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 SIDE ONE
 
 
 (Tia starts the
                    channeling session off)
 
 
 Tia:
                    hello, greetings.
 
 (starts in a long
                    conversation with a cat in the room in Durondedunn)
 
 Russ: okay, everything checks. Alright, ready
                          to rock and roll.
 
 (Tia continues her conversation with
                    the cat)
 
 Tia: what does the chronometer say?
 
 Russ: 8:41.
 
 Tia: 8:41. Okay, you want to pause
                    that? I have a mission, I have a mission.
 
 Russ: okay.
 
 Tia: okay we're back on the air and
                    she wasn't there.
 
 Russ: bummer.
 
 Tia: sorry?
 
 Russ: I said bummer.
 
 Tia: okay, down to business.
 
 Russ: okay. All right darling, I've
                    got to work on Tia's tips.
 
 Tia: Tia's tips on astral travel.
 
 Russ: I'd like to get something on
                    this one. I want to put a couple of sections in,
                    one
                    from the other night that I'm working on right now
                    and one from maybe tonight.
 
 Tia: uh-huh, well there's also some
                    that Mark e-mailed to you or I e-mailed to you.
 
 Russ: uh-huh.
 
 Tia: you have that still?
 
 Russ: I've got it all. I've got it, I
                    haven't got it online yet.
 
 Tia: okay. You're
                    probably.......you're going to have to rearrange the
                    wording slightly.
 
 Russ: I usually do.
 
 Tia: because I mean it's 90% me
                    through Mark but Mark was totally conscious whilst
                    we were doing it so there's probably spelling
                    because I was dictating to him fast and he would go
                    "whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa....slow down, slow
                    down, slow down, in English please, in English please."
 
 Russ: why didn't you just record it?
 
 Tia: sorry?
 
 Russ: should have just recorded it.
 
 Tia: recorded it where?
 
 Russ: on a tape recorder.
 
 Tia: well it's easier for you. All's
                    you have to do is transpose it from one place to
                    another. You just take that and email it
                    to.......
 
 Russ: Adam?
 
 Tia: yeah.
 
 Russ: yeah.
 
 Tia: correct the spelling and put it
                    more in line.....what's the word? Add in the
                    grammatical phrasing and everything and probably
                    turn some of it around, take
                    out a line, put it somewhere else because I'm pretty
                    sure that Mark doing dictation isn't as fast as or
                    as good as if I was typing it. But there again,
                    English isn't one of my stronger suits writing.
 
 Russ: that's true. Well I did get Kiri
                    and Karra's online.
 
 Tia: oh but you haven't got me.
 
 Russ: you're on there.
 
 Tia: but you haven't got......you've
                    only got my bio.
 
 Russ: bio yeah, that's all I've got
                    for them too.
 
 Tia: oh. But yet you've got Taal down.
 
 Russ: well Taal and Omal were the
                    first ones on the tape.
 
 Tia: oh.
 
 Russ: there's just you saying, "okay,
                    well I'm going to put on the first speaker right
                    now." And then there is you going, "okay,
                    here's the next speaker now." There is not a lot
                    that really fits in as a big subject matter there.
                    And I mean you didn't really talk a whole lot that
                    session. We didn't really get into long
                    conversations I don't
                    think.
 
 Tia: why? Was there somebody else here
                    talking as well?
 
 Russ: no, we had Kiri and....
 
 Tia: no I mean down there.
 
 Russ: where?
 
 Tia: where you are as
                    opposed to me being up here, was there somebody else
                    in the room?
 
 Russ: no.
 
 Tia: oh, it was just you and us?
 
 Russ: yeah, me and you guys.
 
 Tia: I thought maybe Johnny might have
                    been present or.....
 
 Russ: no, this is the one that we did
                    upstairs in the room.
 
 Tia: oh, that one when Sandy was here.
 
 Russ: no, this was the week after I
                    think.
 
 Tia: ahhh.
 
 Russ: because this is Project
                      Haarp. Remember the one where we were working
                    on project Haarp and Taal came in?
 
 Tia: oh yes.
 
 Russ: I can't remember, you remember
                    that probably better than I do. Did you spend much
                    time talking on that one?
 
 Tia: no, not that much because it was
                    a very crammed session.
 
 Russ: yeah because I spent a lot of
                    time with Omal on that. So far I've only got through
                    one section.
 
 Tia: I think I'm on more towards the
                    end.
 
 Russ: yeah, that probably wasn't stuff
                    we can really work with. But anyway, if we can get
                    something tonight, then we'll go ahead and we'll
                    add.......I can add that on.
 
 Tia: oh that's the session, when
                    Katrina.......when Taal left and Katrina was still
                    around.
 
 Russ: oh that's right, yeah there is
                    not a lot of workable stuff on that one.
 
 Tia: no.
 
 Russ: okay.
 
 Tia: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: well let's put some workable
                    stuff on tonight's session.
 
 Tia: okay, astral travel.
 
 Russ: okay.
 
 Tia: okay, let us look closely at the
                    various types of astral travel. There is dream
                    travel, which is the most common of all types of
                    astral travel. Most people at some time in their
                    life experience astral travel in a dream form. There
                    is the second type, involuntary astral travel. This
                    occurs when somebody is not feeling at their peak
                    and they wish to escape whatever ailment that they
                    have. And sometimes whilst lying in certain
                    environments, for example a warm sunny area that is
                    comfortable, they will feel their body floating up
                    above their physical body and this is the second
                    type of astral travel as I said, involuntary astral
                    travel. Okay, the third type of astral travel
                    is.....would be better to call it more along the
                    lines of remote viewing. This is where you almost
                    leave your body and yet you're still connected and
                    you stretch out over a long distance or a short
                    distance even and you are able to view what you are
                    looking at but yet also hear the noises from the
                    surrounding area of your physical body. You can also
                    answer questions in this state. This state is quite
                    easy because all's you do is achieve a meditational
                    state where you are still conscious but yet you are
                    also disconnected from your physical body. Okay, the
                    fourth type of astral travel is where you actually,
                    physically leave your body. You are aware of your
                    body, you are aware of noises but they are more
                    remote and distant like a noise coming from a great
                    distance. This is one of the more harder types of
                    astral travel to do because it involves consciously
                    programming your destination on where you wish to go
                    whilst still leaving your body and being aware of
                    your body. This is the type of astral travel that
                    novices use. As I said, it is one of the more
                    difficult types but it is also quite easy to do
                    because it is a programmed thought process that you
                    go through whilst meditating. Okay the next type of
                    astral travel or astral travel type five is where
                    you physically leave your body in the astral form,
                    you are no longer conscious of your body, it no
                    longer matters. This normally comes after a lot of
                    practice and experience as an astral traveler. I
                    myself use this method. This method involves
                    shutting down all unnecessary functions of the body
                    which also includes hearing, taste, smell and touch.
                    You are no longer aware of your surroundings. You
                    are free to astral travel to wherever you wish as
                    far as your stamina will take you. Finally, type six
                    astral travel. This is where you travel as I
                    described in type five but you also manipulate not
                    only the third dimension so you can travel but the
                    fourth dimension and other dimensions. This is one
                    the most hardest types of astral travel to do. Now
                    of these various categories, there are sub-types.
                    Involuntary dream travel, that is also very common.
                    Voluntary astral travel in an involuntary status.
                    What I mean by that is astral traveling and desiring
                    to do so but achieving it without desire. There are
                    also other numerous sub-types of astral travel as I
                    have mentioned. These are just a few of the types of
                    astral travel as opposed to the sub-types of astral
                    travel. Now, there is another sub-type of astral
                    travel which is where you are no longer conscious of
                    your body, your body has been as you might say
                    parked into a level of awareness where it is not
                    aware of its physical surroundings. This again is a
                    very hard type of astral travel that I'm about to
                    describe and this is where you leave your body but
                    you assume a physical form in the physical world but
                    in the astral form. Sometimes you are actually
                    visible to other people but more frequently you are
                    not. Individuals that are trained astral travelers
                    in this can also detect other astral travelers that
                    are in this status. For example, the
                    Dalai Lama, he can see those people that are astral
                    traveling in that form or most forms come to that.
                    There is another lama high up in the Himalayas that
                    frequently has visitors from all over the world.
                    Okay, now do you have questions Russell?
 
 Russ: yeah, let's go it
                    from the last part forward and that is
                    first off, how do you train yourself to be able see
                    other people astral projecting like the Dalai Lama
                    and the other lama?
 
 Tia: that comes from actually
                    achieving their level of awareness that they are
                    master astral travelers themselves and therefore
                    they know what to look for, they know the feeling of
                    somebody.
 
 Russ: well for example, what about
                    Mark? Would he he able to do the same thing?
 
 Tia: I think if he thought about it
                    and practiced, I mean he can sense me when I'm
                    around.
 
 Russ: yeah but he can't see you or
                    hear you.
 
 Tia: I don't think he desires to. It's
                    just the fact that I'm bouncing around and nine
                    times out of ten, I want to see what he's doing. For
                    example, he could be washing the dishes.
 
 Russ: hmmm, okay well what I'm
                    thinking is that this is a very useful skill.
 
 Tia: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: that would come in handy in
                    emergencies or something else and would it be wise
                    to pursue this at all?
 
 Tia: for what purpose?
 
 Russ: well for example, if you needed
                    to warn somebody about something, I mean you and
                    Mark wouldn't matter because you could
                    just talk to him.......
 
