way.
Tia: yes, I heard about that.
Russ: you betcha. Well, you know me, I got kids
growing up.
Tia: yeah. I've got a quick joke for you.
Russ: wait, I've got one first. What did Wilbur
say to Orville after Orville crashed the first
airplane?
Tia: I don't know.
Russ: let's sell the bike shop.
Tia: okay, you know the day I sent Mark down to
pick up a disc? I sent him down to get "A Scent of
a Woman". You know he came back with?
Russ: what?
Tia: "A Fish Called Wanda".
(Russ claps)
Russ: that's a good one, that's a good one. I like
that one.
Tia: Mark actually told me that one.
Russ: I think that'll get past the censors here.
All right, so..............oh yes, Renaissance
fair coming up.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: you'll help Mark with his costume?
Tia: probably.
Russ: good. Oh yeah, is there a way we'll be able
to do something like the Renaissance fair up there
only in the hologram machine?
Tia: no, computer space is limited. Got to book it
a week in advance at least and it's got to be
work.
Russ: no, this is frivolous.
Tia: uh-huh. We did it for Luna it was
semi-frivolous but we decided to cheer her up. It
also helped her with her research.
Russ: hmm. You guys miss her yet?
Tia: yeah, but she comes over every morning and
then every evening.
Russ: oh God, look behind you, on the wall.
Tia: where?
Russ: see where the unicorn hanging is? Look about
three quarters of the way down on the left-hand
corner next to the black on the wall.
Tia: oh yeah, a big spider.
Russ: a big spider.
Tia: uh-huh. Should we bottle it and run?
(Russ laughs)
Russ: you're sick.
Tia: no, I'm not sick.
Russ: actually I could, couldn't I? I got the jar
for Carrie.
Tia: no.
Russ: why not?
Tia: you're going to bottle it and make her get
scared?
Russ: to Carrie? Oh come on, Carrie's like a
sister to me.
Tia: yes, that's what you would do it buddy boy.
Russ: no, I wouldn't do that to a sister.
Tia: yes you would.
Russ: no I wouldn't. Oh, maybe I would.
Tia: you going to let him go outside?
Russ: yeah.
Tia: good boy. You got him?
Russ: go........oh oh.
Tia: what?
Russ: he jumped. He should be over here by you.
Tia: that could be bad for Mark, you'll scare the
living daylights out of him.
Russ: I won't tell him but he was huge. Big
jumping spider.
Tia: where it is?
Russ: you know, but if you're allergic to a spider
bite.
Tia: oh, that's real nice.
Russ: God, that was huge.
Tia: about how big is huge?
Russ: big as your thumb.
Tia: oh, that's a little one.
Russ: good thing I like spiders.
Tia: wait till you see a spider that is about that
big.
Russ: we don't have them here, no tarantulas. Now
that is big. Jumping little bugger too. It's
probably behind Mark.
Tia: oh dear.
Russ: oh well.
Tia: I've got to protect my Mark. Don't want to
turn him into a nervous wreck.
Russ: by the time he comes back he won't even
know.
Tia: well, what about if you get that fly spray
thing?
Russ: I mean he's not going to know till he
listens to this tape.
Tia: yeah, true.
Russ: right?
Tia: and the tape is about to run out.
Russ: yeah?
Tia: that's side two.
Russ: right. So he listens to the tape, he'll go,
"my God, there's a spider there". Yeah, he'll
never know. I'm not going to say anything if you
don't.
Tia: nah, I won't.
Russ: well then, don't worry about it.
Tia: okay.
Russ: if it bites him, he'll find out that way.
(Russ laughs again)
Russ: once he has the tape.
Tia: and he'll know who to get.
Russ: well yeah, both of us.
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: well, I don't see it yet. I wouldn't worry
about it.
Tia: well, we better spray in here for Carrie's
comfort.
Russ: no, I don't want to spray the room.
Tia: why not?
Russ: because you leave a bunch of poisonous
residue all over the place. We've got to live in
here.
Tia: yeah, true. What about a non-poisonous type
that kills them anyway?
Russ: they don't make it.
Tia: hmm.
Russ: they're all poisonous, that's why they call
them poisonous.
Tia: oh.
Russ: insecticide.
Tia: hmm.
Russ: we'll just have to rough it, hope for cold
weather.
Tia: hmm, that gives me an idea. I could drop the
temperature and get him to drop......nah, couldn't
do that, waste of energy.
Russ: oh well, what's a little spider between
friends?
Tia: yeah.
Russ: yeah.
Tia: I know what I'm going to do.
Russ: what?
Tia: can't say it.
Russ: okay, fair enough. Good luck.
Tia: is it going to finish or do I have to sit
here and waste time?
Russ: it's ending, it's ending. It's kind of going
through the last little section....
Tia: okay, end of side two.
Russ: well, I am not seeing it go through right
yet.
Tia: oh.
Russ: it's like getting there.
(Tia starts purring)
Russ: there it goes, now it's the end of side two.
Tia: end of side two.
Russ: well, maybe not yet, but damn close though.
Tia: Incey Wincy spider went climbing up the
spout. Down came the rain and washed poor Incey
out.
(Tia says something to the cat in Durondedunn
before purring again)
Russ: "I'll be back". Hey, Omal didn't get to say,
I'll be back.
Tia: can't do it, got to move his tongue to do
that. Oh well, okay.
Russ: all right my dear, have a lovely night.
Tia: uh-huh, I've things planned.
Russ: you going to go out like that?
Tia: uh-huh.
Russ: you know Mark hates that.
Tia: tough.
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