 Tia: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: but like another astral
                    traveler, the person would have to be good as Mark
                    right?
 
 Tia: yes.
 
 Russ: we won't find that.
                    Okay, the next question I've got is, what about the
                    kind of astral travel which I believe goes into
                    category five in which somebody is in an
                    accident.....
 
 Tia: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: and they leave their body and
                    have no sense of it?
 
 Tia: no that comes under involuntary
                    astral travel. It is one of the sub-types.
 
 Russ: that they wish to be gone from
                    their body.
 
 Tia: yes it is a trauma induced astral
                    travel.
 
 Russ: okay, then what about when
                    somebody's working with fasting or something?
 
 Tia: again, that is a trauma induced
                    astral travel because your body no longer has the
                    necessary sugar levels or iron levels or any of the
                    particular levels that it is used to, it is induced
                    into an astral travel state.
 
 Russ: hmmm. Okay, I can see where that
                    would be more harmful then.
 
 Tia: that's correct, it is a
                    trauma induced astral travel.
 
 Russ: right.
 
 Tia: trauma to me is a big wide field.
                    I bite Mark's finger, guess what I've just done?
 
 Russ: what?
 
 Tia: I've induced trauma to it.
 
 Russ: oh I see.
 
 Tia: I stand up, I throw Mark's body
                    down on the ground, I break a leg, I've induced
                    trauma. Or I accidentally step on a piece of metal
                    and it penetrates the skin and there
                    is a little pinprick of blood that comes out, I've
                    induced trauma. It is a big wide area for me. I know
                    trauma is most frequently associated with some kind
                    of massive accident.
 
 Russ: right. Okay, when a person
                    wishes to appear somewhere else in the physical
                    form, this is known as D-jumping correct?
 
 Tia: kind of, kind of. D-jumping
                    is where you actually strip down your whole entire
                    physical third dimensional being, bones, blood, all
                    the way down to the molecular level and then you
                    translate it to somewhere else.
 
 Russ: okay.
 
 Tia: you translate it and rotate it to
                    a different point of origin or goal.
 
 Russ: ahh I see.
 
 Tia: like a teleport. Are you going to
                    put down when I talk about trauma the fact that I
                    actually bite Mark's finger and
                    pull off a piece of skin?
 
 Russ: yeah.
 
 Tia: okay.
 
 Russ: I'll put it in parentheses.
 
 Tia: yeah, but getting back to D-jumping,
                    D-jumping
                    as I said is like teleporting, that
                    you take down your physical form, break it down to a
                    molecular level and then relocate it elsewhere.
 
 Russ: now a lot of people find that
                    there is something inherently scary about astral
                    travel in the fact that you have the possibility of
                    leaving your body behind. I've heard this
                    before......
 
 Tia: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: where they're worried they might
                    not be able to come back or they can get sick from
                    it or they can be possessed, how do you answer these
                    questions?
 
 Tia: I answer them by saying they are
                    all possible. However, the chances of your body
                    being possessed depends on where and how far
                    advanced you are in astral travel. Most possessions
                    occur with a experienced astral traveler but yet has
                    become lax, has got himself involved or herself
                    involved in things that are best not to be involved
                    in therefore their body becomes a gateway. Getting
                    lost from one's body, yes that can happen and that
                    normally happens to novice astral
                    travelers but it is not a permanent condition. They
                    may lose their body and can't figure out how to get
                    back and by wandering around, they will find their
                    body or they will find somebody that guides them
                    back. As somebody that may possess, there are also
                    people that protect and will guide astral forms back
                    to their point of origin. What was the last
                    question?
 
 Russ: sicken and die.
 
 Tia: sicken and die, again it is
                    possible to pick up sicknesses but this is because
                    the astral traveler does not take care of their body
                    in advance and this is easily remedied by getting
                    enough sleep, eating the correct diets and taking
                    precautions before and after. Some of the
                    precautions that are useful to take before for a
                    novice astral traveler is maybe a shower, a warm
                    shower so that your body is perfectly clean and
                    again when you return, you would wash your body to
                    wash all the negative energy that you might've
                    picked up away. Also being totally relaxed and
                    totally energized. If you have a low level of
                    energy, you are certainly going to lower your immune
                    levels and astral traveling does drain the physical
                    body as well as the astral body of energy. If you
                    reach a point where you are very low on energy and
                    you're astral traveling, it lowers your immune
                    system in your physical body and again you can pick
                    up ailments. But this can be cured as I
                    said quite easily by getting the correct amount of
                    sleep, showering, eating correctly and behaving in a
                    way that induces a relaxed status and yet helps to
                    energize the body.
 
 Russ: hmm okay. Now is
                    there anything that you should do concerning the use
                    of shields in your practice of astral travel?
 
 Tia: not really to start off with,
                    once you get into the higher levels of astral
                    travel, then shielding does play a part in your
                    physical......no, your astral form. Let me explain
                    the levels of astral travel. There is obviously
                    novice, very little experience on astral travel.
                    Adept, which has some experience and tends to astral
                    travel in a localized area of up to about 300 miles.
                    Adept, somebody that is quite experienced in astral
                    travel and can travel maybe a 1,000, 2,000 mile
                    radius in astral travel. Master, this is somebody
                    that can astral travel and go explanatory
                    but not very far, maybe as far as your moon. Also
                    they have lots of stamina and are quite experienced
                    at astral traveling. Normally this comes after about
                    five years. Grand Master. These are the bad asses of
                    the astral travel world and I mean that in a
                    positive way. They are like, how would you describe
                    it? They're good. They can go explanatory, distance
                    to
                    them starts to become irrelevant. Two, three light
                    years, that's like getting up and walking across the
                    room for them. 10, 20 light years, that's like
                    walking down to the end of the street. 50, a hundred
                    light years, now we're getting into this serious
                    range of them, they
                    do that on a regular basis or can do it on a regular
                    basis. They can also, some of them who are border
                    point to the next level actually transpose to
                    different dimensions. Okay, the last level,
                    Paramount Grand Masters. These are the elite, the
                    best and I estimate that there's probably no more
                    than maybe 50 on your whole entire planet if that
                    many and I have just been corrected, it is more like
                    a dozen on your planet and these are the real heavy
                    dudes. Very serious, distance totally irrelevant.
                    Walk across the galaxy, no problem. Walk to the next
                    next galaxy, no problem. To the next galaxy, now
                      you're starting to stretch
                    a little bit but they can do it. They can dimension
                    jump to different dimensions. Fourth, fifth, sixth
                    dimension is a bit of a workout for them but it
                    doesn't present too much of a problem. These are the
                    individuals that have a 50 to 60% chance of
                    ascending to the next level in evolution. These are
                    the individuals that can be a little bit on the
                    strange side. They can be very cranky, they can be
                    very arrogant, they can be very nice, very mellow,
                    very relaxed, very helpful, very protective all at
                    same time almost. This is because they are
                    developing to a higher level.
 
 (one
                    of the house cats interrupts the session)
 
 Tia:
                      she
                    wants to know where her cubs are. These Paramount Grand
                    Masters
                    are the individuals that as I said can be very
                    protective. Not only of themselves but of their
                    knowledge and the people around them. They are
                    capable of all levels of astral travel. From remote
                    viewing, to dimension jumping, to traveling great
                    distances, they also have a lot of curiosity.
 
 Russ: hmm, are there any that we would
                    know from public life like for example the Dalai
                    Lama?
 
 Tia: yes.
 
 Russ: he would be one?
 
 Tia: he is a border point Paramount
                    Grand Master or he could be a Grand Master.
 
 Russ: okay but we don't
                    know any Paramount Grand Master's in the public life?
 
 Tia: no.
 
 Russ: and they stay to themselves. I
                    mean what kind of life would they be living? Austere
                    and away from everybody?
 
 Tia: eccentric.
 
 Russ: oh eccentric.
 
 Tia: uh-hmm. You see Mark is almost a
                    Paramount Grand Master.
 
 Russ: hmm.
 
 Tia: almost.
 
 Russ: yeah, his distance still needs
                    some work.
 
 Tia: uh-huh. But also the other part
                    of a Paramount Grand Master is the speed of thought.
                    They can travel to anywhere, anytime, anyplace just
                    by thinking about it. Closing their eyes, sit down,
                    relax, think of where they want to go, bang! They're
                    there.
 
 Russ: and what about their body here?
 
 Tia: their body here works fine on its
                    own.
 
 Russ: okay. Now another
                    question I have is, for a Grand Master or Paramount
                    Grand Master or even a Master....
 
 Tia: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: what about when they're doing
                    long-distance trips or any trip of any duration
                    whatsoever. Does their body......is it able to
                    rejuvenate while they are out of it?
 
 Tia: no.
 
 Russ: so they live a shorter lifetime
                    then?
 
 Tia: not necessarily, not necessarily,
                    some
                    of them inherently have a long life expectancy.
 
 Russ: yes but if their body's not
                    rejuvenating itself and let's say they're not taking
                    really good care of it?
 
 Tia: normally, if they're not taking
                    real good care of themselves, they do burn
                    incredibly bright.
 
 Russ: okay. So just for a warning for
                    people to keep their health a priority.
 
 Tia: yeah or at least to keep active
                    enough to keep their body ticking along nicely.
 
 Russ: ahh, excellent.
                    Okay well that should do it for now then.
 
 Tia: okay.
 
 (says goodbye in
                    Durondedunn)
 
 Russ: bye love.
 
 (says something else
                    in Durondedunn)
 
 Tia: oh you better put parentheses in
                    on that that "Foawer"
 means goodbye.
 
 Russ: I don't know even how to spell
                    it darling.
 
 Tia: Freaaaaooow but quickly.
 
 Russ: yeah........f.r.o.w.f.e.r?
 
 Tia: f.o.a.w.e.r?
 
 Russ: fower..okay well.
 
 Tia: well you work it out.
 
 Russ: I'll work it out.
 
 
 
 
 
 (Omal joins the session next)
 
 
 Omal: greetings and felicitations Russ
                    and how are you functioning?
 
 Russ: greetings Omal, oh quite well.
                    Working hard and I'm afraid that Durondedunn loses a
                    bit in the spelling translation when you get down to
                    it.
 
 Omal: yes I imagine it would.
 
 Russ: in fact many of the languages
                    I'm sure from like Sirian all the way to Durondedunn
                    is little tough to translate into our English
                    spelling alphabet since I'm sure they don't include
                    the same letters.
 
 Omal: I am quite sure that they do not
                    also. Okay, let us proceed.
 
 Russ: all righty.
 
 Omal: notes from the commander's desk.
 
 Russ: (chuckles) currently I just sent
                    off all the stuff we did on Tesla and the Tunguska
                      explosion.
 
 Omal: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: and that's just the first
                    section.
 
 Omal: okay.
 
 Russ: because that took up four pages
                    alone. I haven't even gotten yet to Project Haarp
                    and the Montauk and all that stuff that came on
                    after that.
 
 Omal: okay.
 
 Russ: this is a chore. What I'll do is
                    I'll have two different sections and dated for the
                    same day.
 
 Omal: okay.
 
 Russ: I'll put the end of the Tunguska
                    that this ends this section. For more conversations
                    after this, look for subjects that are dated the
                    same day.
 
 Omal: okay. Also, as was stated in the
                    past, you might want to get somebody type it up for
                    you that is a quicker typist.
 
 Russ: yeah that would be a good idea
                    but then we come to a problem of who.
 
 Omal: who, yes who?
 
 Russ: that might be little bit tricky
                    and cost some money I think. Well we'll work on
                    that. Okay, at present I am currently working on
                    some past UFO discoveries leading to present day
                    technological advances.
 
 Omal: okay.
 
 Russ: and what I'm looking at is
                    something called the YB-49.
 
 Omal: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: developed by a gentleman named
                    Northrup.
 
 Omal: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: back...and it lasted from 1948
                    to 1952.
 
 Omal: would that be the flying wing?
 
 Russ: that would be the first
                    prototype of the flying wing
 
 Omal: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: and it is closely linked date-wise....(John
                    walks in)......hey Johnny.
 
 John: hey guys.
 
 Russ: Omal's here.
 
 John: yeah.
 
 Russ: and geography wise to the
                    recovery of the Roswell saucer.
 
 Omal: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: I believe the Roswell saucer was
                    recovered in '48?
 
 Omal: correct.
 
 Russ: and then all of a sudden you see
                    this flying wing being attempted to be created.
 
 Omal: actually the flying wing does go
                    back a little bit earlier.
 
 Russ: hmm.
 
 Omal: it was a design that was
                    designed towards the end of your second great
                    planetary war. There is a very easy way to find out
                    more about this. Mark has an assignment.
 
 Russ: uh-huh.
 
 Omal: watch Weekday Wings for
                    Northrop's flying wing.
 
 Russ: oh okay. That will give us some
                    more information.
 
 Omal: more than you wish for.
 
 Russ: I'm sure. Well the original, the
                    YB-49 turned out to be the B-47.
 
 Omal: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: the YB-49 was just a few
                    prototypes that never really worked as where the
                    B-47 flying wing, turned out two thousand of them.
                    That generally in turn......because that was a
                    radical departure from typical aircraft design at
                    that point.
 
 Omal: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: and that led to the B-2 and the
                    B-2 became successful compared to the original
                    flying wings due to the fact that all of a sudden
                    the computer technology advanced to a level where it
                    could be mounted into a plane.
 
 Omal: correct and also the engine
                    capacity. The original flying wing was designed
                    for...
 
 Russ: propellers.
 
 Omal: correct, piston engines.
 
 Russ: right.
 
 Omal: they added in, big mistake, they
                    added in turbo engines. When you mix turbos from a
                    design that is for piston, you do not take into the
                    fact that it is a different type of engine that has
                    a different type of effect on the fuselage and the
                    wing surface and the necessary lift generating
                    factors. They then added in also jet engines so that
                    you had a mishmash of technologies, a fuselage and
                    body that was designed for piston with turbines and
                    also jet engines. Does not work. If they had
                    designed it originally for jet engines that were
                    powerful enough, then they would not have had the
                    problems that they had and they would have had a
                    functional aircraft.
 
 Russ: so essentially it was a design
                    problem with the fact that the propellers turning
                    causes the plane to want to twist.
 
 Omal: no. No, not quite. Let me
                    reexplain what I said. The technology for the
                    original flying wing was designed for piston
                    engines. When they put turbines on, it changes the
                    flight characteristics of the wing. When you add
                    jets into the equation that have a different
                    turbulence factor, you again change the equation.
 
 Russ: hmm.
 
 Omal: so you take a design of an
                    aircraft that is designed for one type of engine and
                    you mount in a totally different type of engine so
                    therefore the effect is very different.
 
 Russ: I see. A computer game that came
                    out a few years back called "Secret
                      Weapons of the Luftwaffe?"
 
 Omal: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: showed a jet powered flying
                    wing.
 
 Omal: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: now was this something that was
                    actually on the design table of the Luftwaffe?
 
 Omal: correct.
 
 Russ: ahh, and what happened as far as
                    that? War came to an end too soon?
 
 Omal: correct.
 
 Russ: hmm.
 
 Omal: also if you look at this latest
                    reusable shuttle and also look at the "Secret
                    Weapons of the Luftwaffe".....
 
 Russ: uh-huh.
 
 Omal: you will find it there. Slightly
                    different but you will find it there. If you look at
                    the European Space Agency's current reusable
                    design that they're working on, guess what?
 
 Russ: it looks the same. So this is
                    basically close to a 50-year-old design.
 
 Omal: try closer to 60.
 
 Russ: okay, 60-year-old design
                    being brought into a fact where now with all our
                    technology and advancements, we're able to finally
                    make it a reality.
 
 Omal: despite all the corruption and
                    twistedness of the uses of the technology, the Third
                    Reich was quite advanced. They ranged from 10 to 50
                    years ahead of their time.
 
 Russ: hmm.
 
 Omal: or is it, little question here,
                    is it the fact that everybody was 50 years behind
                    them? Were they ahead or everybody else behind? It
                    is not the same.
 
 Russ: does this mean that possibly
                    then they were visionaries?
 
 Omal: I never said that.
 
 Russ: no I know, we
                    just were keeping ourselves from advancing at a pace
                    that we should of been and they just went ahead and
                    advanced at a pace much faster.
 
 Omal: it is a matter of
                    semantics......
 
 Russ: right.
 
 Omal: I am leaving it open for debate.
 
 Russ: oh I see. Ashtar is on the
                      base right now isn't he?
 
 Omal: correct.
 
 Russ: has he heard about our
                      current....?
 
 Omal: yes he has.
 
 Russ: and how does he feel about it?
 
 Omal: I have not discussed it with
                      him yet.
 
 Russ: okay.
 
 Omal: he has been on and off the base
                      for the past week.
 
 Russ: oh okay. Well at some point in
                      the future I would like to hopefully get him as a
                      guest speaker we could add in.
 
 Omal: I will see if I can arrange it
                      but I must point out that Ashtar is a busy
                      individual.
 
 Russ: understandable. If nothing
                      else, I can always take it from the archives.
 
 Omal: correct.
 
 Russ: I've got plenty of stuff we've
                      already had from him.
 
 Omal: yes.
 
 Russ: okay. Now then, a few UFO
                      projects that I've been studying which takes us
                      back to where we started from is Project Bluebird.
 
 Omal: ah-hah, yes, I did
                      receive a report from one of my data analysts.
 
 Russ: Project Bluebird originally was
                      designed to be able to not just reverse engineer
                      any captured extraterrestrial design but to
                      actually go ahead and fly those designs.
 
 Omal: uh-huh. Okay I received an
                      interesting report on my desk from an individual
                      that went and saw a movie called "ID-4".
 
 ("Independence Day" with Will Smith)
 
 Russ: oh, I haven't even seen that.
 
 Omal: her report is that there are
                      numerous scenes and references to an area which
                      supposedly does not exist called Area 51.......
 
 Russ: hmm.
 
 Omal: where they go in and they come
                      across a vessel that was found in 1948, they
                      refurbish it and they use it to defeat the
                      invaders.
 
 Russ: ahhh. Okay so this ties very
                      closely on my question at that point.
 
 Omal: correct.
 
 Russ: okay why all of a sudden would
                      a movie come out with this particular scenario
                      built in? It seems very timely.
 
 Omal: uh-huh. Might I make a
                      suggestion?
 
 Russ: sure.
 
 Omal: it would be useful for both of
                      you to go and see it.
 
 Russ: I agree, I agree,
                      how
                      about we work on it for tomorrow? I can get us in.
                      I'm going to have to pay for us
                      to get in.
 
 Omal: what is wrong with the 9
                      o'clock?
 
 Russ: sold out, they're
                      all sold out.
 
 Omal: ahhh.
 
 Russ: every day it's been showing it's
                      been sold out.
 
 Omal: what about viewing
                        it from the projection room?
 
 (due to my being a manger a
                      theater of the same chain)
 
 Russ: you don't get the same effect.
 
 Omal: hmmm.
 
 Russ: possibly I might be able to get
                      a private showing arranged but that might take a
                      little bit of work. One of the things about this
                      is that okay we have a movie in which aliens
                      invade Earth, we find Project Bluebird in
                      fictional reality......
 
 Omal: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: and it's probably one of the
                      most popular movies to come out in a decade.
 
 Omal: but sadly it predicts........portrays
                      aliens in a negative light. Not all aliens are
                      like that.
 
 Russ: agreed. Well that's why we're
                      starting this webpage so that we can make sure
                      that at least the truth is known.
 
 Omal: yes, you may want to highlight
                      the fact that I said that not all aliens are like
                      that. Certainly there are aliens out there but
                      there are also aliens out there that die
                      protecting you.
 
 Russ: uh-huh. Hmm, which takes me to
                      my next question, South Africa.
 
 Omal: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: 19........I don't have the date
                      down here.......1989 if I remember correctly......
 
 Omal: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: in which a ship coming into
                      South Africa....
 
 Omal: is tracked and....
 
 Russ: supposedly shot
                        down by a experimental laser cannon from a
                      Mirage jet fighter.
 
 Omal: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: and what we've been able to
                      determine through the help of Tia....
 
 Omal: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: is that there was actually a
                      ship shot down by an unseen vessel above it.
 
 Omal: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: and that the use of the laser
                      cannon is possibly disinformation.
 
 Omal: no it is what they believe
                      actually happened, they believe it worked.
 
 Russ: you mean they had a laser
                      cannon?
 
 Omal: it was a very weak laser
                      cannon.....
 
 Russ: oh.
 
 Omal: by standards but
                      very powerful by other standards. It fires a pulse
                      of light energy at a designated target.
 
 Russ: that's pretty far advanced then
                      compared to what I've heard of before. The most
                      we've heard of is that they are using lasers for
                      targeting systems but not for anything
                      destructive.
 
 Omal: you're not listening hard
                      enough.
 
 Russ: obviously not.
 
 Omal: they have lasers that are quite
                      capable of cutting through an inch of solid steel.
 
 Russ: I knew this but I mean still,
                      we're talking about from a flying object at
                      a long distance to make an
                      accurate shot and actually bring something down.
 
 Omal: that is why they believed that
                      it worked. The fact is that they probably missed
                      the target.
 
 Russ: well all they
                        saw, according to the report I saw
                      was.....
 
 Omal: was a flash of light come from
                      it....
 
 Russ: a flash of light coming from it
                      and suddenly it started to waver. In fact no, it
                      was a series of flashes of lights and it started
                      to waver and then went down at 3,000 ft. per
                      minute.
 
 Omal: that is not particularly fast.
 
 Russ: no and then impacted
                      into the desert. Now from that point, they brought
                      the ship to a secret Air Force
                      base.
 
 Omal: yes near Kimberly.
 
 Russ: uh-huh, and the door started to
                      open on the craft and then they used heavy lifting
                      machinery to pry it open the rest of the way. Two
                      aliens then got out, quite hostile and they were
                      promptly arrested according to this report and
                      then ship, crew and everything got shipped off to
                      Wright-Patterson....
 
 Omal: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: and that's the
                      last we hear of it but apparently the
                      aliens were alive.......
 
 Omal: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: typical gray beings with the
                      small statures, three clawed feet and hands or
                      three fingered or three toed.
 
 Omal: and the attitude.
 
 Russ: and the attitude of they hate
                      everyone. They clawed up some doctor pretty bad.
 
 Omal: well how would you feel in that
                      situation?
 
 Russ: well I'd be pretty pissed.
 
 Omal: so do not mistake them being
                      upset for being hostile.
 
 Russ: well that's just what the
                      report said.
 
 Omal: correct.
 
 Russ: now what would aliens from
                      another world taken prisoner have as a future to
                      look forward to?
 
 Omal: it is best not to discuss it.
                      Even for any race, no matter how hostile, it is
                      not a very good prospect.
 
 Russ: I agree.
 
 Omal: the only thing that they can
                      wish for is either a quick, painless death or
                      rescue. The others do not leave much in the way of
                      hope.
 
 Russ: well since they can't be beamed
                      out, I don't see much in the way of hope for
                      rescue but would you hypothesize then that the
                      ship shooting them down....
 
 Omal: I do not hypothesize,
                      I only go on fact.
 
 Russ: okay, do you think the facts
                      support that the ship shooting them down knew that
                      they would be surviving the crash and aim for a
                      particular point on the craft that they would?
 
 Omal: anything that I say would be
                      conjecture, I cannot answer that
                      question.
 
 Russ: all right, fair enough. Johnny,
                      you got anything, I'm taking up all the questions
                      tonight?
 
 John: well yeah I just kind of popped
                      in. Just as far as, especially on the webpage as
                      far as terminology, instead of using the word
                      alien especially when we're referring to
                      extraterrestrial....
 
 Omal: yes I understand exactly what
                      you're saying.
 
 John: a lot more correct?
 
 Omal: you are quite correct
                      in what you're saying. Is a common terminology
                      that is used by lots of individuals all over your
                      planet. It is something that we grin and bear. How
                      much we dislike it is irrelevant, it is what is
                      easiest for them to understand sadly to say.
 
 Russ: easiest to spell too.
 
 John: but is it accurate to say that
                      the term alien alienates your people to a certain
                      degree?
 
 Omal: it is more something that
                      upsets Kiri more than it upsets me. I have been
                      called many, many derogatory terms in my existence
                      so, they are words.
 
 Russ: now question, would it be
                      better to say reserve extraterrestrials to
                      folks like yourself who are kind and benevolent
                      and alien to those folks like the Grays
                      who are not?
 
 Omal: why discriminate against one
                      group for another group?
 
 Russ: well it would
                      differentiate.
 
 Omal: hostile alien, non-hostile
                      alien. Non-hostile extraterrestrial, hostile
                      extraterrestrial, it is all the same.
 
 Russ: ahh okay, just
                      a thought.
 
 Omal: it is what is easiest for the
                      populist to understand.
 
 Russ: okay.
 
 Omal: I know this stems from a
                      discussion on Native Americans and Indians.
 
 John: yeah, you took my thoughts
                      right out of my brain.
 
 Russ: Johnny protector of everyone.
 
 John: well.
 
 (John and I both start chuckling)
 
 John: oh well.
 
 Omal: it more comes from the term
                      political correctness.
 
 Russ: true. Okay, the last part I
                      have on this is that in the same......well
                      further on in the reports I saw was that later
                      that same year, three crafts were captured in the
                      Nevada desert. Supposedly by some high-powered
                      radar that was being used that knocked out the
                      control abilities.
 
 Omal: I think that is an erroneous
                      report.
 
 Russ: it did seem like it, I can't
                      see any radar would be powerful enough to knock
                      out some craft of any kind.
 
 Omal: not unless you get real, real,
                      real close. You wish to know how close?
 
 Russ: on top of the thing?
 
 Omal: come here.
 
 (everybody laughs)
 
 John: you're talking really, really
                      close.
 
 Omal: correct. In other words, they
                      would have to park on top of it and then no matter
                      what would be knocked out. Even one of our
                      aircraft, if it is high powered.
 
 Russ: oh, okay.
 
 Omal: a radar that is used for
                      bouncing radar images off of the moon surfaces.
 
 Russ: ahh, all right. So a radar
                      imaging display almost?
 
 Omal: correct.
 
 Russ: okay. That was my whole list
                      right there of stuff, Johnny?
 
 John: well I just kinda came in late.
                      Yeah that was the main thing that was on my mind,
                      the alien and the ET thing and just terminology
                      and stuff.
 
 Russ: oh I see.
 
 
 SIDE
                    ONE ENDS
 
 
 
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 SIDE TWO
 
 
 (Omal finishes signing off as the tape
                    comes to life)
 
 
 John: see you around dude.
 
 Omal: I'll be back.
 
 
 
 
 
 (Tia comes back in a bouncy mood)
 
 
 Tia: incy wincy spider went climbing
                    up the spout. Down came the rain and washed poor
                    incy out.
 
 Russ: hi Tia.
 
 Tia: okay hello.
 
 Russ: yeah and Omal's....
 
 John: hi Tia.
 
 (Tia says hi in Durondedunn)
 
 Russ: Omal's transcriptions I'm doing,
                    having to make a few changes here and there for
                    continuity sake.
 
 (between
                    two different sessions)
 
 Tia: uh-huh yes because I get a little
                    bit confused. I have to....you might want to put
                    this in the fact that I have to translate into
                    English before I vocalize what I'm saying sometimes.
 
 Russ: hmm that's true.
 
 Tia: English is not my native tongue.
 
 Russ: well what I found myself doing
                    now is making my changes in transcribing while we're
                    doing the tape.
 
 Tia: so sometimes that can change the
                    whole entire meaning.
 
 Russ: well that's why I've got Karra
                    in my head.
 
 Tia: uh-huh yes.
 
 Russ: the editor from.....
 
 John: now is Omal fluent in English
                    where he just......
 
 Tia: yes he is.
 
 John: verbalizes it along with all the
                    other languages he knows?
 
 Tia: oh he knows so many languages
                    it's ridiculous.
 
 John: right and that's different from
                    you, you're using a computer to translate?
 
 Tia: no, no. I translate like you
                    translate Spanish, I have to think about it.
 
 John: okay.
 
 Russ: so like if you had to channel to
                    a group in Swahili, you'd probably getting Omal in
                    Swahili.
 
 Tia: uh-huh. I've actually heard him
                    sit down and go, "hung goy fat choi".
 
 John: which is Chinese?
 
 Tia: uh-huh. Hung goy fat choi, Happy
                    New Year. I learned that from Mark actually.
 
 Russ: oh cool. Good, so no Ashtar
                    tonight huh?
 
 Tia: fortunately no unless he pops his
                    head in through the door and then ohhh.
 
 Russ: well we still have 45 minutes so
                    we'll see what happens here, who knows?
 
 Tia: about 42 at the moment.
 
 Russ: okay cool.
 
 Tia: okay.
 
 Russ: all right.
 
 Tia: (says goodbye in Durondedunn)
 
 Russ: bye love.
 
 
 
 
 
 (Kiri has her turn next in the
                        channeling circle on the base)
 
 
 Russ: had to make some slight changes.
 
 John: ain't no thing.
 
 Russ: I don't think so. Hi
                    Tia...Karrie.
 
 Kiri: Karrrie?
 
 Russ: Kiri.
 
 Kiri: Ki-ri.
 
 Russ: I said Tiree.
 
 (everybody laughs)
 
 Kiri: you don't speak English very
                    well do you? You don't speak English
                    very well at all.
 
 Russ: working on it.
 
 Kiri: oh okay.
 
 Russ: Tiree, that's a cute name
                    though, I like that.
 
 Kiri: yes I've got to go and face down
                    the devil later on.
 
 Russ: who?
 
 Kiri: Mark.
 
 Russ: why?
 
 Kiri: he's upset.
 
 Russ: why?
 
 John: yes he is, he was upset with you
                    last night.
 
 Russ: oh yeah right.
 
 Kiri: keeping him up so late.
 
 Russ: well you're probably looking at
                    the clock on Hades Base and thinking
                    it's 11 o'clock.
 
 Kiri: yes I was.
 
 Russ: and you forgot about the two
                    hour time difference.
 
 Kiri: well actually it was about
                    10:15, yeah about 10:15 up here and he said no later
                    than 11 o'clock so I thought......
 
 Russ: he meant Hades Base time.
 
 Kiri: well I got confused all right? I
                    get carried away.
 
 Russ: hey the light wasn't red yet.
 
 (the notification signal for Mark's energy level
                        while away from his body)
 
 Kiri: no, it was even flashing,
                    it
                    wasn't even blinking.
 
 Russ: well there you go,
                    you gave it your best shot.
 
 Kiri: yeah, it started blinking when I
                    took it off.
 
 Russ: well darling, let's work on
                    Kiri's corner shall we?
 
 Kiri: okay.
 
 Russ: I know from that Katrina session
                    we're not in a get much out of you either that
                    night.
 
 Kiri: I made a few sensible comments
                    before I got carried away.
 
 Russ: did you?
 
 Kiri: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: I can always put those in also.
 
 Kiri: okay Kiri's corner, meditation.
                    Okay, let me first of all explain flowers. Flowers
                    are an indigenous plant to Sirius. There are three
                    distinct types. There are the red ones which are a
                    pick-me-up. They will make
                    you hyper, you won't need sleep, they
                    make you think clearly, they can make you very silly
                    as well if you take too many of them. Taking one is
                    fine, it is a stimuli, makes you very happy. Okay,
                    the blue ones, these are a
                    depressant. They make you mellow, relaxed,
                    comfortable and even sleepy. If you eat more than
                    you should or overdose, it does not kill you, it just
                    puts you to sleep for quite a while. It is
                    not uncommon for young individuals to enjoy these
                    flowers and wake up a week later wondering what
                    happened. Okay the last type and my most favorite
                    type, these are the pink type. These are a sexual
                    aphrodisiac stimuli. Very enjoyable, heightens all
                    senses of awareness relating to sexual activity once
                    skin becomes very sensitive to touch. The erogenous
                    zones get very stimulated very quickly and it can
                    also prolong the act of lovemaking, that's why I
                    like them. Okay, that is a preamble on flowers.
                    Okay, now let me get sensible here. Meditation
                    techniques, hmmm. Now on Sirius there is a tradition
                    of deep meditation. This
                    is where you get in a comfortable position, you
                    relax and you look within yourself. You hold up your
                    soul as it were and analyze it to see if it is worth
                    what you think it is worth. You analyze
                    dispassionately what you have achieved. Whether it
                    is 58 years of life, a hundred years of life, 500
                    years of life, you analyze all your experiences in
                    this meditation status. This ties in a little bit
                    with the blue flowers as to keep yourself in a
                    non-mode of emotions, you use the blue flowers to
                    achieve that linear line of analyzing what you have
                    done. Whether it is good or bad, positive or
                    negative, you analyze it. You see what you did
                    wrong, how you should correct it. You analyze is it
                    a positive or a negative affect? To achieve
                    this meditational status, what you do is first of
                    all you get relaxed and you go through a standard
                    meditation technique of breathing. You do 20 deep,
                    long breaths. Then 20 short, shallow breaths. And
                    you repeat this on and off until you achieve the
                    status of peace. You may also select a mantra such
                    as peace and harmony, peace and harmony and you will
                    repeat this over and over in your mind as you take
                    the deep breaths. But as a novice, you might
                    practice saying the mantra out loud in between each
                    breath so that you have the deep breathing and the
                    mantra going at the same time. Also, you can use as
                    you might call it a Zen technique
                    which is a hum. Hmmmmmm.. Choosing a frequency that
                    feels as if it vibrates in a nasal cavity and in the
                    cavity where the third eye would be. This will
                    induce a almost hypnotic state and create a level of
                    awareness that makes it easier to review what you
                    have been up to.
 
 Russ: question, have any of the
                    flowers from Sirius ever been attempted to be grown
                    on Earth? For example, back in the.....
 
 Kiri: you're referring to the Lotus
                      Blossom eaters.
 
 Russ: not just the lotus but for
                    example the poppy which...
 
 Kiri: is red in color.
 
 Russ: is possibly mutated?
 
 Kiri: that is a possibility but it
                    would have had to have mutated quite
                    radically I'm afraid.
 
 Russ: well people mutated quite
                    radically.
 
 Kiri: it is a possibility but the soil
                    and climate don't appear to be correct, I don't
                    know. We don't have the ship's manifests of when
                    they came to your your planet.
 
 Russ: okay let's shoot with the lotus
                    then.
 
 Kiri: uh-huh, that's closer.
 
 Russ: now we don't have examples of
                    lotuses anymore. We have stories of
                    what lotuses did and
                    that was just the fumes of them.
 
 Kiri: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: and this goes back of course to
                    Homer and the Odyssey.
 
 Kiri: yeah....the od..ody...yeah,
                    whatever.
 
 Russ: right, in which the Lotus Eaters
                    would eat lotuses and then find themselves in that
                    state that we're describing here with the blue
                    flowers.
 
 Kiri: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: and that sort of hints then
                    possibly that in time immemorial where
                    possibly we had some flowers that....
 
 Kiri: immemorial is an incorrect word,
                    immemorial
                    suggests perpetuity, forever.
 
 Russ: okay.
 
 Kiri: you might want to change that
                    word....
 
 Russ: I'll work on that.
 
 Kiri: but we understand what
                    you mean.
 
 Russ: correct. All right so where do
                    we go from there, how do we research
                    something like that?
 
 Kiri: read the Odyssey.
 
 Russ: okay.
 
 Kiri: it's right down there.
 
 (the
                    book was in the library in the room)
 
 Kiri: look up myths and legends. You'll find Vishnu
                    in references to I believe it's lotus blossoms.
 
 Russ: correct.
 
 Kiri: look there. You'll also find it
                    in Chinese cultures, Indian cultures, the Mongols.
                    Not the Mongols of Genghis Khan but the moguls,
                    moguls of India.
 
 Russ: right.
 
 Kiri: there is references in there.
                    There is references in...oh cricky I'm trying to
                    remember the famous character that rode around and
                    chariots in the sky. You know who I mean.
 
 Russ: Apollo?
 
 Kiri: no, no: no, no,
                    Indian mythology.
 
 Russ: oh. chariots in the sky, Vishnu?
 
 Kiri: yeah I think it might be Vishnu
                    but it's a particular individual that there
                      are references to. There are also
                    references........who was that
                    gentleman that had an interview at
                    Skywalker Ranch that was televised? Something about
                    mythology, comparing modern and ancient mythologies.
 
 Russ: I didn't catch it.
 
 Kiri: no, I'm sure Mark knows what it
                    is, ask him.
 
 Russ: okay. Now is it possible then
                    that we're talking about dirt that was maybe brought
                    from Sirius and kept in plants or kept in pots but
                    later on it couldn't support the plant growth after
                    a few generations?
 
 Kiri: that's quite possible yes.
 
 Russ: okay, you've
                    heard of that where the soil will die out due to too
                    much farming.
 
 Kiri: yeah, uh-huh, yeah. That is
                    quite possible that that occurred that
                    as I said, I don't know, they
                    didn't keep the ship's manifests.
 
 Russ:  hmm.
 
 Kiri: I mean it's possible that
                    individuals so longing for home, decided they would
                    bring home with them.
 
 Russ: makes sense to me.
 
 Kiri: or, they were so addicted to
                    these darn things.
 
 Russ: but they're non-addictive?
 
 Kiri: it's a psychological addiction.
 
 Russ: oh okay.
 
 John: I was just going to bring that
                    up.
 
 Kiri: uh-huh.
 
 John: too late, got to be
                    psychologically addicting.
 
 Kiri: when God said brains, you
                    thought he said drains and wanted big empty ones,
                    don't
                    you listen?
 
 Russ: I'm trying to make clarification
                    for the webpage......
 
 Kiri: oh.
 
 Russ: so that people who are listening
                    or reading this will understand the fact that this
                    was something that is non-addictive.
 
 Kiri: okay.
 
 Russ: that you then clarified as
                    psychological addiction meaning that the whole
                    matter now is easily read.
 
 Kiri: are you going to be putting this
                    in.
 
 Russ: huh?
 
 Kiri: are you going to be putting this
                    little bit in?
 
 Russ: this is the part that gets
                    edited.
 
 Kiri: so all my wit and
                    humor wasted for nothing.
 
 Russ: no, no, no, I'll put in
                    the fact that it is psychologically addicting.
 
 Kiri: you're going to put that in?
 
 Russ: I'll try to describe in
                    parentheses maybe.
 
 Kiri: Kiri sticks out her tongue.
 
 Russ: something like that.
 
 Kiri: or Kiri sticks out Mark's
                    tongue. Okay.
 
 Russ: you were saying?
 
 Kiri: sorry?
 
 Russ: you were saying?
 
 Kiri: what was I saying?
 
 Russ: prior to brains and drains?
 
 Kiri: oh yes. Sorry, my brains empty.
                    We're
                    wasting tape Tia just said.
 
 Russ: oh, okay.
 
 Kiri: okay, do you have any
                    engineering questions now I've given you a lecture
                    on flowers?
 
 John: what about the medicinal
                    qualities of flowers? Don't you use...
 
 Kiri: yes they.....
 
 John: the blue ones when you're
                    menstruating?
 
 Kiri: yes.
 
 John: is that correct? Wouldn't that
                    be good to mention?
 
 Kiri: yes it would be actually.
 
 John: for our readers?
 
 Kiri: actually it would be very useful
                    to mention that the blue flowers are used for
                    menstruation, cramping, bloating. It makes you in a
                    nice, mellow state of mind where it doesn't matter,
                    it
                    takes away the pain.
 
 Russ: hmm, and have they been able to
                    bring those into a point where you can condense them
                    into a liquid, the flowers? Like an alcoholic
                    beverage let's say or a injectable....
 
 John: flower essence?
 
 Russ: or injectable essence or
                    something like that?
 
 Kiri: no, no. It has been done in the
                    past but is no longer done because that makes it too
                    potent.
 
 Russ: oh, I see.
 
 John: any other medicinal qualities of
                    the flowers?
 
 Kiri: yes, the pink ones do make you
                    more fertile.
 
 John: along with increasing your
                    sexual drive.
 
 Kiri: of course, yes.
 
 John: okay, any others before we move
                    on to engineering?
 
 Kiri: no, not really.
 
 John: I wanted to make sure we've
                    covered all the bases on flowers, thank you very
                    much.
 
 Kiri: you mind not banging so loud?
 
 Russ: I'll pass that along. Okay
                    Johnny.....
 
 Kiri: oh it's outside is it?
 
 Russ: yeah.
 
 Kiri: okay.
 
 Russ: engineering questions?
 
 John: not right off the top of my
                    head, go ahead.
 
 Russ: oh.
 
 John: I'm sure you're full of
                    them.
 
 Russ: no, only a single
                    one. Talking to Omal about the engineering factors
                    of I-D4.
 
 Kiri: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: I haven't seen the movie so I'm
                    just hypothesizing here.
 
 Kiri: neither have I.
 
 Russ: that they reverse engineer a
                    spaceship and use it.
 
 Kiri: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: well that would kind of suggest
                    that it already was already being able to be used.
 
 Kiri: I haven't seen the movie, I
                    don't know. You're asking me to make an analysis on
                    something I haven't seen.
 
 Russ: hopefully I can get Mark to see
                    it tomorrow with me.
 
 Kiri: actually, I've got an idea. I'm
                    going to make rash comments.
 
 Russ: oh good.
 
 Kiri: it's a wonderful movie, go see
                    it, it's great, I've never seen it before.
 
 Russ: okay. So you'll be joining us
                    then tomorrow?
 
 Kiri: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: okay, great.
 
 John: now can Mark visualize it at the
                    same time you are visualizing it?
 
 Kiri: yeah.
 
 Russ: Johnny you get the night off
                    don't you?
 
 John: tomorrow, yes.
 
 Kiri: I can slide into Mark's mind and
                    watch it.
 
 Russ: I'll buy tickets early in the
                    afternoon.
 
 Kiri: okay, I suppose you don't need
                    me anymore.
 
 Russ: ahh, who else is coming
                      in?
 
 John: ahhh, don't feel like that.
 
 Kiri: Karra, actually,
                    I've got plans.
 
 Russ: okay, yeah we do need Karra on.
 
 John: you got plans?
 
 Kiri: yeah.
 
 John: yeah, looks like you've got ants
                    in your pants.
 
 Kiri: I've got more plans than that.
 
 John: there's more than ants in your
                    pants right?
 
 Kiri: well I personally would prefer
                    them in your pants and not mine.
 
 Russ: thank you for Kiri's corner
                    there, we are styling now.
 
 John: and it's been nice visiting with
                    you.
 
 Kiri: yes it has.
 
 John: you've been frequenting our
                    household quite often and you seem to be a lot more
                    comfortable......
 
 Kiri: oh thank you.
 
 John: and I enjoy visiting with you
                    even though most the time you're so preoccupied with
                    your computer, with Mark's computer........
 
 Kiri: uh-huh.
 
 John: but I still enjoy the little bit
                    of time we spend together.
 
 Kiri: oh thank you, I enjoy it also. I
                    will try to communicate more easily but
                    sometimes I tend to over balance myself and I've got
                    to watch that when I'm walking around.
 
 John: you have to be careful.
 
 Kiri: yes, we don't want to have to
                    pick Mark up in lots of little pieces like a certain
                    egg character.
 
 John: well yeah, when
                    you almost fell flying down the stairs you would've
                    hurt Mark's body pretty badly.
 
 Kiri: yes I know.
 
 John: if you would had fallen.
 
 Kiri: that's why.....
 
 John: I told him about that too.
 
 Kiri: that's why I've stopped coming
                    down the stairs like I used to.
 
 John: yeah, yeah that's a good idea,
                    especially
                    when you're wearing slippery socks.
 
 Kiri: yes, yes. Okay I'll see you
                    later Johnny, see you probably on Friday night.
 
 John: okay, we'll glue some sandpaper
                    to Mark's feet.
 
 Kiri: yes, that's a great idea, let's
                    do that.
 
 John: is that a great idea?
 
 Kiri: let's do......
 
 John: yeah we've got lots of sandpaper
                    on hand and glue, we'll
                    glue
                    some sandpaper to Mark's feet.
 
 Kiri: let's do that for real.
 
 John: okay.
 
 Kiri: we'll use that clear sticky
                    tape, we'll do that
                    for real okay? Bye.
 
 John: I'll help you.
 
 Russ: he's going to be expecting that
                    won't he.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 (Tia transitions to Karra next)
 
 
 Tia: (says hi in Durondedunn)
 
 Russ: hi Tia.
 
 Tia: okay, I'll put on......I'll put
                    on what's her face.
 
 Russ: love of my life.
 
 Tia: (whispers
                        ID)
 
 Russ:
                    we'll
                    check it out tomorrow.
 
 Tia: I don't need to.
 
 Russ: we'll see it......show off.
 
 Tia: oh before I go, the president in
                    the movie is not Bill Clinton.
 
 Russ: somebody worse?
 
 John: he's an ex-fighter pilot.
 
 Russ: oh.
 
 
 
 
 
 (Karra next makes her appearance)
 
 
 Karra: hello.
 
 Russ: hi Karra.
 
 John: hi Karra.
 
 Karra: greetings, how
                    is it going gentlemen?
 
 Russ: good of course.
 
 John: good, good.
 
 Karra: okay, let us get down to
                    business, healers hall.
 
 Russ: healers hall.
 
 Karra: okay, what do you wish to know?
 
 Russ: we used in your bio.......
 
 Karra: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: where we added the chemical
                    compounds combined with crystals...
 
 Karra: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: let's go a little bit on that.
 
 Karra: okay........yes?
 
 Russ: maybe you could describe it a
                    little bit for us?
 
 Karra: chemical compounds. Okay, using
                    such chemicals as iron.
 
 Russ: right.
 
 Karra: after all, you all need iron
                    but it is such a minute amount that it is very hard
                    to explain. You use very minute
                    amounts of chemical compounds. For example, calcium
                    mixed in water, apart from making a very horrible
                    taste in the mouth, is quite useful. But there are
                    other ways of getting these chemical compounds such
                    as calcium through milk.
 
 Russ: hmmm.
 
 Karra: that is very useful for bones
                    and hair. So the chemical compounds that I am using
                    are actually included in the food so it would be
                    more accurate to say nutritional chemical compounds.
 
 Russ: ahhh, well that clears that up a
                    little bit.
 
 Karra: yes.
 
 Russ: okay. Now
                    as I remember, we were working at one time on
                    somebody who had broken their leg I think or
                    something and you were talking about their arm. I believe
                      you were talking about use of
                    magnets.......
 
 Karra: yes.
 
 Russ: on Hades Base in conjunction
                    with the cast and crystals.
 
 Karra: yes.
 
 Russ: and now we're finding similar
                    healing techniques being employed down here on
                    earth.
 
 Karra: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: with the use of magnets.
 
 Karra: very strong, powerful magnets.
 
 Russ: right.
 
 Karra: and what is actually happening
                    is it is stimulating pushing together North and
                    South together, pull together, generating a field
                    that pulls.
 
 Russ: right.
 
 John: would those very powerful
                    magnets be electromagnets?
 
 Karra: they can be but electromagnets
                    have to be shielded from the rest of the body
                    because they can have detrimental effects but
                    the generating field of an electromagnet has
                    to be very high and intense to be that harmful to
                    the body.
 
 Russ: but regular magnets will do the
                    same job.
 
 Karra: but it takes longer yes.
 
 Russ: right.
 
 Karra: the magnets we use on the base
                    are a magnet that are very, very powerful over a
                    short distance and then dissipate quite quickly.
 
 Russ: hmmm, do we have anything
                    similar down here?
 
 Karra: electromagnets to a certain
                    extent but of course these magnets are charged in a
                    different way in their magna......please, help me.
 
 John: magnetic.
 
 Russ: magnetic field.
 
 John: properties?
 
 Karra: magnetism.
 
 John: magnetism?
 
 Karra: that is the word I was looking
                    for, magnetism. The magnetism is much more intense
                    in the ones that we have up here over a shorter
                    area. Electromagnets, their energy field dissipates
                    quite quickly.
 
 Russ: uh-huh. Now as I recall when
                    Linda was here, we were discussing from quite a
                    while back actually the use of special magnets.
 
 Karra: bio magnets.
 
 Russ: bio magnets. Now how does that
                    field compare to the ones that you use?
 
 Karra: they are similar but they're
                    also quite different.
 
 Russ: they're weaker right?
 
 Karra: oh much weaker,
                    much,
                    much weaker. And even though they do accelerate the
                    healing process, it is not as rapid as it would be
                    up here with our much more intense and stronger
                    magnetic field. There are magnets up here which are
                    quite capable of actually leaching out of your body
                    the iron, they are that
                    powerful.
 
 Russ: wow.
 
 Karra: so it is necessary sometimes to
                    ingest iron in minute amounts to individuals that
                    work in this field. They will ingest more iron than
                    they actually need because they know they're going
                    to lose some of it.
 
 Russ: I see.
 
 John: are you familiar with the
                    magnets that you can wear in your shoes?
 
 Karra: those are bio magnets.
 
 John: oh okay, so
                    we are talking about the same thing.
 
 Karra: correct.
 
 John: I've got a pair.
 
 Karra: uh-huh.
 
 John: and do you see some benefit with
                    them?
 
 Karra: yes and no. Don't expect a lot
                    because the magnetic field is not as intense as
                    would be necessary to heal. However, they are very
                    soothing and relaxing. They make you feel
                    comfortable. It is something that is useful.
 
 Russ: hmm, do doubling the magnets up
                    double the field?
 
 Karra: not as much as one would like.
 
 Russ: uh-huh. So tripling then you
                    would get you more of a benefit then singularly.
 
 Karra: yes but the field is not as
                    intense as one would like.
 
 Russ: okay so no matter what, you're
                    going to have to work with it on a slower basis.
 
 Karra: correct.
 
 Russ: now besides working on healing
                    broken bones, what other uses would magnetism that
                    we can find down here like for example with
                    bio magnets, help in the healing properties of of
                    the body?
 
 Karra: oh there are many, many
                    different uses that would be used. Cuts, scratches,
                    headaches believe it or not.
 
 Russ: hmmm.
 
 John: how about wear and tear on your
                    legs?
 
 Karra: yes.
 
 John: I was told that bio magnets are
                    good because the type of work I do and all the
                    lifting and......
 
 Karra: well that goes back to wearing
                    them in your shoes and the soothing affect that it
                    has. You see when something is not as tired, it will
                    last longer. When a muscle becomes tired, it is
                    working harder to pump oxygen and blood to the
                    extremities and therefore it takes more energy.
                    Something that makes that easier is very useful.
 
 Russ: hmmm.
 
 Karra: and that is what those bio
                    magnets do.
 
 John: do bio magnets that we get on
                    this planet, do they wear out after a period of
                    time? Do they lose their
                    magnetism?
 
 Karra: eventually yes but it is
                    something that takes quite a while,
                    something
                    that I wouldn't worry about your lifetime Johnny.
 
 John: oh really? So the pair I bought
                    a couple years ago in Sedona are still functioning
                    and working okay?
 
 Karra: they should be.
 
 John: okay.
 
 Karra: if they're not, you got ripped
                    off, they weren't real magnets.
 
 Russ: now what if you're
                    able to hook up a battery charge to one? Would that
                    increase the power without the debilitating effects
                    of actually having electromagnets?
 
 Karra: no, it wouldn't increase the
                    electrical magnetic field as much as you are
                    implying.
 
 Russ: uh-huh.
 
 Karra: yes it does increase it but it
                    is not a dramatic jump.
 
 Russ: okay.
 
 Karra: you have to
                    remember to have positive to North, negative the
                    South otherwise you are realigning these
                    poor suckers and if they lose alignment, what
                    happens?
 
 Russ: they reverse it.
 
 Karra: no they lose magnetism.
 
 Russ: oh.
 
 Karra: if they lose alignment. They
                    all have to point in the same way for magnetism
                    correct?
 
 Russ: correct.
 
 Karra: now if one's going this way,
                    one's going that way and another one's that way and
                    they're going all higgledy-piggledy, what happens to
                    the magnet?
 
 Russ: it just becomes a piece of
                    metal.
 
 Karra: correct.
 
 Russ: uh-huh.
 
 John: higgledy-piggledy, is that a
                    technical term?
 
 Karra: oh yes, very, very technical.
 
 John: oh, okay.
 
 Karra: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: yeah, originally from Sirius
                    from way, way back, it survived the eons of time
                    to....
 
 Karra: oh yes, oh immensely, immensely
                    old. It is like some of our medical expressions that
                    we use to shorten words. Like H..F..HFF. Somebody
                    comes in with a broken leg, let's say it's a guy and
                    I would say, "HFF, we better work on this one
                    quickly".
 
 Russ: hmmm.
 
 Karra: what does HFF mean?
                    His #@^%@* fault.
 
 Russ: well that's putting it......
 
 John: okay yeah,
 
 Russ: diplomatically.
 
 John: very, very technical.
 
 Karra: uh-huh, oh yes, it's a
                    fightfully technical term. Or what would be another
                    one? Let me see. H.....HDB no, HPH. I
                    remember when I was a medic in the army, Sirian
                    Defense Force I had a few of these.
 
 Russ: what's it mean?
 
 Karra: hygiene person......hygiene
                    personal habits.
 
 Russ: oh.
 
 Karra: it means he doesn't have any.
 
 Russ: so it would be actually PHH,
                    personal hygiene habits.
 
 Karra: well, English isn't my
                    language.
 
 Russ: true, true.
 
 Karra: I get the words mixed up.
 
 Russ: hmm, okay.
 
 Karra: yes?
 
 Russ: and now working with crystals
                    and magnets?
 
 Karra: uh-huh, okay now crystals are
                    more of an energy supply for the spiritual being to
                    recharge the injured individual. It is quite common
                    for somebody that has been hurt to feel physically
                    drained of energy and this is because
                    their body's immune system is fighting the infection
                    or fighting to repair itself. So what do you do? You
                    use crystal to re-energize the individual or, if you
                    happen to be fortunate enough to have healing
                    crystals, use the energies from those focusing in on
                    the harmed area and what it
                    is actually doing is the energy that is already in
                    that area focusing on healing is being directed by
                    this crystal, let's say it is a laser crystal right
                    and
                    you're using a sweeping motion right? What you're
                    doing is focusing the energy in that area in a
                    sweeping motion and augmenting it with the energy of
                    the crystal which is helping to heal by sweeping the
                    energy into a useful, cohesive unit.
 
 Russ: so if we were to use magnets
                    also that would do the same thing?
 
 Karra: yes but sometimes it is best to
                    use a combination of healing techniques.
 
 Russ: right, which is why I'm thinking
                    of using both, the crystals and magnets.
 
 Karra: yes, you would use them either
                    simultaneously or one after the other.
 
 John: are you familiar with this
                    publication?
 
 Karra: oh this one? I'm afraid I can't
                    open Mark's eyes to read it and I don't read English
                    very well. What is it called?
 
 John: it's called the "The
                        Complete
                      Crystal
                      Guidebook".
 
 Karra: yes, I believe I am aware of
                    it.
 
 Russ: being as it's my book.
 
 John: no, this is my book.
 
 Russ: oh I've got one too then.
 
 John: oh, yeah I know.
 
 Russ: oh, so yeah she's quite familiar
                    with it.
 
 John: it's "a practical path to self
                    development, empowerment and healing for the
                    beginner and advanced."
 
 Karra: uh-huh.
 
 John: it's by someone called Uma....
 
 Russ: Sibley..
 
 John: Sibley?
 
 Karra: oh yes.
 
 John:
                                    Shilbey?
 
 Russ: Sibley.
 
 Karra:
                                            Sibley.
 
 John: Sibley.
 
 Karra: I
                      am vaguely aware of it...........your question
                      being Johnny?
 
 John: is
                      it a good, practical handbook for
                      us to use here?
 
 Karra:
                      yes, it is quite a useful tool.
 
 John:
                      would there be some other publications that you're
                      aware of that we have on this planet?
 
 Karra: I
                      do not have Tia's expertise on computers otherwise
                      I would look it up and help you. As much as I
                      would love to, I lack the expertise.
 
 John:
                      okay, that's good enough.
 
 Karra:
                      okay. All right, last questions.
 
 John:
                      that was my last question.
 
 Karra:
                      okay I'll see you guys later, especially you dear.
 
 Russ: of
                      course my love.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 (Tia finishes up the
                            session with a light moment)
 
 
 Tia: (says hi in Durondedunn)
 
 Russ: hey, it's the mistress with the
                    mostest.
 
 Tia: oh yes, mistress with
                    the mostest, with the swivel hips.
 
 John: the ringleader of the gang.
 
 Tia: I'm leader of the pack,
                    vroom,
                    vroom, vroommm.
 
 Russ: do you know what that makes her
                    then?
 
 Tia: what?
 
 Russ: part of the ring cycle. (laughs)
 
 Tia: part of the ring cycle?
 
 Russ: you know, the motorcycle, the
                    Wagner Ring cycle?
 
 Tia: oh, yes.
 
 (Tia
                      hums a few bars)
 
 Russ: it is a translation from
                    Durodedunn back to English.
 
 John: yeah, yeah.
 
 Tia: (sings some more) Yeah......what's
                    up Doc?
 
 Russ: okay, let's see what we've got
                    left here to mess around with being as everything's
                    all covered pretty much for the webpage....
 
 Tia: who's on first?
 
 Russ: I suppose everything else is....
 
 Tia: it's about to run out as well.
                    Who's on first?
 
 Russ: it's got a ways to go.
 
 Tia: okay, cup of tea would be nice.
 
 Russ: not too far.
 
 John: who's on first?
 
 Tia: yes, who's
                    on first?
 
 John: who is on first.
 
 Tia: that's right.
 
 John: who is the correct answer.
 
 Tia: who's on first, what's on second,
                    I don't know's on third.
 
 Russ: so who's playing shortstop?
 
 Tia: no, who's on first.
 
 Russ: yes but who has played shortstop.
 
 Tia: no, who is on first.
 
 John: who?
 
 Tia: that's right.
 
 John: want me to get the tea?
 
 Russ: yeah he trades off
                    see?
 
 Tia: hey, let's do the
                    routine all right? Who's on first?
 
 Russ: I don't know.
 
 Tia: no, he's on.....
 
 John: no, no, they're
                    on third.
 
 Tia: thank you. MCP's.
 
 Russ: it's at that point.
 
 Tia: I'm not talking to you now.
 
 Russ: oh good. Okay.
 
 Tia: actually, Kiri was deliberately
                    egging you on I think.
 
 Russ: think so?
 
 Tia: yeah she was.
 
 Russ: well that's good.
 
 Tia: she wanted to see how far you
                    would go to putting it in to the......after all she
                    said that she is the most playful of the bunch.
 
 Russ: yeah well like I say, I'll
                    probably edit heavily at that point.
 
 Tia: you might put in, Kiri goes off
                    into frivolous behavior.
 
 Russ: well that's something like that
                    night in the pyramid.
 
 Tia: or Kiri starts making wild
                    comments that are unrelated to the channeling
                    session.
 
 Russ: Kiri sheds clothes,
                    attacks Lyka.
 
 Tia: it wasn't Lyka I don't think, it
                    think that it was Katrina.
 
 Russ: well that's true. Hmm, how is
                    Lyka? I'm a little worried about her.
 
 Tia: what do you mean?
 
 Russ: well I don't see her at all and
                    she isn't coming to channeling sessions
                    anymore but it seems like she's gotten kind of
                    antisocial, not so much a bad way but just kind of
                    more withdrawn.
 
 Tia: she's very confused at
                    the moment.
 
 Russ: right which is why I'm
                    asking the question.
 
 Tia: well she wants to do what's right
                    for her family, she wants to do what's right for her
                    unit, she wants to do what's right for us and they
                    don't mesh.
 
 Russ: well where does the conflict
                    come in? Her family doesn't want the same things you
                    guys want I take it?
 
 Tia: they have different outlooks.
 
 Russ: yeah but they're
                    Sirian.
 
 Tia: yeah, oh they're Sirian but
                    they're of a lower class then Kiri and Karra you see?
                    So that their outlooks are little different.
 
 Russ: oh, well I have to
                    admit I'm not too used to the lower class outlook
                    unfortunately. I'm used to Tanaxa (Kiri and Karra's
                    father), Kiri, Kara and....
 
 Tia: uh-huh.
 
 Russ: you know we don't meet too
                    many other Sirians.
 
 Tia: no. But you know she's confused
                    emotionally, she's also very confused about her
                    sexuality and also she has incredible
                    longing that she wants a child but she's also got
                    the problem with the loyalty to her group of
                    warriors.
 
 Russ: well see this is all
                    very strange because being sixth dimensional, I
                    wouldn't expect this kind of confusion.
 
 Tia: she's young.
 
 Russ: well agreed but so is Kiri and
                    yet you don't see that kind of confusion with Kiri.
                    Kiri knows exactly what she wants, how to get
                    it........
 
 Tia: yes but when I say Lyka is young,
                    she is young.
 
 Russ: well....
 
 Tia: she's only 19.
 
 Russ: oh, she's still a kid.
 
 Tia: exactly.
 
 Russ: well so theoretically, by the
                    time she reached Kiri's age she'll have it all
                    figured out?
 
 Tia: hopefully yes.
 
 Russ: I mean like I say, it's just in
                    sixth dimension young or not, I would expect people
                    to have more abilities and more resources available
                    to them......
 
 Tia: to develop their understanding
                    certainly, certainly, but she is still a woman, she
                    still has those hormones, she still has to learn and
                    experiment with her sensuality.
 
 Russ: hmmm.
 
 Tia: she has to learn how to control
                    herself.
 
 John: tea time.
 
 Tia: oh thank you dear.
 
 John: did Kiri tell you about her...
 
 Tia: ow, ow, ow, ow.
 
 John: oh yeah it's......yeah
                    it's hotter than your lover.
 
 Tia: which one?
 
 John: I don't know, take your pick.
                    Did Kiri tell you about her adventure with Rocketta?
 
 Tia: yes.
 
 John: yes, yeah and he gave
                    her quite a start.
 
 Tia: do you know what I would've done
                    if I had come across Rocketta?
 
 (a
                    wild raccoon that comes and visits)
 
 John: what?
 
 Tia: I would've attacked. Jumped on
                    her, played with her.
 
 John: really?
 
 Tia: rolled with her.
 
 John: seriously?
 
 Tia: yeah, I wouldn't of killed her,
                    I would have just played with her.
 
 John: do you realize how big this
                    raccoon is?
 
 Russ: how dangerous that is?
 
 John: yeah, I mean you could. If you
                    were in Mark's body and you attack this raccoon with
                    Mark's body, the odds of him being very seriously
                    injured and having to be hospitalized and go through
                    a series of rabies shots would be very
                    good.
 
 Russ: in your body, I think you could
                    pull it off.
 
 Tia: yes.
 
 John: but in Mark's body, it wouldn't
                    be very fair to him.
 
 Tia: well you didn't say in Mark's
                    body.
 
 Russ: that's true.
 
 John: I know okay, I didn't clarify
                    that you're right.
 
 Tia: uh-huh. I mean in
                    Mark's body, if you stood up, I could jump over you
                    and tap you on the head with my hands as my legs
                    passed over your shoulders.
 
 Russ: in Mark's body?
 
 Tia: no, my body.
 
 Russ: your body, you
                    said Mark's body.
 
 Tia: did I?
 
 John: yeah, you did.
 
 Tia: well it's not my language.
 
 Russ: well it's sort of, kind of an
                    inherited language anyway.
 
 Tia: what you mean?
 
 Russ: well practice makes perfect.
 
 John: yeah, Russ is learning that. Yep,
                    you think he'll ever master the English language?
 
 Tia: nah.
 
 John: nah, nah, you'll
                    probably have it mastered before he does.
 
 Russ: but I keep practicing.
 
 Tia: yes, it's a little bit like
                    making love, you have to practice.
 
 John: practice, practice, practice.
 
 Russ: well Tia's ready for the sexual
                    Olympics.
 
 John: oh yeah.
 
 Tia: Kiri is ready for the sexual
                    Olympics. Actually we're probably both ready for the
                    sexual Olympics.
 
 Russ: be a tagteam.
 
 (everybody laughs)
 
 Tia: I thought it was mud wrestling,
                    I thought it was mud wrestling.
 
 Russ: all-female relay team.
 
 John: oh yeah, I can just see them
                    passing the stick to each other.
 
 (more laughter)
 
 Russ: the thing's
                    vibrating.
 
 Tia: well have you heard of.........
 
 
 THE
                    TAPE ENDS
 
 
 
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